It was a quiet night in the Bikini Bottom, it's citizens were sleeping peacefully in their homes and not a scallop was stirring.
Except for a certain yellow sponge and his pink starfish friend that is.
Spongebob Squarepants and his friend, Patrick Star were currently on their way back to the Krusty Krab with a heavy piece of machinery.
Earlier that day, Spongebob's boss, Mr. Krabs, turned his attention to a certain uncleaned spot on a plate. Spongebob was well-versed with the rule: "Nobody leaves work until everything's ship-shape!" Which meant everything was to be organize, equipment was to be turned off, all money(especially money) was to be counted, and all dishes were to be cleaned!
Now Spongebob was one to take his job as fry-cook very seriously. It was like Leonardo Da'Fish'ci and his paintings, it was his craft, and his craft was his life!
So he stayed late to make sure this spot was taken care of. He tried to simply wash it and scrub it off with a towel, it didn't work. He tried to use a jackhammer, no effect. He tried a baseball bat, a chainsaw, and a tank with a smaller sponge inside, bump-kis! He even used his spit and tried to rub it off, nothing worked!
So, it was time he used drastic measures, and that's where Patrick came in.
"Thanks again for helping me bring this, Patrick." Spongebob said gratefully.
"Don't mention it, buddy! And we'll go to the arcade after this right?" Patrick asked.
"Patrick, the arcade's closed right now, remember?" Spongebob reminded him.
"Oh yeah." Patrick remembered.
"Soon that spot's not going to know what hit it!" Spongebob said determinedly.
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Inside the Krusty Krab
After strapping the plate down and putting on a helmet with goggles, Spongebob approached the spot with a smirk on his face.
"I'm afraid this is the last time we'll be meeting like this, my friend." Spongebob said with a German accernt. "Allow me to introduce you to...the SpotMaster 6000!" He said as he pointed to the machinery behind him, which is a bizarre-looking cannon with a small microwave on top.
"Notice, the microwave-powered, laser particle beam." He gestured to the microwave with a cannon attached to it.
"Notice, the laser-guided high pressure water cannon." He gestured to the cannon with water dripping out.
"And notice, the little surprise I installed just for you." Spongebob said smugly to the spot. "A specially woven metal alloy ingeniously combined with state of the art cleansing materials. I call it..." He pushed a button to show a ball of steel wool. "...Steel Wool! And it comes with.." And then a laser popped out of the wool ball. "...a laser!" He said excitedly.
"Ooooooooh..." Patrick said as he goggled at the Spotmaster 6000. "Hey Spongebob, can we use this on my toilet?" He asked delightfully.
Spongebob couldn't help but shutter at that, remembering the last time he saw his friend's toilet.
"Um, maybe later Patrick." Spongebob said wearily before turning back to the spot. "Any last words?" He asked as he put his ear near the plate, which gave no response. "Mmm...I thought not." He said smugly as he jumped into the seat and puts on his goggles. "Patrick, power it up!" Spongebob told him.
"Powering up!" Patrick saluted as he put on his own goggles before pulling the switch, turning the machine on.
SpongeBob himself turned on a switch on the control panel for the microwave-powered, laser-particle beam. The microwave turned on, with a Krabby Patty rotating inside of it. A green laser is fired on the spot. Nothing happened to the spot.
"Water cannon, on!" Spongebob said as turned it on, a blast of water shooting at the plate. The spot wouldn't leave! "No effect. Steel wool laser, on!" He said as he flipped the small switch, activating it. The Krusty Krab shook around them, bright lights flashing here and there!
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Mr. Krabs' Home
As the Krusty Krab shook, the lights shine all the way out to Mr. Krabs' home, waking Mr. Krabs up. He gets up from his hammock and sees what's going on.
"Hmmm... strange vortex in the west. Well, it's probably got nothing to do with SpongeBob." Mr. Krabs reassured himself.
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Krusty Krab
As Spongebob continued to blast the plate, he could see the spot just wouldn't come off!
"OK, you asked for it! Patrick, cross the beams!" Spongebob ordered him. In turn, Patrick pulled a switch that said "CROSS THE BEAMS!" and the beams crossed. Making everything shake around them, but the spot was still there! "More power!" He said as he cranked up the power of the laser.
