The Gods

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Author's note: First, thanks so MUCH for reviewing, snarapuma2005, and skyatnight13. And to all my readers, favoriters and followers. I am so very sorry to keep you waiting for this chapter. I hope you enjoy it and find it worth the wait. Anyways, in this chapter, the gods appear in all their godliness, and Percy is bored and the mortals freak out. Yep, it's going to be that kind of chapter.

Percy was bored.

The gods had been revealed, yet somehow, he had manage to return to Goode. Yay.

Is it obvious that he did not like school.

Why did he have to have dyslexia and ADHD?

And, anyways, he was 'famous' now.

Yippee.

But anyways, returning to Goode saved his mother and Paul the trouble of finding another school for him, so...

But it was so awfully boring.

And for the first time in his life, Percy longed that something would happen, because he was so very bored.

So-o-o bo-o-o-red.

Huff. Maybe he should stop languishing in his boredom and channel the elf that was Leo and produce some mischief, even if he was sure to get into trouble. He leant back in chair, crossing his legs and listening to his boring old teacher drone on about the French Revolution, or Rotation. Or possibly Renaissance. Whatever.

High in Olympus, the serene land of the gods, the twelve Olympians sat on their personalized thrones and debated.

He went to his next class, stopping at his locker to pick up his Geography books.

"So it shall be," boomed a thundering voice that made the skies split open with lightning and the clouds to release their tears onto the earth. "Those with?"

Percy's wish for something happening might as well come true.

"But which school should we go to, brother?" asked a female, reminding people of summertime and the fields.

"Aunt speaks wisely, Father," said another, eyes grey and wise, clad in celestial bronze armor.

"Goode High?" suggested one more, voice rough like the sea.

"Are you not saying that only to get a chance to visit your son, Poseidon?" cut in the armored woman.

"If I do, Athena, it is none of your business," retorted the lord of the horses, swift and changing like the waters.

The grey eyed was about to say a scathing reply, but was stopped by the Kindler of the Hearth, the eldest of the gods. "Stop it, you two," her kind and gentle voice interrupted. "Brother?" she looked expectantly at the God of Justice.

Electric blue eyes looked around in surprise for a moment, but the man hastily composed himself. "We shall go to Goode," he decreed, finality ringing throughout his tone.

And the twelve all stood, raising their symbols in agreement.

"Well, I did ask for it," Percy mumbled under his breath as he moved in tandem with the other students of the school as they went outside to do as the announcement from the Principal, his booming voice echoing from the speakers.

Immediately, as he caught sight of the reason of the interruption from their boring classes, his jaw dropped open and he halted where he stood. Immediately looking over once more, just to make sure he wasn't seeing things, he saw them again.

The Twelve Olympians, plus Hades and Hestia.

Oh f*ck.

He inhaled and exhaled sharply, trying to prevent himself from hyperventilating. Why in Hades were they here? The god himself sent him an amused look, and he tried to stop himself from even thinking about any other gods. Though, amused was a look that he had never expected to see on the lord of the Underworld's face.

There were the Twelve Olympians, plus Hades and Hestia, grand and divine, and for some cases, very stuck up. CoughcoughDrama-QueencoughCough.

Murmurs had broken out in the crowd, and people were whispering and pointing. 'They wouldn't like that,' he thought, amusement lacing his thoughts.

And they didn't. The youngest son of the Lord of Time raised his Master Bolt, and boomed out, "Bow Mortals! For I am Zeus, King of the Gods!"

The school basically fell flat on their faces while they attempted to bow. Rolling his eyes at his uncle being a dramatic bastard, he followed suit, albeit a bit more gracefully.

And then his father came up front, without the dramatics(thankfully, because he didn't know what he would do if his father started acting like *shudder* Zeus), and announced loudly, sea green eyes twinkling as he smiled at him, not with his lips but with his eyes. "And I am Poseidon, his brother, God of the Sea, Father of Horses, Earthshaker, Stormbringer," he said, winking at him.

He facepalmed, groaning loudly and ignoring the worried looks of those around him. "Kill me now," he muttered in Ancient Greek under his breath.

And one by one, the gods all introduced themselves, all with the same amount of dramatics and scaring people, except for a select few, that is, Hestia(obviously), Hermes(he was too busy) Dionysus(he was too lazy, maybe?), and...and...yeah, those are about it. Hades just creepily stared at some people, shadows unfurling around him, Demeter told everybody about how they should eat more cereal, or else..., Hera stared down her nose at the mortals, as if they were below her. Well, she was an Olympian goddess... Artemis glared at a couple of boys with her very scary silver eyes, especially those that were known to be flirts, Apollo recited an haiku, to the general displeasure of the gods and him, proclaiming how awesome he was, Athena imposingly glared at people, too, and they shrivelled at her gaze. Her look seemed to be telling them, 'I am wiser than you and know everything, foolish people.' Hephaestus grunted at the people, and scared some of the girls away with his dashing looks, Aphrodite made some boys swoon by fluttering her eyelashes at them, to the displeasure of Athena and Artemis, Ares grinned madly at the crowd, bloodlust and discord oozing out of him. And after the long round of introductions were over, they stood in single file, about eight feet tall, taller than anybody in the place.

"Why have you graced this place with your presence, my lords and ladies?" asked the Principal, obviously buttering them up. Some of them saw through it and rolled their eyes, while some more arrogant ones(Drama Queen) puffed up in arrogance.

"We have come to reveal the existence of a demigod in this school, among you," thundered he.

And in tandem, all of the school's eyes turned towards him.

And he just dropped his head into his hands, moaning, "Why me?"

And then his father chuckled.

He peeked at them. "I hate you," he said, monotonously.

"No, you don't," cried Apollo, cheekily.

"Yes I do."

"No, you don't."

"I do."

"You don't."

"I do."

"You don't."

The school watched their banter, eyes flicking from one to another as each spoke. Well, this was the perfect time to end this. "I don't."

"You do- wait, what!"

Artemis laughed at her brother's slip up. "Whatever," he pouted. "I'm still awesome."

"We kind of got that from your haiku," said somebody, whether be it one of the gods or somebody from the school.

"I have another haiku to convey how awesome I am," Apollo said, eagerly. "I'll tell you it-"

"NO!"

"Come o-"

"NO, Apollo."

"You all suck the fun out of everything." Then, whispered were the words, "Fun-suckers."

But the whisper carried, and naturally everybody heard.

And...cut!

Hi guys, it has been such a long time, and I am so, so sorry to keep you all waiting. I hope you like this, and this might have a second part to it, but as for when it will be posted...I have no idea. It all depends on my muse, and time, because my final exams are rapidly approaching. I will have a new section up on my Profile, right at the top, so you don't have to navigate much, in which I will post updates about work and everything. So, yeah, thanks for reading, and please review. Hopefully, I'll see you soon!