"Err, a couple of days? I mean it's been what, a couple of days since we last met?"
"Oh look! The pipsqueak has jokes!"
"Oi!" I protested frowning upwards at the Sith, "Also I kinda feel like I need to ask. Why the hell are you a girl?" I asked, peering at the darkly garbed Sith with my eyes narrowed.
For indeed up above me, the pale skinned Maul of today bared little resemblance to the Maul of a couple days prior. Gone was the muscular Zabrak who had pushed Qui-gonn to the limit, no hint of his powerful form remaining. Instead, what gazed down at me with burning coals of gold was the lithe pale form of a female, hydrodynamic, beauty.
"You.." Her eyes widened, the madness shining from within, her nostrils flaring. "Do you have, any, idea what I've gone through. Thanks to you?!" she snarled, spittle flying as she clutched her saber tightly. The ruby beam pulsing with anticipation, eager for blood. My blood.
I snorted, "Hey, what you and Sidious get up to in the bedroom is between the two of you, don't drag me into this." I said with false bravado, and a taunting grin. Also, why were there five of her, and would the room stop spinning for a sec?
The woman, somehow, paled even further at my mention of Lily's sexscapades alias. Taking an unconscious step back, before with a shake of her head and the Force on her back bolstering her spirit, she found her courage once more and glared at me with rabid hate.
"Die!" she snarled, and jumped towards me, a crater forming between her feet. The tapestries on the walls behind her fluttering and the window's panes cracking from the force of her jump.
Ok, not as much time as I would have liked but I can work with this, the idiot fell right into my trap.
Gazing upwards at the incoming woman, I smirked. For the short break was enough to recover a small amount of my strength. Not enough when compared to my normal standards. But then again, its not like I needed that much for someone like Maul, no? Enhancing myself to the extent I could and maintaining my barrier I lifted my hand, extending my index upwards.
Maul, lost in her bloodlust, simply smirked back at me and swung her blade.
Fool, you—
The world blurred.
A wordless scream left my open mouth, with my ears ringing and feeling like I just got reacquainted with truck-kun, I gazed downwards. Maul, within the crater gazed upwards at me, our positions now reversed and with me embedded in the wall above, imitating Genos, the master of modern art and ruining the previously tasteful artwork in place depicting Naboo's beautiful seas.
"G-Gah!" a pained grunt escaped my lips, as I drew a hasty agonized breath. My ribs protesting the action, crying in agony. Feeling that something else was wrong I rotated my eyes downwards, finding my index finger pointing in the wrong direction. But worse than that I could see that my chest armor was partially caved in, right where Maul had struck, or rather batted at me with her saber.
Damn, I now knew what the ball felt like in baseball tryouts.
"F-fuck!" I grunted, using the Force to fix my finger and to break the caved in segment constricting my chest, throwing it away from me, and finally allowing me to breathe properly again.
This bitch hit harder than Mr X! What the hell did Lily put in her food?! Also, how was she so fast?! I almost didn't even see her swing.
"Not as easy as you thought, eh Skywalker?" purred the woman bellow. Twirling her double bladed sword in a playful manner, and gazing upwards at me with a delighted grin. Savoring the moment and my pain both.
Ok, fuck this. I snarled, my eyes turning into molten gold. With a yell I pushed my enhancement to new heights. My muscles bulging, and my hair standing on end from the sheer amounts of Force energy running through my form. Flexing my newly empowered muscles caused the stone imprisoning me to crumble into dust.
"No," I snarled as I fell to the floor with a muted 'thump', my gaze trying to turn the woman into dust as my heart started hammering within my chest. "I simply didn't want you to feel bad, and so I let you think you could win." I snarled, activating my fake-sharingan, clenching my palms and preparing to pounce.
Maul's smile only widened at my words, "That so? Then, by all means. Come at me oh, hero." She said, her words turning into an angry hiss at the end even as she spread her arms wide to the sides, leaving her self open, her saber held like a flag in her arm.
I narrowed my eyes. Jokes on you bitch, you think time is your ally yet each second that passes I grow stronger. There are already only three of you instead of five!
"Graaaah!" with a yell I exploded off the ground in a parabolic arc, falling towards the jubilant woman, feet first.
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Stargazer(Verified astronomer)
So, thoughts on the live-stream so far?
