Just something random I threw together for Christmas, especially since Home Alone and Home Alone 2 are Christmas movies. Enjoy!
10 days after Astro B.O.Y.D.!:
One day, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, Violet, April, May, June, Gosalyn, Honker, and B.O.Y.D. were hanging out at the Sabrewing household.
"This is a great movie, wouldn't ya say?" asked May.
"Sure is." nodded June.
"Thanks again for including me in your friend group." said B.O.Y.D.
"Of course B.O.Y.D., you're alright in our book." smiled Huey.
Violet looked at the clock. "Friends, it is getting closer to dinnertime. What would you all like?" she asked.
"PIZZA!" everyone said.
"I don't need food. I am a robot." said B.O.Y.D.
"Either way, good choice," said Violet. Then, she remembered something. "Oh wait, we don't have any frozen pizzas."
"No problem, we can just order one." said Louie.
"Which one should we get?" asked Webby.
"I heard Dominoes has good pizza." April chimed in.
"Ooh, we should also order some garlic knots." said Gosalyn.
"Oh, and maybe even some cinnamon sticks too!" said May.
"And sweet chocolate lava cakes for dessert." Lena smirked.
"Oooooh!" everyone said.
"Alright, let's get ordering!" said Dewey as he began typing in an order on his phone.
"Make sure to order plenty of pizzas. Three boxes won't satisfy all of us." Gosalyn smirked.
Dewey gave a thumbs up.
As Dewey ordered, Honker was checking something on his phone. His eyes widened at what he saw.
"Uh, Dewey I don't think you should place that order in!" Honker said.
"Why? I just did." Dewey said in confusion, showing that the order was already in.
"Uh oh." Honker said in worry.
"What's wrong Honker?" Webby asked.
"I just checked the website. You have to be 18 years or older to order." Honker replied.
Huey's eyes widened. "That's right! And Mr. and Mr. Sabrewing are out on the town!" he cried.
"We are gonna be in so much trouble!" April gasped.
"No worries, we can just disguise ourselves." Gosalyn said with a handwave.
"But how can we disguise ourselves?" asked June.
Webby looked over at Lena. "Hey Lena, think you can disguise any of us or yours;f?' she asked.
Lena shook her head. "Sorry Pink. The disguise spell has kinda been a little faulty in the magic world."
"Really? How so?" asked Dewey.
Lena used her magic on Dewey turning him into… an old hag…
"AAAAHHHHHH!" everybody screamed.
"CHANGE HIM BACK! CHANGE HIM BACK!" cried Gosalyn.
Lena quickly did and Dewey was back to normal in a flash of magic.
"OK so that won't work." said Huey. "How else can we get our order without being found out that none of us are 18 or older?"
As everyone thought, Louie glanced over at the shelf near the TV that had various movies on VHS, DVD, and Blu-ray. His eyes widened at one of the VHS tapes. A scheme formed in his mind.
"Hey Violet, do your Dads have any giant speakers?" he asked.
Everyone looked at Louie.
"Yes, why do you ask?" Violet inquired.
"Because I got a little scheme in mind." Louie smirked.
25 minutes later:
A red car with the Dominos delivery logo on the roof pulled up to Violet's house. A green duck wearing a delivery outfit and hat came out and carried a large stack of pizzas, several bags, and a few small boxes. As he got to the front door, he saw a sign that read, "Back Door Please." So he went down the sidewalk, across the lawn, and into the backyard.
He walked up onto the porch, set the large order down, and knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" came a voice.
"It's Dominoes, I have your order sir." the delivery man replied.
Inside:
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here."
What was seen inside was Louie's scheme. They were playing Angels With Filthy Soles on an old TV hooked up to two large speakers near the back door. They were using Johnny to talk and muting out Snake's dialogue to make it look like the former was living in the house.
The kids were hiding behind the couch, trying their best not to laugh as Louie managed the remote.
"What money?
Outside:
"Well you have to pay for your pizzas and other stuff sir." the pizza man said as if it was obvious.
Inside:
"Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya?"
"Let's see, that'll be $122.50." the pizza man said.
