Got this from watching 'Hawkeye'. Now, as much as I liked Felicity's and Earth-2 Laurel's friendship in Season 7, the basis for it made little sense, considering their history and I enjoyed Kate's and Yelena's banter in 'Hawkeye', even though they were a washout version of Clint and Natasha, then again, Kate and Yelena are Hawkeye's and Black Widow's successors and do not get me started on Felicity and the insult to Black Siren in 5x10.
Disclaimer: I do not own Arrowverse.
When the power turned back on, the cage was open but what surprised Felicity was that Laurel was not running but instead was at the cooker.
"What the…" Felicity demanded.
"You turned off the power so that I could escape and lead you to Prometheus. Oldest trick in the book. You thought I'd fall for that?" Laurel said, amused.
"So… instead of going back to Prometheus, you decided to make macaroni?" Felicity questioned.
"I was hungry and you took forever and I wanted to make food." Laurel said.
"What do you want?" Felicity demanded.
"Right now, just eat." Laurel shrugged. "Hungry?"
"How do I know it's not poisoned?" Felicity asked and Laurel laughed.
"Come on, if I wanted you dead and believe me, I am considering it, we wouldn't be talking." Laurel said, amused.
"You seriously think I'll have dinner with you after you tried to kill my friends?" Felicity demanded incredulously.
"Uh, as I recall, your friends tried to kill me first and from what I hear, it was on your order, despite that Oliver told you not to do anything." Laurel pointed out.
"Because I don't trust you!" Felicity snapped.
"Come on, why are you so defensive? Jealous because I look like Ollie's ex?" Laurel asked mockingly as she sat down and began eating, while Felicity, despite her apprehensiveness, also sat down. "From what I hear, he's got a thing for blondes. Sara. You. The other Laurel. And me. Oh, and the brooding, it makes me wonder if he could be a vampire, if you get the reference."
Felicity laughed humorlessly, since the Angel reference was not lost onto her. "What do you want?"
"Right now, just eat." Laurel said, tasting the macaroni.
"No. I meant, what do you want? Why are you after Oliver and following Prometheus?" Felicity demanded as Laurel looked at her darkly.
"Because you have no idea who he is and what is he capable of and you should be as scared of him as I am." Laurel said.
"Or maybe you're just as dark as he is. I don't trust you." Felicity said bluntly as Laurel rolled her eyes.
"Oh, well, I tried to play nice." Laurel said before punching Felicity, knocking her out.
When they tracked down Laurel, Felicity was entering the elevator with her tablet as it was going up before it stopped to reveal Laurel.
"Oh, Felicity." Laurel said teasingly as Felicity paled. "Relax, I am not going to kill you. I'm just going to wait for Ollie, then kill him, then have a Merry Christmas before going home. You should go home and spend your Christmas with your Mommy instead." The elevator dinged as it opened, while Felicity made way to block Laurel's path but Laurel easily moved past her and pushed her out. "Felicity, don't. Stay here."
Felicity pushed past Laurel into the elevator as Laurel rolled her eyes and groaned.
Felicity looked at the floor buttons nervously and reached but Laurel grabbed Felicity by her arm and pushed her back, while glaring in annoyance before acting casual. Felicity reached again but Laurel grabbed her by her wrist and threw her on the floor as Felicity yelped in pain. Felicity got up and slapped Laurel on the face, much to Laurel's surprise as she gasped.
"What the hell was that?" Laurel demanded.
"I don't know." Felicity said awkwardly before she pressed all the buttons on the console so that the elevator would stop at every floor and Laurel groaned.
"Oh, come on. Really?" Laurel said, annoyed as the elevator stopped and opened. "Bitch."
Laurel ran off, with Felicity chasing her and tackling her to a table and throwing a lamp at her but Laurel dodged before Felicity blocked her path at the door.
"Come on, Laurel, what are we doing? I mean, it's Christmas. Let's get a drink." Felicity said, panting out in exhaustion.
"Yeah. Not a bad idea." Laurel shrugged.
"Cool." Felicity nodded, smiling.
"Once I kill Oliver." Laurel added coldly.
"No, that's not what I… Laurel, please, let's not—"
Laurel kicked Felicity, making her fall to the floor before Laurel tried to run but Felicity grabbed Laurel by her leg as she fell. Laurel got up and pinned Felicity to the wall but Felicity shook her off and Laurel dodged, when Felicity tried to punch her. Felicity grabbed a wrench but Laurel dodged again before Felicity pushed her to the floor but Laurel recovered and ran to the window but Felicity threw the wrench as it hit Laurel's hand, while Laurel yelped.
"Ow! That hurt!" Laurel snapped.
"Yeah? So did that kick to the ribs!" Felicity snapped back.
"Thanks." Laurel said. "I gotta say, you need better fighting lessons."
"I know. God damn it, I hate you but you're making me like you!" Felicity snapped again.
"Yeah, I know, I do that. I gotta say, this was fun. See ya!" Laurel jumped out the window and ran on the rafters as Felicity stared.
"Oh, no way I'm following her there." Felicity snapped as she returned to the elevator, trying to find Oliver instead.
Not as funny as I had hoped but hope you had a laugh.
And if a certain troll comes at me again, shame on you for pulling that stunt on Christmas, you don't like it, move on, I don't need to take your crap, especially on Christmas, grow up.
So, what do you guys think?
Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.
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Bl4ckHunter