I_eat_shrimps
The kid has spunk, but he ain't Best Girl! He should have waited until she arrived to show him how it's done.
Terthia
Remember, #I_eat_shrimps, we want to save Naboo, not blow it up. Guess what your waifu would do, oh and also, shit taste, war criminal is worst girl. And about your question #stargazer, all I'm gonna say is that I don't envy our newly elected Chancellor. She's gonna have her hands full with this one..
I_eat_shrimps
You take that back!
Peers_through_time(Verified archaeologist)
All I'm gonna say is that I'm glad I live out in the galaxy's boonies. Can't say I envy you inner core suckers.
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Cosmic_Mommy
Hello my beautiful children!
Rate_up_is_a_lie
A new milf? Fuck yes. Hopefully she is less of a sour puss than the usual suspect.
Devilish Kouhai(Verified Mod)
Careful with the enthusiasm there #Rate_up_is_a_lie, and welcome to Holotube #Cosmic Mommy.
Coming_for_dat_bounty(Verified bounty hunter)
Hoh? It seems someone is aching for another verbal ass-whooping. And I agree with #Terthia and our resident Archaeologist, times are about to get interesting, which means more business for me. Whoohoo! Also, where is #Sarso, he's been suspiciously quiet.
Oglaf
You mean the resident trade federation apologist? He logged off once our pint sized flying ace, showed irrevocable proof of their dastardly deeds. Also, hot damn, anyone else currently watching Ina's reaction stream? Cause holy shit! Not even Mario Kart gets her this fired up..
Rate_up_is_a_lie
Fuck you, you old hag! I'm not afraid off you! Besides #Cosmic_Mommy already seems nicer than you, she has manners for one and she ain't an alcoholic either!
Starsailor(Verified Republic Navy)
Great, just what we needed, more galactic unrest caused by greedy idiots. And just when I was about to get some hard earned shore leave.. Well, at least I have it better than my brother, he is a member of Coruscant's Security Forces, the unlucky bastard.
..multiple people are typing.
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With the sound of stone and wood breaking I punched through the wall, back first. Rolling in a tumble of limbs and with white plaster covering my form.
"G-gah! F-fuck!" Shaking my head, I stood with swift movements. Reaching and pulling free the loose piece of cracked armor still clinging to my shoulder. Gazing warily at the hole's concealing darkness all the while, taking advantage of the brief reprieve to gulp in deep breaths of fresh air.
Within me my nanites burned as they swam throughout my body, doing their best to heal and empower me.
Momentarily turning my gaze away from the hole in front of me and feeling something climbing up my throat, I spat a globule of blood, before glaring again at the dark passageway and the woman lying in wait within its depths, ready to jump back in.
"A-ani.." The pained whisper caused me to startle, ignoring my body's pained protests and rolling to the side of the hole, potentially buying me a couple of seconds. I chanced a glance at my surroundings. An iron fist clenched painfully around my heart. For in the ground a couple of feet away from me and propped up with his back against the wall lay the immobile form of Qui-gonn, the man divested of all his limbs, only angry cauterized stumps remaining in their stead.
A pained cough caused me to turn my gaze away from the man's shallowly breathing form. The sight that met my eyes caused me to tremble and the very Force itself to pulse in response to my fury, the Dark Side howling gleefully at the promise of carnage. Her tendrils caressing my face and whispering sweet sweet promises of relief, retribution and victory.
Obi-wan, pale and sweating lay crumbled on the ground on the wall adjacent to that of her master, her right arm missing, her tunic stained with red and with her very own saber digging into her guts, pinning her in place. With my heart hammering I stood rooted in my spot, and raised my arm towards her, indecision warring across my face.
Never was I more thankful for the bizarre fact that lightsabers, for all their weird powers don't strictly obey gravity. Thus, simply ensuring that the cute padawan stayed put and didn't end up split in two.
"R-run Ani."
"Like what I've done with your friends?" came the purr from a couple of steps behind me, its owner stepping out of the hole and dusting a bit of plaster clinging to her form fitting spandex. The garb as dark as her now gone robe, said item a casualty of the fight so far.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure you join them soon. Am I not generous?" said Maul coming to a stop behind me, and gently, mockingly, placed her right arm on my shoulder before, in a parody of maternal affection, raising it and caressing my face and hair.