As Louie gave a nod to Violet. The hummingbird nodded as she went to the door, and tossed out a one hundred dollar bill, a twenty, and a one onto the porch through the doggie door.
Outside:
As the pizza man picked up the money, he heard,
"Keep the change ya filthy animal."
"Cheapskate." the pizza man muttered.
Inside:
Everybody snickered as Louie pressed play again.
Outside:
"Hey. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead!"
The pizza man looked terrified.
"One, two, ten!"
At the sound of gunfire and Johnny's laughter, the pizza man stumbled off the porch and ran. He didn't stop running until he reached his car, started it up, and sped away.
The kids all burst out laughing as Violet opened the door and B.O.Y.D. used his robotic strength to bring their order in.
"A bunch of pizzas just for us." Dewey grinned.
"Great plan Louie." giggled June.
"Yeah, that guy didn't suspect a thing!" chortled Lena.
"What can I say? Scheming is what I'm all about." Louie grinned.
Later, two days before "The Trickening!":
The kids were relaxing in the mansion watching Beetlejuice. Donald was on a Caballeros mission with José, Panchito, Xandera, and Ari, Daisy was at the castle, Della was on a date with Launchpad, Beakley was visiting a fellow spy in England, and Scrooge was being pestered by the board at the Bin.
"How do you think they pulled off making Michael Keaton's head spin 360 degrees so fast?" April asked.
"The work of movie magic April." Gosalyn replied.
"Can you do that Lena?" June asked the oldest duck.
"I'd rather not traumatize you." Lena replied.
Outside near the gates, the Beagle Boys van pulled up. Ma Beagle was at the wheel.
"Alright boys, my sources tell me that the McDuck family should be out of the mansion today." Ma Beagle said.
"But don't they have them fancy security systems?" Bouncer asked.
"Under repair from what I can remember." Ma Beagle said. "But just in case there's someone in there, we need to scope out the building."
"Who's gonna do that Ma?" asked Big Time.
His response was getting kicked out of the van.
"Go check it out Big Time"!" Ma Beagle shouted.
Big Time grunted as he climbed over the gates and walked up the mansion.
Inside, all the kids were getting some snacks from the kitchen.
"Sorry you can't eat stuff B.O.Y.D." apologized Webby.
"Don't worry at all Webby." B.O.Y.D. said cheerily.
"How old is this pudding?" Honker asked, holding up moldy pudding, making the kids (except B.O.Y.D.) look like they wanna hurl.
"Well considering that there are only 48 stars on the American flag…" Violet said in disgust as she examined another old van. (1)
Suddenly, they heard what sounded like a twig snap.
"What was that?" asked B.O.Y.D.
"Sounds like someone's outside." said Gosalyn.
May peered through the window, seeing Big Time outside trying to get his jeans unstuck from a bush.
"It's one of the Beagle Boys!" she whispered loudly while closing the blinds, making the kids gasp.
"How did he get past the security system?!" Lena asked in alarm.
"It's under renovation, remember?" Huey replied.
Then, they saw Big Time's silhouette through the door window. The twelve kids quickly ducked out of sight near the island table.
"Do you think he saw us?" Louie whispered.
"Well the window's covered." Webby whispered back.
Outside, Big Time saw the door that led into the kitchen.
"Ah, a perfect way in!" he grinned as he walked towards it.
"I'd say we should kick his butt." suggested May.
"We could…" Louie said as he gazed at something. "Or…"
Everyone looked in his direction and saw a mini TV attached to two large speakers.
"Do you think it'll work?" Violet asked.
"Saves us from messing up the kitchen from a battle, do it!" Louie said.
Just as they heard the doorknob turn, Webby quickly snatched the remote and tuned in the TV as the movie played.
"...get the hell outta here."
Outside:
Big Time froze as he heard Johnny's voice and took his hand off the doorknob.
"Alright Johnny. But what about my money?"
"What money?"
Inside:
"Acey said ya had some dough for me."
As this happened, Huey got an idea. He gestured for Violet and Honker to follow him, which they did. He carefully got out a cooking pan from one of the cupboards.
"Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya?"
Violet grabbed a firefighter and Honker pulled out a small set of fireworks from his backpack. He had gotten them from his brother Tank's room.
