REDRIOT: ayyyy how's everyone's spring break
electric_attraction: I have a girlfriend now
Kaboom, Bastard: somehow i don't believe that
Purple Cat: yeah he's lying
electric_attraction: don't call me out like this
Purple Cat: he has a boyfriend
Purple Cat: it's me
electric_attraction: why did you tell them? dude
Dekiiiiru: don't worry we support you
HeroShouto: Zuko has a boyfriend
HeroShouto: I woke up to said boyfriend shirtless his sister yelled at him "IT'S TUESDAY YOU IDIOT" anyway I support Electricat
Uraravity: omg a ship name
Purple Cat: please don't
Alien Queen: too late
Dekiiiiru: I have a girlfriend
Frog: wait really who
Uraravity: guess ;)
Fullmetal Ponytail: IzuChako!
Now-you-see-me: ship names are a thing now
Touya: I have a boyfriend
Hawks: our ship name shall be Hotwings
Touya: no that's stupid
Touya: I like Scarfeathers
Tailman: my cousin has a girlfriend her name is Asuna
Tailman: or that could be a nickname? I'm not sure
Tailman: they met on an online MMO; it was less romantic than you might think they almost died
Nevermore: almost dying IS romantic
King of Beasts: how do you almost die by meeting on an MMO
Tailman: there was a villain with a weird quirk don't ask
Kaboom, Bastard: I don't have a boyfriend
REDRIOT: I don't have a boyfriend and his name is Katsuki
Kaboom, Bastard: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND
REDRIOT: you know we love you bro
REDRIOT: and I love you the most
Kaboom, Bastard: I have Ejirou.
REDRIOT: BRO!
Spider_Tape_Man: Bro!
Alien Queen: Bro!
electric_attraction: Bro!
HeroShouto: Bakusquad unite!
Sonic: Shouto, you're in the Izusquad.
HeroShouto: Baku and Izusquads, unite!
CannotStopTwinkling: Class 1-A, unite!
Lemillion: *Class 1-A friends
Eraserhead: Everyone, we have a new group chat member.
talktothehands: who
(Eraserhead) has added (Eri) to CLASS 1-A GROUP CHAT
Dekiiiiru: Eri! Hi!
Eri: Aizawa and Hizashi adopted me! Shinsou is my new brother.
Touya: Shinsou why did you never tell me you were adopted by Eraserhead
Purple Cat: to be fair you were a vigilante at the time
Purple Cat: and then you became a villain
Touya: it was for three months! can people stop bringing that up
HeroShouto: no
Kaboom, Bastard: Izuku, Ejirou, don't get mad
Dekiiiiru: what did you do
Kaboom, Bastard: five times now
Lemillion: NO
Kaboom, Bastard: unfortunately
Tamaki: what does this mean
fractalblooddungeon: were you not there on Unicorn Tuesday
Nejire: to be fair a lot happened that day
Eraserhead: Bakugou, are you okay?
Kaboom, Bastard: so i'm interning with Tensei
HeroShouto: Tensei retired, though, after Stain
Sonic: Bakugou healed him
fractalblooddungeon: with his MAGIC POWERS
CannotStopTwinkling: I am still processing that part
Kaboom, Bastard: so now there are two Ingeniums, but anyway
Kaboom, Bastard: we're chasing this villain called The Destroyer, which is very creative. His quirk is growing stone out of himself, and I'm trying to explode him, and he grows a massive curved stone blade from his arm and goes for some poor girl who was nearby
Kaboom, Bastard: so obviously I jumped in the way
Tamaki: how did you survive?
Dekiiiiru: uh
Sonic: uh
REDRIOT: uh
electric_attraction: uh
Eri: I want to know what happened!
Kaboom, Bastard: * I forgot Eri was here
Kaboom, Bastard: I blocked his arm blade, but he knocked me down, and then Tensei came around the corner; while he was gloating to Tensei about beating me I thwacked him over the head
Eri: Yay! Hit the bad guys!
Nejire: why do i get the feeling he left something out
Touya: shh
Kaboom, Bastard: so yeah five times; it didn't hurt nearly as much as two or four though
Kaboom, Bastard: in more interesting news I can travel to more places than other realities!
Kaboom, Bastard: I'm adding new members to the chat
(Kaboom, Bastard) has added (Zuko), (Sokka), (Suki) (Katara), (Toph) and (Aang) to CLASS 1-A GROUP CHAT
HeroShouto: OH MY GOD
Kaboom, Bastard: guess who brought phones to an alien planet
Sokka: I invented Spirit Wifi
Zuko: we can actually talk now! this is amazing!
Nejire: who are these people
HeroShouto: my alien friends!
Suki: no offense but how do you expect Toph to use this
Kaboom, Bastard: text to speech is a thing
Toph: Hello. I AM THE GREATEST EARTHBENDER IN THE WORLD!