My pupils dilated and more of the Force surged within me. The Dark Side and its promises all but clinging to me, begging me to use her.
"Yessss,"
Ignoring the jubilant hiss behind me, my eyes caught sight of something glimmering on the corners of my vision.
Fuck it, she dies.
Grasping the reins of the metaphysical slut craving for my dick, and ignoring the Light's side's warnings, I let her 'sister' fill me up, shoving the whining prude to the side. My muscles bulging even further, veins starting to pop all over my body.
"GRAAH!" with a maddened roar a small bubble of pure Force energy exploded off of my form, driving the woman behind me back. Creating yet another 'door' through the wall.
"Fufufu!"
With a manic yell I jumped after her, Qui-gonn's discarded saber leaping into my palm and igniting, the azure beam meeting the woman's scarlet one. The magnetic sheathes containing the plasma sizzling in anger.
"Yes, give in to your hate Skywalker." She said, laughing with delight as I hammered wrathful blow after wrathful blow against her in vain. The Sith weaving between my crater forming strikes with ease, her graceful steps almost reminiscent of a ballet dancer's moves. This only served to infuriate me more, my presence in the Force skyrocketing causing the very air around us to tremble.
But this only made the mad woman laugh harder, as she continued to avoid or block my blows, but, in contrast to my ineffectual attempts her own blows kept landing. And despite my twin shields protecting me from the saber's cutting properties, each hit felt like a hit from Thor.
Said fact only helping to enrage me further.
"MAUL, MAAAUL!" I shouted, and brought my borrowed blade down in a vicious two handed overhead slam. The girl proceeding to avoid it with a delightful twirl and mocking chuckle.
'More, give me more!" I snarled within my mind, tugging roughly at the Dark Side, a spectral moan sounding in my mind, a mix of pleasure and pain even as the field acquiesced to my demands.
I snarled, a familiar breathing sound starting to softly echo in my ears.
"Come now, surely this isn't the best you can do, Ani~" She said with a mocking purr and performed a backwards jump, avoiding a horizontal slash and landing on a nearby chair. "I expected more out of the fabled Chosen One I've heard oh so much about."
Grasping the blade tightly enough to make the metal give a tortured whine and the blade to flicker I stomped towards the woman and her mocking grin, my steps cracking the tiles underneath my feet, but I didn't care for any of that. "Oh, don't worry, I'm just getting..started!" I said and exploded towards her in a surprising burst of speed, using the Force and a backwards energy push in a manner similar to Saber's mana burst, slashing at the woman's torso.
Frustratingly she evaded it. Slithering to the side and away from the now wrecked furniture, positioning herself with her back against the room's wall.
"Tut-tut." She shook her head, "Such vicious violence against innocent furniture, I thought the Jedi trained you better than that."
Within my delirium filled brain, mad inspiration struck. Grasping my blade with both hands, I brought it to my side. Its tip pointing towards the now ruined table and chair. Its edge parallel with the Sith.
"Then, how about this?"
Sensing something amiss, the woman's cocky attitude evaporated and the Force surged around her in preparation while a wing of all things sprouted out of her back.
Not giving her any more time to prepare, or paying the new appendage any attention I forged a thin sheath of energy around the metaphorical edge of my blade, facing her, and swung.
"Getsuga.. TENSHO!"
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Terthia
Did..did the side of the building just explode? And what was that crescent moon beam thingie?
Stargazer(Verified astronomer)
The sound of physics, and me, sobbing quietly in a bar together..
I_eat_shrimps
Forget that, everyone else heard that shout?
Rate_up_is_a_lie
Heard that? I felt that. And— holy shit! Is that the insane Jedi brat from before whose just been kicked out of the building?
Cosmic_Mommy
Oh my, the galaxy has grown so interesting in my absence..
Oglaf
Forget the brat, whose the bitch hammering him with a lightsaber and why does she have a wing? For that matter, how is she flying with one wing?!
Rate_up_is_a_lie
Is she single? Cause I want her number.
Starsailor(Verified Republic Navy)
Ignoring #Rate_up_is_a_lie and his usual idiocy, I was under the impression that said weapons could cut through anything, why is he not dying?
..multiple people are typing.