"Acey said 10%."
Outside, Big Time stood confused as he heard "Johnny" and "Snakes" talk. What was going on? Were there two more thieves in there?
"Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more."
"Whaddya mean?"
Inside:
"He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out."
Huey set the pot near the door as Honker held up the firecrackers above it.
"Hey. I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes." Johnny said as he pulled out a tommy gun. "I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead!"
Outside:
Upon hearing this, Big Time grew scared and began to slowly back away.
Inside:
"Alright Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!"
Hearing those words, Violet quickly lit the firecrackers and the three brainiacs quickly rejoined the other kids and they all covered their ears.
"One, two, ten!"
As Johnny shot Snakes multiple times on TV, the firecrackers exploded in the pit.
Outside, Big Time screamed in alarm as he heard the "shots" and ran into some bushes to hide, cowering in fear.
Inside, everyone silently laughed as the fireworks continued to explode against the TV noise.
Outside:
Big Time jumped from the bushes and ran down the hill towards the gate.
Inside:
Soon, Johnny had finished off Snakes as the fireworks had all exploded.
"Keep the change ya filthy animal."
April turned off the TV and everyone laughed.
"Now that was hilarious." chuckled Huey.
"Yeah! I bet he wet his pants right there!" chortled Dewey.
Outside, Big Time fell on his back as he climbed over the gate. He got up, got into the van, and slammed the door shut.
"He's back!" said Burger.
"Big Time? What happened?" Ma Beagle asked in confusion.
"I dunno what just happened Ma, but someone just got blown away!" Big Time said, shaken.
The other beagles were taken aback.
"Huh?" Ma asked in confusion.
"Some guys beat us to the job, they're in there!" Big Time said frantically. "Two of them! There was arguing and one of them blew the other one away."
"Who?" Ma Beagle asked.
"I dunno, but it was so scary!" Big Time said. "Let's get outta here before they spot us and try to kill us!"
"Good idea." Ma Beagle said as she started up the van. "I don't fancy ending up as roadkill."
With that, Ma drove the van away.
The kids watched them go through the front windows and burst out laughing.
"I can't believe that worked!" chortled Louie.
"Those dumb Beagles will never learn!" giggled May.
"With that said, let's get back to our marathon." said Webby.
And the kids left the kitchen with their snacks.
8 days before "The Phantom and the Sorceress!":
The 12 kids were watching TV as Donald and Scrooge walked by.
"Now remember kids, we'll be back by nightfall." said Donald. "Make sure the mansion is in one piece before you hit the hay."
"And be on the lookout for any shifty characters about." added Scrooge. "Gyro is still modifying our security system and Duckworth is attending a ghost butler convention."
"Don't you worry 'bout us." Lena said dismissively. "We can handle ourselves."
"Just tell King Mickey, Queen Minnie, and Goofy we said hi." said Dewey.
They heard a car horn outside.
"That's Daisy and Della. See ya kids!" said Donald.
"Remember, the phone numbers for the places Beakley, Launchpad, Drake, Morgana, and Ludwig is on the refrigerator." said Scrooge.
"Got it." the kids said in unison as Donald and Scrooge walked out the door.
Some time later, the kids were in the triplet's room, all in a circle with a ouija board.
"Now let's see who we can contact in the spirit realm." Webby said eagerly.
"I wanna hear some comedy from John Candy!" said Dewey.
"I am interested in Marie Curie." said Violet.
"I'm all for Harold Ramis." said May.
"But first, let's start with Mel Blanc, the Man of a Thousand Voices." said Huey. "I'm very interested to know how he did such voices.
"You guys get started, I'm gonna open the window for more air." said April.
"Open up all of them. Those chilly dogs we had are gonna come out on both ends." joked Louie, making everyone laugh.
"I don't get it." said B.O.Y.D.
"When our stomachs gurgle, you will." smirked Lena.
As April opened the window, she gasped loudly.
"Sis? What's wrong?" asked June.
"Look!" April whispered loudly.
Everyone ran to the window and gasped.