As he did so, it sent out 'sound'-like waves through the air, causing everything to look like it was wiggling.
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Mr. Krabs' Home
Mr. Krabs once again looked out his window, and saw the disruption in the air.
"Spontaneous molecular distortion, hmm?" Mr. Krabs wondered. "I guess I better go see what the lad's up to." He said with a sigh.
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Sandy's Treedome
Sandy Cheeks, Spongebob's squirrel friend from the surface, was sleeping peacefully inside her acorn tree when she suddenly felt everything around her shaking.
"Huh? What the...?" Sandy said groggily as she woke up.
She looked outside and saw the disruption in the water.
"Spontaneous molecular distortion?! (Sighs) why do I get the feeling this is Spongebob related?" She said in minor annoyance.
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The Chum Bucket
Plankton, business rival of Mr. Krabs and owner of the Chum Bucket across the street from the Krusty Krab, was being blinded by the lights shining through his window.
"Agh. Who left the lights on!" Plankton complained as he saw the chaos going on outside.
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Squidward's House
Squidward Tentacles, Spongebob and Patrick's neighbor, woke up from all the shaking and looked to his window and saw the disturbance outside.
"Probably Spongebob related...no thank you..." Squidward deadpanned as he closed his blinds and went back to bed.
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Krusty Krab
"More power!" Spongebob exclaimed, getting Patrick to push more buttons. Causing everything to shake even more, the atmosphere around them changing colors.
...
Outside, Mr. Krabs sees the lasers and fireworks going on inside the Krusty Krab.
"Oh, boy, that can't be good." Mr. Krabs said tiredly.
From a further distance, Sandy, now in her diving suit, was also approaching the Krusty Krab.
"I better make sure the critter doesn't do anything crazier than a monkey on a tricycle." Sandy said with exasperation.
And coming from across the street was Plankton in a bitter mood.
"Hey! Would you keep it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!" Plankton said angrily.
...
Back inside, the Spotmaster 6000 was almost at full capacity and the spot just wasn't being cleaned!
"More POWER!" Spongebob yelled as the machine sparked everywhere.
"Spongebob! Are you sure this isn't dangerous!?" Patrick asked.
"Don't worry, Patrick! Everything will be fine, as long as you don't press the button that says. 'TOO DANGEROUS' on it!" Spongebob reassured him, referring to the big red button that said: "TOO DANGEROUS!" above it.
"Do what to this button?!" Patrick asked, not hearing Spongebob all too well.
"DON'T PRESS IT!" Spongebob yelled as loudly as he could.
"DO PRESS IT?! OKAY!" Patrick said as he slapped the button with all his might.
"PAT, NO!" Spongebob tried to warn, to no avail.
And with that, the machine went into overload, the ground started to crack underneath them, and everything around them flashed into a bright white light.
*BOOM!*
The Krusty Krab had been destroyed, all that remained were ashes and wood burned to a crisp.
Sandy and Mr. Krabs were thrown to the ground due to the shockwave, while Plankton was splattered into his window because of his size. Once they regained their composure, the looked on in shock.
"What the...!" Plankton said, perplexed by what just happened.
"SPONGEBOB!" Sandy said fearfully.
"MY PLACE OF BUSINESS!" Mr. Krabs said in shock.
Sandy and Mr. Krabs came in closer and saw there was a small crater inside, in the exact location the Spotmaster 6000 was.
"AH! That boy really did it this time! When I get my hands on him!" Mr. Krabs said lividly.
"So Spongebob was in there!?" Sandy asked anxiously.
"Darn tootin' he was! I told him he had to stay overnight to clean a plate he forgot to wash, and he couldn't even do that right!" Mr. Krabs said angrily.
"Patrick was with him too. Those two morons were bringing some sort of machine here earlier." Squidward said as he approached the two.
"Squidward? What are you doing here?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"I was trying to get some sleep, but all the noise was keeping me awake. I was coming over here to tell those dunder-heads to keep it down." Squidward complained.
"Did you see them after the explosion?!" Sandy asked quickly.