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Landing to the ground and digging a ditch through one of the plaza's stalls, I groaned, coming to a stop, my eyes closed. Before opening them and looking upwards at the floating woman slowly gliding downwards, her visage a parody of angelic purity.
Glaring at Maul, and without taking my eyes off her I spat to the side, a mad grin forming on my lips. Jumping to my feet I raised my blade in a textbook Ataru stance all the while preparing to pull even harder on the Dark Side, ready to rush the Sith the moment I did.
"Beloved!"
2B's concerned shout made me halt in my tracks.
"Hoh?" Maul arched an eyebrow as she slowly glided closer towards me. "What's wrong oh, 'Chosen one'. Getting cold feet?" she said with a mocking sneer as her free hand climbed the sides of her lithe form in an almost sensual manner. "Afraid of little old me?"
Glaring, but otherwise ignoring the pale Zabrak I focused on my waifu's words.
"Dear, remember what you told me before! You aren't this Vader person! Don't lose yourself to your own bloodlust, please!"
"Come back to us Senpai!"
N-no, I-I needed this strength! To protect them, to-to..
The Dark Side howled agreeably in my ear.
"Whose in control dear, you, or the Force?"
My eyes widened and a pained gasp escaped my lips at my girls words.
Fuck! They were right! When did going full retard ever work for Anakin Skywalker?! Never go full retard goddammit!
Groaning and closing my eyes for a moment, I focused. The darker aspect of the field howling, begging and doing her best to cling to me even as I spurned her, pushing her back.
"I..am.. in control!" I snarled and let go. My absurdly bulging muscles deflating and my blond hair dropping back to the sides of my head, the engorged veins all over my body sighing in relief.
The Dark Side howled like a spurned lover at my dismissal of her, a stabbing lance of agony momentarily piercing my brain-meat. As an added bonus and a parting gift from the cosmic field and its wounded pride, every bruise and ache which I'd been ignoring up until now with her help came back with a vengeance. Causing me to tumble to my knees, barely keeping hold of the azure blade.
"Gkh!"
Maul, landing right in front of me scowled.
"Disappointing, you had such promise." She muttered and swung.
"Gah!" batting me to the side and through a nearby building's walls.
Tumbling and rolling on the ground I came to a stop against the adjacent public square's fountain, causing cracks to form through its tiled marble walls and water to start leaking in thin geysers from said cracks. Soaking my clothes.
My ray-shield having hit its limit in my tumble through the building, shutting down to ensure my survival.
Groaning in pain while trying desperately to reacquire my equilibrium in the Force, I stood with swaying steps. Discarding the last pieces of my now utterly ruined armor, and brought the blade into the standard Soresu guard position. My sight blurry, causing me to rely on the cosmic field for support.
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"Sir..are you seeing this?"
The sharply dressed man frowned, scratching at his freshly shaved chin for a moment.
"Aye, I am agent."
Indeed, on the room's giant projector a sight was showing which the current members of the Republic Intelligence Bureau thought they would never bear witness to. And neither did the man's predecessors.
"Shall..shall I send the signal? Are we activating the 'Revan' protocol?" asked the worried agent.
The man simply grunted in response, narrowing his eyes. The motion causing the scar running down his left cheek to pull harshly, making his visage seem all the harsher for it.
Instead of replying, the spy-master chose to light a cigar and take a deep puff out of it, staring all the while at the carnage taking place in front of his eyes for a moment longer. Finally, he shook his head.
"No, no need."
"Sir?"
"One simple Force Sensitive gone mad does not a Revan level threat make."
"But sir!" whined the spy-master's aide, pointing at the screen and the vicious beating the blond teenager was suffering at the mad woman's hands. That and the escalating amounts of property damage. "She is no ordinary fallen Jedi! She exhibits skills and strength exceeding all the standard parameters of the common dark sider. And the child is not that far behind!"
"Denied!" barked the man, his tone finally betraying a hint of annoyance. "But.."
"Sir?"
"Contact our liaison within the Temple. I want a detailed explanation as to what the hell is going on. Also, find out what happened to those two Jedi that went to Naboo."
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My sharingan spun madly as I desperately blocked strike after strike from the irritated woman in front of me. The combination of my battered form, nearly depleted reserves, and my overloaded ray shield making certain that I could not keep on tanking blows wily nilly anymore.