There, climbing over the fence were many of Scrooge's enemies; Flintheart Glomgold, Ma Beagle, Magica De Spell, Mark Beaks, Don Karnage, and the Original Classic Beagle Boys.
Destroyed security robots were all over the lawn.
"Nice job overloading their circuits, Beaks." Magica complemented.
"With this new app my people thought of that I took credit for, I can overload anything." Beaks replied dismissively.
"Now Scrooge and his family has to deal with our family once again!" Glomgold cackled.
"Are you even sure that they're here?" asked Ma Beagle.
"I did some snooping last night." Glomgold replied. "They're all outta the manor. So we can walk in and take over before they come back!"
"Also, aren't we several members short?" Big Time asked.
"Yeah, some are either locked up, dead, redeemed, or missin'." nodded Bouncer.
"It's better than nothing boys." Ma Beagle replied as they made their way uphill.
"Besides, with the McDucks out of town, we can stroll in, take over Scroogey's home, control all of his assets, and then we'll be unstoppable!" Magica grinned.
"But what if there is someone behind like the green one from the first time?" Karnage inquired.
"Simple really… we actually take them out…" Magica said darkly.
"Better than having him trick us." Beaks shrugged.
"I still don't understand how you managed to convince us to work together again after what happened the last several times." Ma Beagle commented to Glomgold.
"He's really good at them speeches." Big Time said.
"Focus Glomgold family!" Glomgold ordered. "We have a mansion to take over and an entire town to take for ourselves… and I'll be the RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"And we'll claim our revenge on clan McDuck, slowly, but maliciously…" Magia grinned sinisterly.
"Break the door down!" Karnage said, pointing his sword at it.
As they got to work finding a way to bust the door down, the kids ducked down.
"How is Glomgold's plan working… again?!" Huey asked in disbelief.
"It worked during the Moonvasion." Dewey pointed out.
"Yeah, but for the benefit of the world, not himself… entirely." Webby added.
"Forget about that, they're breaking into our home!" Lena exclaimed.
"We have to stop them!" Gosalyn said, pounding her fist.
"Or…"
Everyone looked to see Louie twirling a remote.
"We scare the hell out of them." he grinned. "That way our perfect day won't be interrupted any further."
The kids traded glances.
"Will it work?" asked May.
"It's worth a shot." Violet said.
Louie quickly inserted the Angels With Even Filthier Souls tape.
In the hallway, the front doors bust open as Clan Glomgold walked in.
"I never tire of that entrance." Magica grinned.
"Think we're all alone?" asked Big Time.
Suddenly, a superball bounced down the stairs.
"What is that thing?" asked Karnage.
"Looks like a rubber version of those round drones I bought on Craig's List." Beaks mused.
"It's a toy! Someone's here!" exclaimed Glomgold.
"It must be Scrooge or a member of his family toying with us." Magica growled. "Let's find them, hold them hostage, and kill if anyone tries anything!"
Clan Glomgold ran upstairs.
As they navigated the hall, they saw the door to the triplets' bedroom slam shut.
"It's McDuck! Get him!" Glomgold shouted as they ran towards the room.
But just before they could break the door down…
"Hold it right there!"
The villains stopped in their tracks, surprised by the unfamiliar voice.
"This is Flintheart Glomgold and his family!" Glomgold declared.
"The Beagle Family, ruthless criminals!" said Ma Beagle.
"Don Karnage, master pirate of the skies!" said Karnage.
"Mark beaks, tech billionaire!" Beaks said proudly.
"And Magica De Spell, mistress of all evil!" Magica cackled.
Bedroom:
Dewey played the movie.
"I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator!" Johnny said.
Hallway:
The villains were confused by that statement. Bouncer sniffed himself.
"You was here last night too, wasn't ya?"
"Uh, yes. I was." Glomgold replied.
Bedroom:
The kids snickered as Dewey resumed the movie.
"You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!" Johnny said accusingly.
Hallway:
"WHAT?!" Glomgold exclaimed, comply astonished and offended while the other villains looked at him in shock.
"Is that true Flintheart?" Magica asked.
"Were you doing something besides recon work?" Beaks asked suspiciously.
"No! I did no such thing! I swear!" Glomgold exclaimed.
