~ Modern Technology Thinks You're Sexy and Wants to Steal Your Credit Card Info ~
"Modern technology is incredible... and frightening," Elijah said, as he peered at the screen of his cell phone.
While it sounded like a simple offhand comment, his siblings' curiosity was piqued and they inquired as to what had caused him to make it.
"Porn bots used to just send emails. Now they send text messages directly to people's phones. I just received one requesting that I click a shady link and wishing me a 'Happy Nude Rear' - instead, I'm assuming, of 'New Year'."
Rebekah frowned and said, "Gross."
"It's actually not a bad pun," was Klaus's assessment.
~end~