Blade: All righty! neeexxxttttt Universeeeeeee!Oh! Found one.

Issei: Well what is it?

Blade: Oh...Well Issei your gonna have to sit this one out.

Issei: Huh?

Blade snaps his fingers as Issei is sent away.

Rias: Hey!

Blade: Sorry about that but this is one of Issei's realities where he is a different person...

Koneko:*deadpan expression*How is that perv ever gonna be different?

Blade: Aww Chibi-Neko chan-

Koneko: Don't call me that!

Blade: Well to answer your question watch.

The scene starts off with a dark room dimly lit by candles. The telephone was ringing.

Sirzechs: I don't recognize this place from the underworld?

Blade: Keep watching.

Michael: Ok.

The door suddenly opens to reveal a shirtless man who looks like he came after a bath as he was brushing his hair with his hands. His red trenchcoat was lying on the couch. This was Issei Hyoudou or in this universe Dante.

Rias: HUH?! WAIT-

Blade: That's Issei.

Rias:*turns crimson red*H-H-Huh?! He looks...so handsome..

Akeno:*licks her lips*Ara Ara~ He looks like a snack~

Kuroka: No~ He looks like the whole dinner Nya~

Koneko:*blushes*Issei senpai~

Asia:*turns pink*I-I-Issei san!

Xenovia: Children. Now.

Irina: H-HUh?!My-My childhood friend!*turns red*

Yasaka:Oh My~*blushes*

Serafall Pov:CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL!*red in colour*

Sona: I-I-I-ISSEI!

Tsubaki: O-Oh dear god...*pink*

Azazel: Wow...Gotta make us look inferior huh?

Ophis: Weren't you already inferior?

Azazel just falls down after that.

Sirzechs: Well I'm proud of Issei!*huffs in pride*

Michael:*chuckles*Well Well isn't he handsome.

Gasper: Issei senpai's amazing!

Kiba:Heh that's mah bestie.*thumbs up*

Issei then kicks down the chair and it flies before falling straight into the correct position. Issei then sits down in style and slams his legs on the table causing the receiver to fly before Issei catches it.

Issei: Sorry not open for business yet.

Rias: Oh god!*slightly moans*

Akeno: That Voice...

Rias POV: Gotta make sure Issei forget's his harem dream. I am definitely not sharing!

Issei:*laughs*Haven't named the place and am already getting calls.

The scene cuts to a bald man in a suit coming in and Issei scoffs at him.

Issei: If you wanna use the bathroom help yourself.

The Man: Is your name Issei Hyoudou? Or should I say Dante Sparda?

Sirzechs:*eyes widen*SPARDA?! WAIT ISSEI IS SPARDA'S SON IN THIS?!

Great Red:*eyes also widen*YOU MEAN THE SEKIRYUUTEI IS THE SON OF SPARDA IN THIS REALITY?!

Rias: Onii-chan who is sparda?

Azazel: Sparda is an insanely powerful demon on par or maybe even greater than Great Red himself...He had taken over the underworld multiple number of times this giving him his title "The Legendary Dark Knight Sparda."

Kiba: What?!

Great Red: I fought him... It still gives me nightmares...

Sona: Omg...

Issei:Where did you hear that?

The Man: From your brother...

Rias: Issei has a brother..

Asia: He gives me suspicious vibes...

The Man: Pls accept this.

The man flips the table as Issei jumps and lands perfectly pointing his revolver.

Akeno: What was that about?!

Xenovia: I have a bad feeling...

Issei catches his Pizza box and is about to take a bite when suddenly the windows break and demons come in and impale him with weapons.

Issei: GAH!*coughs out blood*

Rias:ISSEEEIIIIII!

Akeno:ISSEI KUN!

Asia: ISSEI SAN NO!*about to cry*

Irina: ISSEI!

Kiba: THAT BASTARD HE IS DEAD!*pissed*

Sirzechs power suddenly raises as he is pissed off at what happened. Azazel was royally pissed off as well.

Vali: Tch oh jeez! Don't worry so much! My Rival isn't affected by something as weak as that.

Issei then suddenly punches one of the demons and decapitated while looking fine as the demons look at him shocked.

Michael: How?!

Blade: Simple Issei has regeneration being a demon and all he inherited from Sparda.

Issei then walks off with one demon still holding on to the weapon he grabs the weapon handles and throws it to the ceiling fan and it crashes down on the demons.

Sirzechs:*smirks*Get Em little bro!

Kiba: Make them pay!

Azazel: My teaching are with you kid!*cheer*

Issei: This party's getting crazy! Let's rock!

Issei tries turning on the radio but it doesn't respond. Issei then turns it on pressing it over and over yet it still does not respond.

Issei then annoyed karate chops the machine.

Issei: Hiyah!

Kiba: Pfffft!

Sirzechs laughs at his antics. Rias giggles as well as Akeno. Koneko rolls her eyes but smiles. Asia was giggling as well. Vali smirks. Yaska laughs as well as Kuroka.

The Music turns on. Issei shakes his head with the flow as he punches the first demon who shrieks. That is followed by another demon getting stabbed by one of the weapons embedded in his arms and another get's cut in half. Issei then kicks a demon with the weapon embedded on his foot and sends it flying.

Issei: Wooohooo!

Rias: Amazing.

Kiba: He is so effortlessly fighting them! And that too using the weapons embedded in him.

Ajuka: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

Ajuka was rapid fire writing notes thinking of ways how to do this for other devils just incase since Issei seemed to have no problem.

Issei then picks up his gun and it clashes with one of the demons before Issei shoots it and kills it. Issei jumps on a demon behind him before sliding across the room spinning on the now demon used as a sled shooting like a maniac.

Issei: Wohoohoo! YEAH BABY!

Rias:*laughs* He seems to be having the time of his life.

Issei crashes on the pool table which falls on a demon and is send flying to the roof but handles his balance before shooting a demon from there. As he lands he slams causing his sword rebellion to come out and he cuts the pool table.

Kiba:*drools*Oh My god I need that Sword!

Xenovia:*drooling as well*Pls give me that sword!

Everyone just stares at them and questions their morality.

Issei:*smirks*Don't bet on it.

Blade: And that's the end.

Sirzechs: Well the fight was entertaining.

Vali: Could I fight him?

Blade:Hmmmm... Maybe. Anyways next world.