Bedroom:
The kids tried hard to stifle their laughter as Dewey resumed the movie.
"Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff. I could go on forever, baby!"
Hallway:
Glomgold's jaw was wide open in disbelief while the villains were completely shocked by what they heard.
"Huh, you think you know a guy." Beaks commented.
"Who knew that new Pa had such a life?" Burger said.
"You must be quite the player with this man here." Magica commented.
"So Flinty, you hidin' stuff from us?" Ma Beagle asked.
"Don't you start with me Katherine!" Glomgold growled as he faced the door. "Listen you, I dunno who ya think you are, but none of that is true! We are looking for Scrooge McDuck and his family!"
Bedroom:
The kids smirked as Dewey resumed the movie.
"All right. I believe ya... but my Tommy gun don't!" Johnny said, pulling out said gun.
Hallway:
The villains froze.
"He has a gun!" exclaimed Karnage.
"Of all the times not to have my magic!" groaned Magica.
"I don't like guns!" cried Big Time.
"Beaks, can't you overload it?!" Burger asked scaredly.
"Not something from, I dunno, the 1950's!" Beaks exclaimed.
"WHAT DO WE DO!?" shrieked Bouncer.
"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!" came Johnny's voice.
The villains looked at one another.
"Well… on your knees." Glomgold awkwardly said.
Everyone compiled, bending down on their knees. Glomgold tried to summon up the courage to say it, as embarrassing as it was for him.
"I love you!" he said with an awkward smile.
Bedroom:
The kids were now really trying hard not to laugh. Since Dewey was struggling the most, Lena resumed the movie with her magic.
"You gotta do better than that!" Johnny said.
Hallway:
The villains were silent before they all said in awkward unison, "I love you!"
Bedroom:
Lena resumed the movie once more.
Hallway:
"Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go." Johnny said.
The villains sighed in relief.
"I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door!" Johnny shouted.
The villain's eyes widened in horror.
"RUN!" Glomgold shouted.
Immediately, the villains got up and ran for the door.
"1... 2…"
Gosalyn slowly opened the door as Lena increased the volume with her magic.
As Johnny opened gunfire, laughing as he did so, the villains screamed in terror as they climbed the fence and ran their separate ways down the hill.
As soon as they were out of sight, the kids roared with laughter.
"That was SO FUNNY!" laughed Webby.
"Did you see them run like scared little kids?!" chortled Louie.
"So hilarious!" laughed May.
"Quite enjoyable!" giggled Violet.
"Oh if only the adults could see this!" Gosalyn laughed.
"Maybe someday." chuckled Honker.
"Alright, Lena, use your magic to fix the door and security bots." said Huey.
"Sure thing Red." Lena said as she excited the room.
"Once she gets back, it's senace time!" Dewey declared.
Three days before "Escape From the Impossibin!":
The 12 best friends were in the triplet's room once more watching Lena do her transformations while they ate chili cheese dogs. The adults were at the castle.
"Ok… do Jane!" said Louie.
Lena snapped her fingers and she became Jane from Funzo's.
"Nice! Ooh, now try Duckworth… when he was alive!" challenged Gosalyn.
Lena snapped her fingers and she became a living Duckworth.
"Nice!" grinned Louie, proud of his girlfriend.
"Here's a challenge… try a human character… Jim Carrey." said Honker.
"Please, give me a challenge." Lena scoffed.
She instantly transformed into Jim Carrey.
"This is why I love you, you're amazing Lena." Louie grinned.
Lena transformed back into herself.
"Aw, thanks Greenie." she said with a smile, blushing.
"Should we really be doing this considering the fact that F.O.W.L. is on the horizon?" questioned Violet.
"We'll be ready to fight them." Webby said determinedly. "I know we will be."
Everyone grinned at Webby's words.
"As long as they don't strike now, they won't see us coming." said Gosalyn.
"Uh, I w-wouldn't be to sure of that." stammered Honker.
"What are you lookin' at Honk-Man?" asked June.
"Look!" Honker exclaimed.
The kids ran over to Honker and gasped.
