Chapter 78: Tasking the Compaions

Johhny Drunkparrot was a be working on his plan to turn these landlubbers compaions into atrue pirate crew arrr and now that he be the here leader of the compaions he cold put this into effect arrr. But furst Johhny Drunkparrot had to do some tasks and finsih some undone quests.

So Johhny Drunkparrot did his furst quest and this is.

Quest 1

Johhny Drunkparrot was sent to braw the most anyoing man in recent times evan if was made man of the cenutry once and only recved coments bout it being a dul century of course that was a mis print and thsi is the man himsefl Nazeem.

So Nazeem was struting away flashing his cash at eveyone and than runing up to clpoud district and kising the Jarls boots all day and then whould strut home sneering at evetyone in exitacne. So he was being a puffda ponce again and he dawed Johhny Drunkparrot and sayed hsi catch phrase that is probaly gonna be ingrave on his tombstone one day

"Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't."

So Johhny Drunkparrot "say how i say to this cloud district arrr" and Johhny Drunkparrot struck him and he say "you stuck me drunken pirate how dare you. Well it is time for some fisty cuffs". So they both fort while all of whiterun came to watch thsi punch out and Johhny Drunkparrot wone Than they made up and hot drunk a the tavern and did many drinkings and drunk times.

Quest 2

Johhny Drunkparrot aws sent to retreve a family airloom and that was on the castle of evil and death cliffs and so Johhny Drunkparrot sailed there on his land boat and came to the doors.

He knocked and was let in by Count Darkmond and his evil vampyres "welcome to my home Johhny Drunkparrot" and so they ate and Johhny Drunkparrot was given more and more wine. Johhny Drunkparrot asked if Count Darkmound whould like some but he say that he does not drink wine. So Johhny Drunkparrot had good feast and ate and drunk much. Count Darkmound hoped to get Johhny Drunkparrot drunk and fed up until he passeds out and than the evil vampire Count Darkmound would drink all his blood and than slice him up and sue the part of an incomplete philshpoers stone that aws in the family airloon to make his body into a new tipe of food for evil monsters that like to feat upon that sort of thing.

But Johhny Drunkparrot was not the getting drunk of full and kept devorying and drinking moar and moar. Than the vampires got fed up and the boreded and attackled and Johhny Drunkparrot forted them off and killered them flinklock and barrels of flaming rum and fire that vreath.

So than it was Johhny Drunkparrot vs Count Darkmound and the fort 1v1 until it wsa thundering eveywere and the dark strom was looming above and Johhny Drunkparrot used seafaring to destroy the evil vampire lord "I will go down with my ship I am sure a good camptin leik you to undestand this and that why I want to go down with my ship. A shame you wil go down with it"

Than the castle started collapsing and Johhny Drunkparrot just escaped with drunken tactics and than the castle collapsed and felll down and crumbled and exploded.

Quest 3

Johhny Drunkparrot had to play bounty hunter and take a escaped prisoner in and so it was time for coybow bobep action and take in boutin tso this cold be cold session one but there probaly wont be moar like this.

So Johhny Drunkparrot had to take in a criminal name Skooma Sam who was a seller of skooma and a assisin and aslo had the name of Shady Dan. Johhny Drunkparrot was arive some seedy bar and was drinking as usaul and he was serching for the target and drinking more.

THan he saw Skooma Sam and he chased them down but there was adn fired his flinklock. Sookma Same got away and Johhny Drunkparrot ean into a flower stool. Than Johhny Drunkparrot met a fem fatle and they had a drink and she told him about her tragic past and then he found that thsi is the acomplis of Shady Sam and Johhny Drunkparrot is tied to the chair to with magical rope. Cause he Shady Sam caem he and she said "this is the man we take him out and we can leive this town" but he sayed "no I want vengance".

Just then Fulkraks came to Johhny Drunkparrot rescue and the two were on the run and Johhny Drunkparrot was let free and he cased them in his land ship and there was a dramtic chasse sean and Johhny Drunkparrot exploded them with his cannons but as they were the ded there was no reward money so it was back for the compaions to scapre by. It was alsp tragic because Johhny Drunkparrot was starting be in love with that Fem Fatale and Shady Skooma Sam was starting to fool in love with Johhny Drunkparrot and the Fem Fatle.

See You Landship Cowboy...

Quest 4

Whent Johhny Drunkparrot got came back the Farkas seemed down and Johhny Drunkparrot talked to them over some drinks and turns out that he not be wanting to be a werewoof aymore and so Johhny Drunkparrot agred to do the ritual to clense them of their werewoofness and so they whent to the Ysgramor's Tomb and came to that place to do the clense ritual.

