(Sent at 15:30)

Nico: If you mention anime in my presence again, I'll break your Niko Niko Kneecaps

Will: uhh?

Will: Naruto?

Nico: you're on thin fucking ice

Will: what do you have against anime, angry stranger?

Nico: You know exactly what I have against anime, Perseus

(16:01)

Will: I'm afraid I don't

Will: ...Achilles?

Nico: ... This is the wrong number, isnt it

Will: indeed it is

(16:05)

Nico: sorry man

(16:11)

Will: No prob

Will: but while you're here

Will: explain yourself

(16:14)

Nico: real men watch cartoons

Will: correction, real men watch Bleach

Nico: you know what, I was kidding but the anime but Bleach?

Seriously?

(16:17)

Will: have you read the manga? It's pretty good

Will: anyway, stranger with terrible taste, I gotta ask

Will: what's with the Greek mythology names?

(16:25)

Nico: I guess my cousin's parents were just really into mythology?

Nico: although I probably shouldn't be giving this information out. You could be a serial murderer with horrendous taste.

(16:29)

Will: I'm offended.

(16:31)

Nico: sorry, serial murderer, I thought you should know

(16:33)

Will: how do I know you're not a serial murderer with awful interests trying to throw me off?

(16:34)

Nico: ...touché

Nico: I dont think I'm even capable of that at this point. My blood is filled with caffeine and suffering

(16:37)

Will: that's exactly what a serial killer would say

Will: you're a college student too?

(16:39)

Nico: not so fast, serial killer. I'm not giving away that information that easily

Nico: but also yes

(16:47)

Will: what's your major?

(16:49)

Nico: forensics. I know, it's pretty creepy

(16:51)

Will: I think that's pretty cool actually. I'm just a boring med student

Nico: looks like we're at the opposite ends of the spectrum, Yoshkage Kira

(17:14)

Will: what?

(17:17)

Nico: it's a dumb anime, terrible taste

Nico: anyway, I've gotta head to class. And by class, I mean playing Pokémon Go during lectures

(17:29)

Will: see you, Light Yagami


I got kicked off campus wifi for playing Pokemon Go and I'm still salty, can you tell