Outside, a helicopter with the F.O.W.L. logo landed on the lawn. Bradford, Bentley, & Buford Buzzard, Black Heron, Steelbeak, John D. Rockerduck, Phantom Blot, and the Egghead Pepper came out of it.
The kids yelped as they ducked down.
"What are they doing here?!" exclaimed Dewey.
"And why would they come to the mansion?" asked Violet.
"They must be here for Finch's journal!" theorized Huey.
"Where did he hide it again?" asked Honker.
"Uncle Scrooge hid it in the Other Bin." said Webby.
"We have to get them out of here." said Huey.
"I have an idea." said Violet. "After previous events of using a certain old movie series to scare away our enemies… and the pizza delivery man, I think we have a chance of using both movies to scare away F.O.W.L."
"Do you think it'll even work?" asked Honker.
"We have to try." Dewey said determinedly.
Louie quickly inserted the Angels With Filthy Souls tape into the TV and Huey quickly pulled up Angels With Even Filthier Souls on Louie's laptop.
Outside the front door, Heron used her mechanical arm to pick the lock.
"We're almost in." she grinned.
"And nice job hacking the security system so we could land on their lawn." Pepper piped up.
"Remind me again why we're on McDuck's property?" asked Rockerduck.
"To retrieve Finch's journal of course." Bradford replied.
"I thought the McDucks were gonna lead us to the lost treasures." Phantom Blot said in confusion.
"This way we can get them quicker." Bradford replied dismissively. "That way we won't have to go through the hassle of stealing them back from the McDucks."
"And their security system was easy to hack." Heron added.
"So how come Gandra's not helping us?" asked Steelbeak.
"She's on another mission." Bentley replied.
"Reconsinience." Buford clarified.
Heron picked the lock. "We're in… even though we could've busted the door down."
"Unnecessary damage." Bradford said as he opened the door.
FOWL stepped inside, only to see various objects scattered across the hall; books, dishes, umbrellas, jackets, etc.
"Whoa, did someone beat us to the job?" Steelbeak asked in surprise.
"There's no sign of forced entry." Phantom Blot observed.
"Ooh! Maybe someone else is after the journal too!" Pepper suggested.
"I won't rule out that possibility." Bradford said. "For now, let's look just to be sure."
Suddenly, they heard a door slam.
"Egads, someone's still in the mansion!" Rockerduck exclaimed.
"I wonder who." Steelbeak commented.
"It's the McDuck family you idiot! They must've seen us land and are hiding!" Heron hissed.
"And here I thought they were ready to face us." Phantom Blot mused.
"Forget that, we'll make them tell us where the journal is." said Bentley.
"And if they don't talk?" Rockerduck asked.
"Then we KILL!" Heron cackled.
"NO!" Bradford said firmly. "We take the journal and then I'll explain what we'll do from there."
Heron groaned as F.O.W.L. ran up into the hall.
Louie noticed their shadows coming down the hall as he slammed the door.
"It's showtime guys!" he said.
The kids gathered around the bunk beds and Violet stayed near the desk where the computer was. B.O.Y.D. used his x-ray vision on the door.
"Here they come!" he said.
"Let's do this!" Dewey said.
F.O.W.L. came towards the door to the bedroom.
"Do you think whoever's here is in there?" asked Steelbeak.
"Do you just choose random doors?" Phantom Blot deadpanned.
"Let's just check." Buford said. The youngest of the cultures was about to knock when…
"Hold it right there!"
F.O.W.L. stopped dead in their tracks.
"Oh there is someone here." Pepper mused.
Bradford cleared his throat. "This is the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny." he said.
Bedroom:
Violet resumed the video.
"I knew it was you." said Johnny, putting down his cigarette. "I could smell ya getting off the elevator!"
Hallway:
The organization was confused.
"How could he smell us?" Phantom Blot asked suspiciously.
"Well I am wearing a new aftershave." Steelbeak piped up.
Black Heron shook her head. "Listen mister, we're here to pick up something from Scrooge McDuck."
Bedroom:
Louie grinned as he pressed PLAY on the remote.
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here." Johnny said.
Hallway:
"Ooh, a feisty person." Heron mused, smirking. "Must be another thief."