"Come on! Where's that rage of yours? You were mired in it mere moments ago!" she said and using her alchemicaly granted dexterity performed an acrobatic, and deadly dance. Forcing me to desperately attempt to block. Alas, despite blocking the first two strikes of her salvo, the third hit slipped through and battered my already purpling ribs. Almost folding me in half from the force of it, my Force barrier doing little to diminish the immense kinetic energy behind the hit as it lifted me off my feet.
Gasping for breath and with my eyes bulging out of my sockets from the pain, I could do nothing but watch her grin maliciously, her dainty foot snapping upwards in a devastating kick aimed towards—
"Mrgle!"
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"So, Leia, this is the first stance of Ataru followed by—"
"Luke?!" seeing her brother begin to fade, panic gripped the woman's heart as she extended her arm towards him, but it was too late, for a moment later not a hint of the man remained.
Blinking with confusion, the young woman gazed around the mountain clearing she found herself in with curiosity, before lowering her gaze and looking at the lightsaber held in her hand.
"What was I doing again?"
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My eyes crossed as the edges of my vision blackened, but Maul gave me no reprieve. Retracting her foot from my tenderized berries she spun right around and landed a second kick, blasting me backwards, causing me to pierce straight through an abandoned stall and crush into the one a couple of paces behind it. Coming to a stop at last.
"Cluuuck, cluck cluck !"
Reflexively rolling to the side, desperate to avoid the expected hit, I paused a moment later when no such follow-up blow came. Thankful for the short reprieve I took a shuddering, pain filled, breath and looked around me.
Doing so, I at last found the source of the noise. Amidst the ruined shop and with sawdust filling the air I saw a group of panicked chickens running for their lives in all directions. Their ruined cages not even an afterthought in their pea sized brains.
Despite my predicament a chuckle made its way out of my lips. Making my ribs throb. But the sound of a humming lightsaber angrily slashing through the pavement outside like a hot knife through butter brought me back to the present. Shaking my head, and ignoring my discomfort, and my ruined nads, I stood.
"-ni."
I halted in my steps, nearly to the edge of the stall.
"Ani!"
"Obi-wan?!" I muttered with surprise, my eyes widening. Indeed, in the back of my head, I could feel that the normally dormant bond between us had been blown wide open, and it had been open for some time now. Oh.. Damn, how much did the poor girl see?
"Dr-p the sa—r, fi—t wi-h yo-r st-en-th..-I-eli-eve in..y—"
"Obi-wan, Obi-wan?!" but the young woman had fallen silent.
"Come out, come out~!"
Ignoring the teasing madwoman outside I took a moment to center myself, the soon to be knight and her halted words were right. Why was I fighting with a saber? I was pants with it. And besides, since when was I a samurai? I was a shinobi damn it! …Metaphorically speaking.
"Cool your tits, I'm coming!" I shouted and hastily closed my eyes. Right, I fucked up by the numbers here but this was still salvageable..probably.
Reaching, I pulled on both aspects of the cosmic field, the pure one acquiescing after giving me the stink eye and a judgmental huff, the darker aspect, well I bonked her on the head and pulled her by her metaphorical hair. Hey, the bint was being difficult and I had no time for her usual bull.
Exhaling and finally finding my equilibrium again, even if the bruises and cuts all over my body made me long for a nice relaxing bacta bath. I turned off the blade. The azure beam retracting with an agreeing hiss back into its cylinder, which I then proceeded to attach to my belt.
Grinning, I stepped out of the shadows and wiped the trail of blood trailing down the side of my head.
"Ready for round two hotstuff?" I asked, my sharingan spinning merrily as I dropped into my fighting stance.
Maul scoffed, and rolled her eyes, seeing this only as my apparent acceptance of my imminent demise, and launching herself towards me with a beat of her wing.
Oh, you sweet summer child..
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I_eat_shrimps
Wait, the hell?! Why is one of his eyes blue? Did one of his gold contact lenses drop or something?
Starsailor(Verified Republic Navy)
Mmh, dichromatic eyes are kinda hot though~, and it seems those weird tomoe thingies are natural after all.
Terthia
Down girl, wait for shore leave. Also, who cares about that! Where's his blade? He will die!
Oglaf
Damn and he seemed like a cool ki— the hell was that?!