"...No." Squidward muttered, not caring at all. "So Mr. Krabs, do we declare this a Holiday now?" He asked.
"Don't count on it, Mr. Squidward." Mr. Krabs said with annoyance.
"Guys! Don't you see what just happened?!" Sandy said frantically, getting their attention.
"...I have to get insurance?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"NO! If Spongebob and Patrick were in there, then that means...that means...SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK ARE DEAD!" Sandy said with despair.
...
Unknown
Meanwhile, a mysterious being felt a ripple flow through them, surprising them.
"...Huh...Well this will be interesting to say the least." The being said with a smirk.
...
Meanwhile, a green-haired woman also felt it.
"What on Earth?" She asked herself.
...
As the white faded from their eyes, Spongebob and Patrick felt like they woke up from a long nap.
"Ugh...Patrick?" Spongebob asked groggily as he like he had a major headache.
"Ice cream?" Patrick asked as he felt the same way.
"What's happening?" Spongebob asked as he looked up and saw they were flying up towards the surface of the water. "Patrick, look!" He said frantically.
"Huh?" Patrick said in a confused manner as he saw what Spongebob was seeing.
They both launched through the surface and flew up into the air, explosions happening around them.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Spongebob and Patrick shouted, wondering what the barnacle was going on!
They looked and saw a HUMONGOUS building blowing up!
They grabbed each other into a tight hug as they continued screaming and fell down, losing their momentum.
"I got you, buddy!" Patrick shouted as he clung onto Spongebob.
"I got you too!" Spongebob said frantically as he clung onto Patrick.
They fell back into the water and floated a few inches below the surface, still screaming and clinging to each other.
Spongebob slowly opened his eyes and saw they were out of danger, Patrick however, was still screaming.
"Uh, Patrick..." Spongebob called out to him, Patrick continued to scream. "Patrick! We're okay." He assured him.
"Huh? ...Oh." Patrick said after realizing it.
They let go of each other and looked around, there was nothing distinguishable in sight.
"Where are we?" Patrick asked.
"The blast from the Spotmaster 6000 must have launched us far above the Bikini Bottom." Spongebob calculated. "Not a problem, we just got to float back down is all." He said happily.
As they were prepared to do so, Patrick saw something coming from the distance.
"What the..." Patrick squinted to get a better look, whatever it was, it was giant. When he got a clear picture of what it was, his eyes widen in shock. "Spongebob look! A giant banana!" He said in amazement.
"Huh?" Spongebob said in confusion as he looked up as well, and his eyes saw something else. "That's not an banana, it looks like a life raft! Biggest one I've ever seen!" He said in equal amazement.
"Come on, let's get a better look!" Patrick suggested as they swam up to the surface.
When they did, they saw it was indeed a giant life raft. Spongebob looked around and noticed something peculiar about the surface.
There was a bunch smoke everywhere, and a large fire nearby. But that's not what made it peculiar for Spongebob.
"Hmmm, that's weird. What happened to the island that was up here?" Spongebob asked, confused.
"Uh, Spongebob..." Patrick said with a whisper as he poked Spongebob's shoulder.
"What's wrong, Patrick?" He asked.
"Look..." Patrick said quietly with fear as he shakily pointed to what was in the lift raft.
And Spongebob's eyes widen in shock from what he saw.
They were giant creatures of sorts! They had pale white skin and and a lot of hair coming from their heads!
Spongebob and Patrick huddled together as they leaned into edge of the life raft, not wanting to be seen.
"Spongebob! What are those things?!" Patrick asked frantically, still whispering.
"I'm not sure, but they look like that creature we met when we were in Shell City. A 'David Hasselhoff'!" Spongebob calculated, equally scared of what was going on.
"My dear Britannians, have no fear. All of the hostages from the hotel are safe and sound. I, Zero, return them to you unharmed." A voice boomed throughout the air.
"Who said that?! Was it a ghost?!" Patrick asked with frantic-ness in his whisper as he leaned in closer to Spongebob.
"I think it was an intercom, Patrick." Spongebob told him.
"A ghost intercom?" Patrick asked worriedly.
They then noticed the giant 'David Hasselhoffs' were looking in a particular direction. They looked in said direction and saw a bunch of lights turn on.