Bradford rolled his eyes. "Listen sir, we're here to see Scrooge McDuck."
Bedroom:
Louie fast-forwarded the movie.
"He's upstairs takin' a bath." Johnny said. "He'll call you when he gets out."
Hallway:
"Oh so Scrooge is here." mused Pepper. "And in the bathtub."
"Let's torture him for the journal." Heron grinned.
"No you imbeciles, he was being sarcastic." Bradford grunted. "I know for a fact that Scrooge isn't home." He turned to Heron. "And even if he was, we may be a fiendish organization, but we're not perverts."
Heron rolled her eyes.
"Very well then, we'll just find the journal ourselves." Bradford said.
F.O.W.L. began to walk away.
Bedroom:
"And now for the fun part." Dewey grinned.
Violet grinned as well as she replayed the video at the beginning.
"Hold it right there!" Johnny said.
Hallway:
F.O.W.L. turned around in surprise.
"Yes?" Bradford asked.
Bedroom:
Louie pressed PLAY as Violet closed the laptop and joined the kids, her part being over.
Hallway:
"You was here last night too, wasn't ya?" came Johnny's voice.
"Well, yes I was. I was giving my two weeks notice on paper." said Bradford.
Bedroom:
The kids grinned as the fun was now really starting. Louie resumed the movie.
"You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!" Johnny said accusingly.
Hallway:
The villains were silent. Bradford blinked.
"What?" he said flatly.
"Bradford is that true? Do you have a lover?" Heron asked.
"What? No!" Bradford said.
"Bradford it's the 21st century, it's normal now." Steelbeak said.
"I'm still getting used to this century." Rockerduck said.
"You think you know you know you're bosses these days." Phantom Blot mused.
"I do not have a lover!" Bradford shouted. "This man is insane!"
Bedroom:
The kids stifled their giggling as Louie resumed the movie.
"Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' with everybody!" Johnny said accusingly. "Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff. I could go on forever, baby!"
Hallway:
Bradford just stared, aghast at what he just heard. His brothers and agents were shocked.
"Bradford, I didn't know you were such a player." Heron mused with a smirk.
"Our director is full of mysteries." Pepper commented.
"I-I-I did no such thing!" Bradford exclaimed. "This man is mistaken unless…" He faced his brothers. "Have you two been doing something behind my back?!" he demanded.
"Of course not!" Bentley exclaimed. "We were at the Lost Library of Alexandria last night!"
"And we've been doing our work there ever since! This man doesn't know what he's saying!" Buford added.
Bradford faced the door. "Listen you, I don't know who you think you are, but you are clearly mistaken!" he exclaimed. "We are looking for Isabella Finch's journal!"
Bedroom:
Louie smirked as he resumed the movie.
"All right. I believe ya... but my Tommy gun don't!" Johnny said, pulling out said gun.
Hallway:
F.O.W.L. froze.
"Oh so he's got a gun huh? Well so do we!" Steelbeak retorted, pulling out a machine gun.
Pepper pulled out her blaster and Heron readied her arm canon.
Bedroom:
"They have their own weapons!" Gosalyn exclaimed softly.
"What do we do?!" whispered May.
"I got this!" Lena whispered.
Lena tip-toed to the door and snapped her fingers.
Hallway:
Steelbeak and Pepper tried to open fire… but nothing happened. Their guns just clicked.
"What?! Darn it! It's jammed!" Steelbeak exclaimed.
"Mine is too!" Pepper cried.
Heron's arm began to malfunction.
"Oh come on I just tuned this up last night!" Heron groaned, banging her regular arm against the robotic one.
"Do you have your glove thingy?" Rockerduck asked Phantom Blot.
"It's still in the works!" he replied.
"Now what do we do?!" shrieked Steelbeak.
"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me." came Johnny's voice.
F.O.W.L. looked at one another.
"Do we have to?" Bentley asked.
"Well… our weapons are jammed and we have no extras." Bradford awkwardly replied.
"And I for one don't wanna get filled with bullet holes." Buford added.
Bradford sighed.
"Alright F.O.W.L.… on your knees… is the last thing I ever hoped to say." he grunted.