Stargazer(Verified astronomer)
Did—did he seriously just suplex the crazy bitch?
Rate_up_is_a_lie
Woohoo! Way to go kid! Show her who's boss!
Terthia
Oof, that kidney shot, she's gonna be peeing blood for a while
Starsailor(Verified Republic Navy)
What's this style, I don't recognize it.
Coming_for_dat_bounty(Verified bounty hunter)
That's Matukai, the shittiest version of it I've ever seen, but Matukai nonetheless. Force damnit! Not even my old student was this bad..
I_eat_shrimps
Wait, you know that style?! More importantly you can teach it? Will you teach me? I can pay!
Coming_for_dat_bounty changed their name to:
Will_work_for_beer(Verified bounty hunter)
Maybe..
Rate_up_is_a_lie
Wait, #I_eat_shrimps, think this through man! You were the one telling us how you tweaked your leg standing up too fast from the couch last week..
Peers_through_time(Verified archaeologist)
..The hell, should I check for raining Rakghouls? #Rate_up_is_a_lie's words make sense for once, is this a sign of the apocalypse? Damnit man, don't you know that Rakghouls and archaeological dig sites don't mix?!
..multiple people are typing.
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With her eyes bulging outwards a silent scream escaped Maul's lips, spittle mixed with blood flying out of her open mouth as she gazed downwards, the brat's bruised yet cheekily smirking visage meeting her eyes. His fist buried within her abdomen, the strength of his blow slightly lifting her off her feet and folding her in half.
Before she could even as much as twitch, Skywalker retracted his taut arm and weaved like the wind backwards, avoiding her retaliatory strike with disgusting ease. Gone entirely was the muscle bound brute or the pathetic swordsman of mere moments ago.
"W-where did you get this strength!?" asked the woman panting, half delirious from the pain. "How are you doing this, you are slower and weaker than before and yet, and yet.."
"I am kicking your ass?" snarked the youth with a cocky grin even as blood continued to trail down the side of his temple. Continuing to hop on the balls of his feet.
Maul snarled and rushed forward once more, despite her disgust trusting in her, now, ex-master's work, for there was no way she was going back. Pushing alchemicaly and biologically modified muscles to the brim she performed a faint attack with her sword. A malicious grin spreading across her lips upon seeing the brat fall for it, performing the second part of the technique she swung with the backwards part of her blade and—
Her eyes bulged, the boy avoiding her horizontal slash by performing a split off all things which then—
Stepping backwards, her head spinning from the handstand kick and almost falling on her ass the girl avoided the next hit thanks only to the Force. Unfortunately, she wasn't as fortunate with the follow-up elbow strike aimed at her newly granted ovaries.
"That..was for.. muh dick." Spat the youth, a hint of maliciousness in his tone as she dropped her saber and fell, her back smashing against the ground and she lay whimpering, clutching her bruising abdomen. Seeing the raised leg, her eyes widened. She rolled to the side, avoiding the follow-up stomp.
Her panic granting her new strength, she performed a backwards handstand of her own, jumping away from the brat's next blow.
Landing to her feet with labored breaths, her arm twitched, causing her saber to fly and land with a metallic smack in it. The comforting touch of her saber causing her to grin.
"Even if you beat me here, you've won nothing Anakin~!" she said, her voice coming out in ragged breaths as she cautiously floated upwards and out of the excited youth's range. Her blade at the ready. "For you see," she pointed upwards with her free hand. "The droids remaining will be sure to wipe you out, along with your worthless friends!" she said snarling. The pain finally starting to fade.
The youth's grin faltered at her words, a troubled expression crossing his face making her feel all warm inside.
'Thump'
A moment later his mad grin returned, "You know, that's a fair point. But, I have a rebuttal."
"Ho? And what's that?" Asked the fake one winged angel with a snort. And the hell was that sound?
In response the blond dropped into a weird stance, bringing his palms close and causing the Force to swell, a visibly unstable bubble of pure Force energy beginning to form between—
"RASENGAN!"
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I_eat_shrimps
I waaant that!
Cosmic_Mommy
That can be arranged dear.
Stargazer(Verified astronomer)
Well tough, #I_eat_shrimps you ain't force sensitive
I_eat_shrimps
Really?