Nevermore: what's an earthbender
Toph: We have so much to talk about.
Kaboom, Bastard: also
(Kaboom, Bastard) has added (Mean Katsuki) and (Korra) to CLASS 1-A GROUP CHAT
Kaboom, Bastard: So here's Katsuki from BNHA, ie a world where Tenya didn't hit the picnic table, and Korra, from seventy years in the future on Zuko's planet
Mean Katsuki: what is this
Korra: why are Sokka and Suki in the chat please tell me this is a joke
Kaboom, Bastard: time travel
Korra: okay it's not a joke I don't know if this is good or bad
Aang: you're from the future! Tell us about it!
Korra: the *
(Korra) has left CLASS 1-A GROUP CHAT
Kaboom, Bastard: she broke the phone
Kaboom, Bastard: anyway
Mean Katsuki: So this is another reality?
Dekiiiiru: Hi other Kacchan!
Mean Katsuki: * off Deku
HeroShouto: yeah he's mean
fractalblooddungeon: fresh blood!
Sonic: Himiko, please stop.
Mean Katsuki: the * is that vampire * villain doing here
Kaboom, Bastard: sorry I forgot! Himiko, you're a villain in his reality
fractalblooddungeon: I promise I'm nice
Touya: Why are there two Katsukis in the chat
Mean Katsuki: *ing DABI
Kaboom, Bastard: and Touya's nice here too
Mean Katsuki: next you'll tell me that hand *er is a good guy
Dekiiiiru: no! but a while ago we thought Denki was the UA traitor
Mean Katsuki: who was it really
electric_attraction: All Might
Purple Cat: just kidding
Alien Queen: but yeah it was his fault
Mean Katsuki: why am I here though
Nevermore: entertainment value
Eraserhead: why are there two Bakugous
Uraravity: One of them's mean, and from a different reality!
Eri: hi, other Katsuki! why are there so many stars in the things you type?
Hawks: he sparkles! like Aoyama
Mean Katsuki: HOW DARE YOU *ING BIRD
Frog: why is he so mean tho
Purple Cat: we should tell him about Unicorn Tuesday
Mean Katsuki: what is that
electric_attraction: i'm sending a news link
Mean Katsuki: I read it? And watched the video. I DIED? And Glasses got stabbed, and Dunce Face killed HalfNHalf? and then the screen went black and we were all okay and All for One was dead?
Dekiiiiru: yeah stuff happened our Katsuki has magic powers
Mean Katsuki: yes I *ing gathered that from the fact that I'm texting people in a different reality
Mean Katsuki: wait *ty Hair you're dating alternate me?
REDRIOT: ye
Mean Katsuki: I am going to say this because I know there's no way my *ty Hair can find out, but that actually doesn't seem too bad.
Fullmetal Ponytail: O.o
Mean Katsuki: oerhubwfiwrfb wuohqevoj-9
MasterChef: what
Mean Katsuki: I don't know who this is! My name is Kirishima and I stole Bakubro's phone to find out if he's texting a girlfriend
HeroShouto: we have a problem
Mean Katsuki: Todoroki? Why are you texting Bakugou? And this appears to be a group chat
Touya: what do we do
Mean Katsuki: Todoroki please tell me you know more than one person named Touya
Uraravity: we're fricked
Mean Katsuki: Uraraka? But that doesn't make sense I can see you playing soccer right now
Dekiiiiru: give mean kacchan his phone back
Mean Katsuki: DEKU? Okay you're playing soccer with Uraraka like a few feet away what is going on
fractalblooddungeon: should we tell him
REDRIOT: heyyyyy I'm your alternate self! Katsuki was texting Class 1-A and friends from a different reality
Mean Katsuki: please tell me you're Kaminari playing a joke
electric_attraction: sorry bro
Mean Katsuki: there's no way this is real
Kaboom, Bastard: I'll travel over!
Kaboom, Bastard: Touya why did you touch me now you're here too
Mean Katsuki: WHAT THE FRICK
A few minutes pass...
Mean Katsuki: that was weird, i'm giving Bakubro his phone back
Mean Katsuki: Why did you send that fire *er here Reject Zuko freaked out
Zuko: are you talking about Shouto
Mean Katsuki: but to be fair he had a decent talk with a decent version of his brother after
Mean Katsuki: Who are you?
Zuko: I'm Firelord Zuko, but I'm guessing you know me better as the quirkless-magic anime character
Katara: what's an anime
HeroShouto: like a series of plays
Mean Katsuki: why is there an anime character in the groupchat
Zuko: fun fact! I'm a real person in this reality! Also I'm Shouto's adoptive brother
Mean Katsuki: you're *ing kidding me
THE END
Notes:
I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it!