Revealing even more 'David Hasselhoffs' all in a row, wearing black clothes and weird sunglasses over their eyes on a giant boat! The one in the middle though, caught Spongebob and Patrick's attention. He was wearing a long black cape and a mask over his entire face.
"Fear us, or rally behind us as you see fit. We, are the Black Knights!" The voice declared, who Spongebob and Patrick were assuming was coming from the masked 'David Hasselhoff', the one who called itself Zero. "We of the Black Knights stand with all those who have no weapons to wield. Regardless of whether they be Elevens, or Britannians. The Japan Liberation Front cowardly took innocent Britannian civilians hostage, and they mercilessly executed them. It was a wanton and meaningless act, therefore they have been punished." Zero continued.
"What's that guy with the Jellybean head talking about?" Patrick asked quizzically.
"I don't know, but he sure sounds convincing." Spongebob said in equal quizzicalness.
"Just as former Viceroy Clovis was punished for ordering the slaughter of countless unarmed Elevens, we could not stand by and allow such cruelty to be carried out, and so we made him pay for his actions. I will not repudiate battle on a fair and level field, but neither will I tolerate a one-sided massacre of the weak by the strong. The only ones who should kill, are those who are prepared to be killed! Wherever oppressors abuse their power by attacking those who are powerless, we shall appear again. No matter how mighty, how formidable our foe may be. Those of you with power, fear us. Those of you without it, rally behind us. We, the Black Knights, shall be the ones who stand in judgment of this world." Zero declared while he waved his hands and cape widely, commanding a strong presence.
Spongebob and Patrick were definitely at a lost with everything going on.
"Black Knights?", "Elevens?", "Britannians?", "Japan?", "Killed?!" They especially gulped at the usage of that word.
"Uh, Spongebob..." Patrick called out with a nervous voice.
"Yeah, Patrick?" Spongebob acknowledged with an equally nervous voice.
"I think we're now in 'Leaving the Bikini Bottom'.." Patrick said, now very terrified for their situation.
To Be Continued...
Welp...I've gone and actually done it...
I've made a genuine crossover of Spongebob Squarepants and Code Geass!
As I said in the story description: THIS IS REAL. This is NOT a prank. This is NOT a parody, this is an ACTUAL crossover of Code Geass and Spongebob Squarepants with actual canon going on!
Now this is a story I've thought about doing for awhile, but I wasn't going to do it until after I got done with my main story: Do Something, Do It Stupid.
But ideas kept popping into my head, scenarios of which Spongebob and Patrick could get involved in, I just had to finally put it down!
Now I know the tone of these two shows are COMPLETELY different from each other, like having ice cream with BBQ sauce on top. But I'm going to try my best to make it work!
I'm going to take notes from the Netflix show: Centaurworld, which combines two different types of tones/genres and actually succeeds at it.
Am I crazy? Possibly. But I don't care, this is one I just HAD to post!
While I'm not a huge fan of Spongebob after the first three seasons, the few seasons after it weren't that bad. I actually think 'Krusty Plate' is a really good episode, and it makes a good segue as to how Spongebob and Patrick get transported into the world of Code Geass. What's also nice about the show is the fact there's almost no consistency with the episodes! So I can use basically just about anything from the show or come up with something on the fly!
Also, I'm not sure if Spongebob and Patrick ever became aware of what a 'human' was, so I'm just using from what I saw from the first film, which is when they met David Hasselhoff, and they are under the assumption that is what their species is called.
Furthermore, because my main priority is Do Something, Do It Stupid, I won't be posting chapters for this as often for this as I do for that. Probably every few months or so.
Because for one, I really want to finish my arc with Joseph Du Britannia, and two, I actually know how that's going to end.
Unlike that story, I only have bits and pieces where I'm going to take this. *SPOILERS THOUGH* (Euphie's going to live in this one).
So while I continue to write Do Something, Do It Stupid, I will try to map out this story for my favorite sea critters.
As of right now, they are stuck in a world that is not their own and their friends think they're dead. How will Spongebob and Patrick get out of this? And will they find someone to help them? Stay tune and find out!
Comment and tell me what you think!