Cosmic_Mommy
Fufufu~
Terthia
..please don't share your info with weird strangers online shrimpbrain…
Rate_up_is_a_lie
So, not only is the brat a Gacha addict he watches Naruto as well? Damn, Jedi have all the fun.
..multiple people are typing.
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Rolling her starfighter desperately to the side, ensured that the woman continued to live another day. The clanker's laser beams passing distressingly close to her ship's hull.
Thankfully she wasn't alone, the zapping sound of one of her squad mate's cannons as she flew by ensured that the droid glued on her six met its digital maker.
"Thanks."
"Don't mention it commander." Replied Keira.
"Damnit, why did the brat have to give in to his suicidal tendencies before he helped us clear up the remainder of the fleet."
"Shut it Wendik." Replied the tired woman, even if she privately agreed with her squad mate's words, to an extent.
The voice of their Squad leader, stranded down below, blasted through the comms.
"Well, I don't know about that.."
"Sir?" questioned the woman and simultaneously zeroed in on a droid starfighter, pulling the trigger and reducing the poor machine to scraps.
"That Jedi business the brat was talking about? He.." An audible gulp reached their ears, "Well, Mr. Ace pilot wasn't lying. He is busy fighting for everyone's bacon right now.."
"You mean the crazy bastard actually survived decompression and re-entry?! The Hell are they feeding those Jedi kids?" asked an incredulous Wendik.
Their leader's only response was a tired sigh. "Just..just come back home in one piece lads, I'll show you what I mean then." Said the man. "If we are still alive." He trailed of, murmuring the last part.
"Aye, aye Sir. We'll make you proud." Replied the Lieutenant, even if within the privacy of her mind she doubted their odds against the remaining droid armada.
'Thump'
"Did anyone else hear that?"
"I felt that."
'Thump thump!'
"The hell is— by the FORCE!"
Lieutenant Dinee's eyes bulged out of her skull, the reflexive reprimand dying in her throat as a monstrous vessel suddenly appeared in front of them. The eldritch black smoke concealing the kilometers long ship slowly dissipating and revealing more of its ebony form to their eyes.
"Please tell me that one's friendly!" whimpered Wendik, naked panic coloring his tone.
Grimacing Dinee replied, "I doubt it. Look at its flag." She said, causing her squad mates to zero in on the gigantic Jolly Roger waving proudly in the void, somehow.
"Oh fuck.."
Swallowing and with dry lips the woman broadcasted to the leviathan in front of them, already preparing for the worst.
"Unidentified ship, you have entered restricted space above Naboo. Please provide identification and be warned you are in the middle of a warzone. Refusal to comply will be met with lethal force.." Yes, their starfighters would surely be up to the task she thought with a hastily suppressed snort, striving to maintain her aloof and professional persona for the sake of her squad.
No response came from the ship.
The massive vessel utterly ignoring the Naboo squadron proceeded apace towards the remaining droid motherships.
Suddenly, the twin protruding spike like pillars jutting out from the sides of the ship, facing forward, started glowing. The light around their edges seeming to distort and bend.
"N-no way!"
"Keira?" asked the lieutenant, her tone laced with curiosity, sparked by her pilot's excitement filled voice.
"Ma'am, that's-that's a force field weapon!"
"Bah!" Spat Wendik with annoyance. "Don't be daft woman, there is no way that's a force field emitter, nobody managed to make a working weapon out of said tech for the past ten millennia, and you want me to believe that an unknown pirate ship managed—"
"Hey! Who's the actual Naboo renowned physicist and engineer here?" questioned the woman, her voice filed with irritation. "I tell you—"
The woman's words were cut cold, for a twin, ethereal seeming, pulse blasted out of the gigantic ship's tips, the propagating waves distorting everything in their path towards the droid vessels and silencing everyone.
The droid motherships shields flickered momentarily. Unfortunately for the poor silicon based lifeforms their barriers stood no chance against an attack of such magnitude. The waves bursting said barriers as if they were soap bubbles and utterly shredding the vessels cowering underneath.
"Hah! I told you those were force fields!" crowed the woman.
"Yes," murmured Dinee. "Now let's hope they don't plan on aiming those at us." She said causing her squadron to collectively gulp.
"Unidentified flight, this is Captain Yuha, owner of the Arcadia. Greetings." A cultured voice broadcasted through their comms, silencing everyone.
