Chapter 77: The Sherrif of Riften Hunts Little Hood
Now fellows lets us harkon back to the tale of Little Hood and his marry men the brave and righcus heroesds ho stoled from the rich and give to teh poor.
It was merry day in the land of Riften and Little Hood and His Merry Men were prachging arrows and than it was hued that empoer of the Empire was the increasing ans taxes. Of course Riften is Stormclock terroty and they do not heed the empires laws but the greedy Sherrif of Riften increased taxes evan moar to compete with the Empoer and showed that the empire is just a litewiet comapred to his taxsation. Some were wondering if this whould become a taxing war were rhe empoer whould here about tis and increase taxes evant moar and than the Sherrif whould not whant to be out done by the Empoer whould max his taxes higher still and so on.
Little did Little Hood no that the Sherrif is cuming for him adn has an anrmy redy to take him down.
Meanwhile in teh cassion run by the Riftem Maffia
Guy of Nightgate was gambererling in teh casino and he had many beautful women around and he was the wining big time and was about to take it all when he decided to bet it all on the next round and lost big time and nao is in teh debt "aw no i am the screwed noW" he say and the woman left and the gansetwers say that he needs to pay money to mistar big.
But han he sawed a wanted notice saying "reward wanted for Little Hood" over 9000 spetims for his capture and he newed that he was in luck and than the Sherrif came in and hired him to hunt fort Little Hood.
"We cant just march into the hideout of the Theifs Guild cause they weill sea us comin and hides in the various parts of the underground city but I can go as a spy and hunt out Little Hood" sayed Guy of Nightgate. Guy of Nightgate used ot be part of the theifs guild and was in lvoe with Karliah well not realy he just lusted after her greatly. Whent he coldnt have her he became an man woking of the Sherrif of Riften and aslo stated hamberling and drinking.
Menawhile with Little Hood and His Merry Men.
Little Hood and Big Jim were talkin about a drem that Big Jim had that nite and thant they the decided to ho out hunting for some dear and Karliah aslo had idear about how they cold expanded their theifing empire. With that done Little Hood and Big Jim wree hutning in the forested whenth they saw and Strange loking person.
"Is that man or beast" say Big Jim pointing at the man "or is some evil dedra feind stay rite tere master I whill finds out" and so Big Jim came up to teh man but he didnt cause Little Hood wated to find out himself. Big Jim was the ahoyed at thos and whent backt to camp were the sawed that the hunting party was being raided and he had to be careful they dint fund the seacrate entranced to the theifs guild and the under city tunnel that led to the theives guild.
So Than some dudes suraoneded Big Jim and tere is like six of them and they tried to take Big Jim but he fort them of with the brave and wone teh fite.
So Big Jim fired arows fomr his bow and kiled Sherifs solders and also he kiled the traitor the gave them away for a large some of money who is the cooled Willima=a=Tent. But than he was in the troble cause a hole amy came over that is belongs to the Sherrif of Riften and the police Dragon and it was the tol lat and Big Jim had to surrenda. The Sherrif of Riften luthited at Big Jim as he was a being captred "take this giant and put him in the gallows hahahah" but Big Jim luthed back "think you hav one Sherrif?"
Menwil Little Hood was talking to the strang man and asked him about his bow and why he is hear "I am hunting something but not dear or gaintas or Dagons but teh most dangerous prey. Man i seak the man named Little Hood I wished to join his Merry Men" and Little Hood new who this as cause he had herd Karliah talk about him it was Guy of Nightgate who had betratyed the Therifs Guild because Karliah whould not love him. He had not come for to join but to killer or capute Little Hood who is realsing this now cause Little Hood is thinking these thinks and realsing that this is Guy of Nightgate he is talking to ho wants to capture him Little Hood.
"If you want to sea Little Hood so sorrley I whould leader you to him but furst i doubt you can shot that big bow. Let us compete" and so they did and Little Hood wone and kicked the over guys ass back to the stone age. "Good show felow archer Little Hood himslf cold not do betar i gues what is thy name" and Little Hood sayed "tell my you name furst" and the other sayed
"I live by the great moutains of Skyrim and Little Hood's head I wil mount on the Sherrifs Wall. For I am Guy of Nightgate" and Little Hood noted "I thinked so cause some ordanry person whold not be able to afford such expensive clothes and amor" and Guy of Nighthate was the plaeased at this "yes and when I caputer or sead Little Hood I wil just blow this horn and the Sherrif of Riften and his men whill come over"
Than Little Hood smiled and sayed "than soudn the hornd cause speak with Little Hood rite nao" and Guy of Nightgate sayed "just as eye suspected" and they forted for a long time with swords. Guy of Nightgate thinked that he cold beat Little Hood at sords cause Little Hood is an archer but his the rong. Little Hood was dogin his blows cause he has high desxtery and tgen hiting back. Guy of Nightgate stated to realsied this is gona be alnog fite. Than as the fite cept going Little Hood just doge blows Guy of Nightgate stated to runout of stamia and stamia postions.
He was not beating him and Swords and the Guy of Nightgate had to cowardly cheating tactics liek the curr and bllagard he is and he got a hid on Little Hood doing a nasty whould. But lucikly Little Hood can regenirate and he did so. "Hoe can you do that arr you even human?" and Little Hood just put his broadsword thougth Guy of Nightgates boddy and killered him.
Than Little Hood dresed up as Guy of Nightgate came to the place were the fite haped and found the Kentif being chased and Big Jim tyed to a tre and about to be impalied by speer. So Little Hood and gave secreat signals for Merry Men to give ambuse and take out Sherrif's men. Than he sounded the horn and the Sherrif and his men came over "that horn Guy of Nightehate sayed that he whould not sound it unles Little Hood is the dead we have won" and Little Hood sayed "Yes that is true Little Hood is has ded by my hands"
Little Hood is not telling the truth though cause Little Hood is Little Hood and Little Hood is just saying that he killed Little Hood cause Little Hood is disgued as Guy of Nightgate and wants them to think he is Guy of Nightgate and had killed Little Hood because that is what Guy of Nightgate sayed he whould do but Little Hood is still alive cause Little Hood is saying this.
So the Sherrif of Riften sayed "Oh Happy Days! well then I have not only killered Little Hood but I will son capute his Merry Men and with no leader they are finshed along with theifs guild." Little Hood than sayed "I killered Little Hood and I shall have those over 9000 septims you promised" and The Sherrif of Riften sayed "yoy shall later I will inspect the Dead boady frust" but he was seacreatly thinks "I will be say that Guy of Nightgate has gone bad put him in Riften Aslyum witch is worse than Arkan Aslyum and keep the money for myself muwhahahah!"
That Little Hood came to the tree and wihle the Sherrif and his men were the riding away Little Hood cut Big Jim lose and used his true horn to bring the Merry Men adn theifs out of hiding. The Sherrif of Riften new he was outmarched cause he new that Little Hood and ablties that cold defat the Police Dragon adn that they were abushed "we a routed lets get out of here" and the SHerrif and his men fleled.
So they celvibeated and ate good game meart and drank and sang the Little Hood themse song
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
He called the greatest archers
To a tavern on the green,
They vowed to help the people of Skyrim,
They handled all the trouble
On the Nirn country scene,
And still found plenty of time to sing.
Little Hood, Little Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Little Hood, Little Hood,
With his band of men,
Feared by the bad, loved by the good,
Little Hood! Little Hood! Little Hood!
So the day was wone and the Merry Men ride again but at what coast and whil they alway win?
Fidn out Sooned
To be Countued...