Than Farkas sayed "remember that time when we took out a Silver Hand leader that was gret" and Johhny Drunkparrot "yarr me do"

Flashback

Johhny Drunkparrot had be hired to take out a Sliver Blood Leader and tey are in some dank castle on the swamp and Johhny Drunkparrot atacked with his Landship and lured alot of them out and belw them up with his castle cannons using the fours shots. Than Johhny Drunkparrot came into the caslte on foot and blasted Sliver Bloods left and rite until he got the leader an evil woman who hates werewoofs adn the forted sowrd fite until the got to the edge of the cliff and Johhny Drunkparrot stabed the Sliver Blood leader of the edge for dramtic death and she landed in the swamp dying. Then the caslte collapsed.

End of Flasback

So it was time do the rutal but they need a witch hed but lickly Johhny Drunkparrot kept the other heads he dint use and the Farkas worlf gaost came up and they forted it and exciled it.

Than Vilkas sayed "I want to be cured unlik mag bro I like be tactical and play it smart and I can see no way to be smart and sublt as a werewoof and he wants to be cured than cure me as well"

Than Aela the Huntress sayed to Johhny Drunkparrot "talking about tactics remeber that time that time you stoled the Silver Hands plans" and Johhny Drunkparrot sayed "arrr me thinks that I do says I yaaaaaar"

Flashback

Aela had located the location of the plans of Silver Hand and Johhny Drunkparrot sailed there on his landship and got there. The Silver Hand base was some old castle fort in the midle of an iland and Johhny Drunkparrot came on his ship and raided the place and kilered them Silver Hands. the Silver Hands were doing an anti werewoof ritual and Johhny Drunkparrot came in just in time as they were about to scrafice a virgin to anti werewoof god. He for with the head prest a dark man who dresed in red and they did epice batle and than Johhny Drunkparrot balsted him with a mini canon and he was blasted out thw window like that dude in robocop and feel to the deaf and Johhny Drunkparrot got the plans witch were the thing keep the castle in tact and with out those plans it dint look good. But nothing haped but than Johhny Drunkparrot kokced a pin of a table and the caslte collasped.

End of Flashback

So the did the ritual and Johhny Drunkparrot put in another witch head and they all forted the gaost of Vilkas wolf side and they forted it and it was more stragtic and used tactics but they still defeated itg and killered it and exlied the cures.

Quest 5

When they got back to the base Aela the Huntress wanted to talk to Johhny Drunkparrot and the did "the others may get want to cure themsevle from this gift but I want to maek ti even more stronger and I am sure that youy most agree and so we must do a treasure hunt fr the Totems of Hircine.

So it was the time to set out they sailed on Johhny Drunkparrots LandShip

Locagtion 1

The furst location was in a dark caslte oucpaied by the evil werecats and so they raided it and fort the werecats in the werewoof forms and Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela the Huntress atacks the cats and howl vs hisss and bark vs meow. Soon Johhny Drunkparrot and Alea the Huntress won adn drove the cats out and she fort a cat vs dog fight against a werecat genral and klied her in action. Johhny Drunkparrot for gaaint the werecat captain and did tense action on a tight rope but cut that rope so they fel into a pit of water and ded. So that they got the totem and the castle collapsed.

P.S if feel bad for the werecats cause cats are cut then dont cause they probaly realted to the Dilgar who did bad deeds of genocide in the Babylon 5 world.

Location 2

Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela whent to the next location and it was a huge castle tower on a ravne over looking a miles of deep below and Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela climbed the cliff face and got to the top it was easy to do in werewooof forms and Johhny Drunkparrot kept drinking to kep his steng up.

Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela thasn for the evil pepole who were there woh are the spider cuilt reminates that Hogni the Furious exterminted with nuclear weepons in chapter 8 but these are reminats of them. They were doing evil spider rutals and make virgin sacrfices and vanbalism rituals to their evil spider god and tere is a spider wizard preist evil dude callled the matser of spiders and he is evil and bad. Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela came around the place fighting as werewoofs and eating the spdier cultsists and than Johhny Drunkparrot did epice batle with the spider cult priest wizard who tunred himself inot a giant spiderman and they fort as caslte was cathing on fire and make burning. They Johhny Drunkparrot did werewofl swipe and the spdier preist wizard caught fire and feel backeawards into ravinfe and they found the totem and pickeled it iup and the castle collapsed.