In the distance the now named Arcadia continued towards the last remaining mothership, said ship trying desperately to drift out of the titan's path with its measly thrusters but to no avail. For mere moments later, the silver skull and its leering visage, attached to the prow of the Arcadia proceeded to slam into and through the droid vessel. Causing the donut to explode into smithereens even as the larger pirate ship emerged unscathed.
"I was in the neighborhood and decided to visit." Continued the unknown pirate Captain, his tone unperturbed, and traces of humor lacing his voice.
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"No, no, no!" Shrieked the dark lady of the Sith. Flying high in the air, her stomach aching from the brat's recent stunt but still, she did not let go. Clutching the blond tight to her bosom with one arm, trapping him there as she climbed higher and higher through the sky.
"You. Will. Not. WIN!" she shouted, trying and failing to squeeze the life out of him.
"Hehehe, you sure about that?" asked the blond grinning cheekily up at her even as one of his eyes lay bruised shut, and his head was nestled between her chest.
Sensing that something was off, Maul's eyes widened and she prepared to throw Skywalker away.
'HaaAAH!" unfortunately she was too slow, and with a mighty yell, yet another bubble of Force energy exploded out of the blond's form. Breaking her grip and causing her to blast down and backwards. The Sith's eyes bulged, for in the next moment the brat threw an ungodly Force push aimed towards the ground, spending almost a third of her reserves in that single move, causing him to somehow jump in mid air, his arms extended upwards, palms facing outwards.
"TOH!" reaching the peak of his climb and with the sun on his back, shrouding him from view, Maul barely had time to panic, for the brat, throwing yet another superpowered Force push, started blazing towards her, his leg extended and his whole body starting to spin. An aurora of colors forming in a conical shape around him. She shifted.
"SUPEEER..INAZUMA..KIIIICK!"
Maul's world exploded into pure agony, the woman blacking out, even as her legs kept sending lances of flaming agony towards her brain.
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Will_work_for_beer(Verified bounty hunter)
Ok..that's not Matukai.
..multiple people are typing.
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"O-on the bright side, n-now we can finally remodel the eastern section of the palace?" tried Sabe, a weak grin on her lips.
Padme, continued staring wide eyed, a wheezing, whining sound escaping her lips as she fell to her knees, gazing across the building's rooftop and into the distance, towards her now all but ruined palace alongside most of the area surrounding it.
"Bli…"
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The screen held in Mace Windu's palm cracked before it fell from numb fingers. Fortunately, or maybe not, depending on who you asked, the little device was hardy enough that it continued to transmit the stream to the projector situated in the center of the Jedi Council's room.
That day multiple Jedi Masters had the rare privilege of seeing the absolutely stupefied form of a nearly nine hundred year old Jedi Grandmaster.
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Letting go of the Force the rainbow colored drill around me dissipated and I found myself once more on solid ground and within the slightly wrecked building.
"Hrk!" I puked, the room ceasing to spin a moment later, thanks mostly to the small amount of the Force still coursing through my spent body and the nanites desperately traversing the entirety of my bruised form.
Wiping my lips, I pushed off of my knees standing up.
"Yahoo!" I said with a grin and thrust my hand forward in a victory pose. An instant later I frowned and slapped the side of my head. "Focus you idiot, you are in the middle of a fight." I murmured and tensing once more, proceeded to warily look around me.
But of Maul there was no sign.
Well, with the exception of one shorn feathery appendage laying a couple of feet away from me, broken and bent in all sorts of unnatural ways.
"Damn." I muttered before— "Woah!" the sudden wave of vertigo causing me to almost fall to the ground, thankfully I still managed to catch myself.
My eyes widened.
"Shit! Obi-wan, Qui-gonn!" I cried, and blasted through the corridors towards the defeated pair. My body running entirely on fumes.
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Needless to say, but this won't be the last time the chosen one and a certain Zabrak will meet...
As for the Pho segment? Well people kept asking for a chap of galaxy reactions, so, and as in no way shape or form felt that I could do it justice this was a happy medium. Besides it helped break up and prolong the fight. And yes, we will meet some of those "online" voices in time.
And yes, Ani still needs a lot of training nascent Force god or not. As a certain great man once said, 'everyone has a plan till they get a punch to the face'