F.O.W.L. kneeled onto the ground.
Bradford signed and mustered an awkward grin. "I love you!" he said with a forced tone.
Bedroom:
The kids stifled their laughter as Louie resumed the movie.
"You gotta do better than that!" Johnny said.
Hallway:
The villains blinked before saying in unison, "I love you!"
Bedroom:
The kids were about to burst into a laughing fit as Louie pressed PLAY and joined the others on the bunk beds.
Hallway:
"Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go." Johnny said.
The villains sighed in relief.
"Much appreciated sir!" Pepper said.
"I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door!" Johnny shouted.
Their eyes all widened.
"He sounds serious." gulped Rockerduck.
"What do we do?" asked Steelbeak.
"One!"
"Uh oh." gulped Pepper.
"Two!"
"RUN!" shouted Bradford.
As Johnny opened fire and laughed maniacally, F.O.W.L. ran outside the mansion and into the helicopter.
"What about the journal?!" exclaimed Phantom Blot.
"Let Scrooge and his family track the treasures so we can steal them, I am NOT getting shot today!" Bradford said.
Heron started up the helicopter and flew them back to their headquarters.
The kids were laughing so hard at what had happened that they ended up falling off the bed and rolling around on the ground, clutching their stomachs.
"That was the funniest thing I've ever done and seen in my life!" chortled Violet.
"I'm laughing so hard right now!" giggled April.
"We all are!" laughed Honker.
"They were so scared and unnamed thanks to us!" giggled Gosalyn.
"Quite enjoyable!" laughed B.O.Y.D.
They soon caught their breaths.
"Man that was awesome." said Dewey.
"We totally scared the hell outta F.O.W.L." said Louie.
"I never laughed so hard in my life." said June.
"Me too, I almost wet myself." giggled Lena.
"By the way, nice idea of making the front hall look like a mess Webby." said May.
"Thanks! That was one way to draw them in and then scare them silly." Webby giggled.
"Let's hope we don't see those filthy animals for a while." said April.
"In the meantime, let us clean up before the adults get back." suggested Violet. "And then we can resume our fun."
"You guys can." Louie said.
"Why just us?" asked Huey, raising an eyebrow.
"Louie, June, and I are gonna let those chili cheese dogs rip in privacy." Lena replied.
"You guys always have an excuse to get out of doing work." May said, rolling her eyes.
"You'd rather have the three of us stink up the mansion?" June asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No. God no!" Huey said firmly.
"Just keep air-freshener beside you." said April.
"Done." the three said as they went down the hall and into three different bathrooms.
The others made their way downstairs.
"Do you think we will be ready for FOWL?" Dewey asked Webby.
"I know we will be Dew-Drop." Webby smiled. "We'll always be ready for anything that comes our way."
Dewey smiled as he and Webby kissed before joining their friends to clean up the mess they made to fool F.O.W.L.
Despite everything, they knew they would be ready to face them.
CAST
Danny Pudi as Huey Duck
Ben Schwartz as Dewey Duck
Bobby Moynihan as Louie Duck
Kate Micucci as Webby Vanderquack
Kimiko Glenn as Lena
Libe Barer as Violet Sabrewing
Jessica DiCicco as April, May, and June Duck
Stephanie Beatriz as Gosalyn Mallard
Kate Leigh as Honker Muddlefoot
Noah Baird as B.O.Y.D.
Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck
Keith Ferguson as Flintheart Glomgold
Margo Martindale as Ma Beagle
Eric Bauza as Beagle Boys
Catherine Tate as Magica De Spell
Jaime Camil as Don Karnage
April Winchell as Black Heron
Marc Evan Jackson as Bradford, Bentley, and Buford Buzzard
Jason Mantzoukas as Steelbeak
John Hodgman as John D. Rockerduck
Giancarlo Esposito as Phantom Blot
Amy Sedaris as Pepper
Lucas Till as Pizza Man
Ralph Foody as Johnny
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Michael Guido as Snakes
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Hope you all enjoyed this series of one-shots for Christmas! Rate, review, and I'll see you all soon!
(1) The Loud House episode "Two Boys and a Baby"