Location 3

The Final location was on a Castle that was locationed at the edge of a ice berg flaoting on a sea of cold amd they sailed there on Johhny Drunkparrot;s sea boat. The caslte is oucpied by the cold wizards and witches who freeze ships and smahs them for fun and not any other reason they just probaly ont have anything beter do in there time. Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela made the assult on the place they infuilttrated the iceberh in the iceberg tunnels. THey for the ice deimoneds who ocpided the iceberg as they are in werewoof form this is easy. Than they caem to the main part of the castle and the ice mages try to freeze them but Werewoofs have thick coats and so they carged at them and made them rip. So Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela was killering alot of ice maagaes and make them dye. Than Johhny Drunkparrot did epic final batle with ice mage leader and they for up stairs and slopes and rapmparts and got toth e top of the catdle tower witch is on the top a glachier and Johhny Drunkparrot for to the deaf againt the ice mage leaders and for to the top but Johhny Drunkparrot did epcie bmove and thrwe the ice mage leader off the top with using his werewolf stengs and that ice preist mage he feel down wards and feele and was imapled but incie cile. So than Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela the Huntress found and gotted the fifnal Totem and the casle collapsed. Than iceberg expldoed!

Quest 6

Johhny Drunkparrot and Aela had come back with the totem with cheers given by all. So they all celbrated and came up that Johhny Drunkparrot news Hogni the Furious the great Dragonborn. So they wrere all amazzed and with moar and moar drinks they had an idea "we should go and kill a Dragon like Hogni does" sayed Farkas and Vilkas sayed "I aucllty agree I would usally say that is stupod idea but it seems to be a good diea reit nao" and Aela sayed "yeer elts do this" and they all charged to Dragon mound and did epice battle with the Dragon witch weas breathing ice at them b ut they were pepared.

Vilkas was htiing with his tow hadned sowrd and Farkas did batle with some heavy amou batlte. Alea was fiting in werewoof form that was enahaved by the Totem poles and Johhny Drunkparrot was shotnig with flintlocsk adn bastin with portable cannons. Soon they kilered the Dragon and did celbirate wthi more drinks and parting. Than Hogni the Furious came past and his dragon sole sense was tingleing adn he ran up and abosbred the sole fo the Dragon. Than the castle collapsed.

The end of the compaions as a land base operation.

So now all the quests done Johhny Drunkparrot came with his new plan and did a speech with his propsals that they leave thsi land based opration and become true sailers he whould show the the roeps of being sailors and they cold still do mission on Skyrim but they should exapand over seas and it is better being a pirates than landlbbers. Many wera gainst it but they soon came round it was time to set sail. Johhny Drunkparrot was escapily kean of this cause he is a true piarote sailor and seaman and he wated to make this group of landlubbers into a shipworth creew eversinec he was pressganged into their organsation.

Also as most pirates adn saliros and seaman have lost a foot or a leg Johhny Drunkparrot has is so harcore a piarte that he lost both his feet so he has two peglegs. He can't bee remembering how he lost them it was either he fort a demoic shark wolf hybid and he lost one fott and that came back at it and lost the other one. or it was because of a sealion that bit him with those big sea cat teeth when tired to atck its mane. Or it was it the Sea Dragon that rose up and bit them after trying to breath fire on him. Or it cold of been because of an evil wixard or soceres with bad magic or cures. Or it cold have been a evil woman that slcied them off. or it cold have been another piated that balsed them of. Or amybe Johhny Drunkparrot never had feet and was born with peg legs cause he was born to be pirate and man of the sea YAAAAR!

So the copmaion headgauerts was merged with the biggest ship of Johhny Drunkparrot using magic and alcamy. So now they compaions were true sea sailers. Though it was a sad good by to their time of only living in Whiterun

I thought I heard the Old Man say:

"Leave her, Johnny, leave her."

Tomorrow you will get your pay,

And it's time for us to leave her.

Leave her, Johnny, leave her!

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her.

Oh, the wind was foul and the sea ran high.

"Leave her, Johnny, leave her!"

She shipped it green and none went by.

And it's time for us to leave her.

Leave her, Johnny, leave her!

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her.

I hate to sail on this rotten tub.

"Leave her, Johnny, leave her!"

No grog allowed and rotten grub.

And it's time for us to leave her.

Leave her, Johnny, leave her!

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her.

We swear by rote for want of more.

"Leave her, Johnny, leave her!"

But now we're through so we'll go on shore.

And it's time for us to leave her.

Leave her, Johnny, leave her!

Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her!

For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow

And it's time for us to leave her.

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And the Caslte Collapsed

To be Countued...