Scowling with irritation I squinted at the bright, almost cheery, Naboo sun hanging high overhead. Cursing at the seemingly jubilant plasma ball I turned my gaze away from it and looked at the crowd gathered below. Down, and away from the pristine marble steps leading up to the royal entourage and the guests of honor, including yours truly. The damaged yet still standing Palace behind us serving as a reflection of the planet and its people. Even though the recent ordeal pushed it to its limits the building still stood proudly. The collapsed sections and the jugged scars running down its sides only enhancing this image of defiance. Bent yet unbroken, like its people.

Tearing my gaze away from the crowd my eyes landed on the giant silent behemoths flanking either side of the delegation, the pair seemingly clad in a carbon copy suit of the man who had been situated outside my room earlier this day. Silent as the grave and clad in midnight black suits, glistening in the sunlight. Their armor seeming like a mix between a spartan's Mjolnir and the Crysis nanosuit, with the cherry on top being a samurai's mask. Needless to say, they cut an imposing figure.

The pair kept gazing at the crowd below with their arms crossed, scanning everyone in search of a potential threat. But they were not alone in this, for down below, next to the walls of the plaza and intermixed with the, very uncomfortable, forms of Naboo's own troops were more of the super pirates. One of them to be exact, next to each man and woman of Naboo. Utterly silent and still as they too scanned the crowd ready to spring into action. Paying little if any attention to the men and women of the planet twitching in place by their side.

Suppressing a snort, I glanced upwards. Floating up there in the sky, was the giant form of Arcadia. Seemingly violating the very laws of physics as she hovered there, immobile. Her thicc form casting half the plaza in shadow, yet irritatingly not doing the same to us, thus forcing me to endure the morning Sun's annoying rays.

"My friends!" begun Padme, her voice loud and clear, her face beaming even underneath the piles of makeup concealing her identity. "Today we celebrate our victory, our liberation from the oppressive forces of the vile trade federation." She continued, a touch of venom entering her voice even as she stared away from the gathered crowd below and towards the high tech drones hovering a few meters in the air and broadcasting every moment of this speech for the whole galaxy to hear.

Next to the Queen, looking solemn and proud was the form of Lily, whose presence was a silent statement all by itself. Well, truth be told Lily was still back on Coruscant, for recent events —which I was in no way, shape, or form responsible for. No sir!— had forced the woman to remain behind for the moment as she dealt with said mess.

Still, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, and my girls efforts, the Chancellor could still be present in the flesh, so to speak. For the highly advanced projector situated on the floor on Padme's right side emitted a nearly lifelike image of the white haired woman.

Nevertheless, with Padme starting to really get into digging the trade federation a new one, my eyes started to glaze. Boredom filling every inch of my body as I was forced to just stand there and smile at the crowd below. Now, if my smile seemed a bit naughty as I gazed at the second projector on the other side of the Queen and thought of the fun that was sure to follow…

"Ani?"

The whisper by my side caused me to snap out of my trance. Gazing to my left, I met Qui-gonn's eyes. Said man was now mostly level headed with me, seated as he was in a plain wheelchair, with Obi-wan a couple of steps away from him. The woman standing tall and proud, with a white robe covering her form —similar to the one her master was wearing actually— and just like her master obscuring her stump from view.

I blinked. "What is it?"

Instead of replying, the man made a come hither motion with a soft jerk of his head.

Shrugging I leaned in.

"I'm sure the Queen and the people of Naboo have their own rewards in mind, but I thought I should repay the help you gave us my friend." He said with a wink.

"Ahh, yes. No need really." I said shaking my head with false modesty, what did the old fart have that I needed really.

As if reading my thoughts the man snorted, causing me to hastily check that my mental shields where in fact in place.

"Trust me," he continued. "I think you will like this."

"Ok then. Shoot old man."

His lips quirked upwards, causing his beard to twitch.

"I couldn't help but overhear what you said when we last met, back after the..incident." He said with a smirk.

"You, you were awake?" I whispered back, only barely remembering to lower my voice.

"Indeed, my young friend, and I have to say that now, quite a lot of things are starting to make sense. But as for your query.." He paused and shook his head. "I'm sorry to say that there is no weed to be found anywhere on my person, or near me for that matter."

Rolling my eyes, I started to pull back, right, more deflections of course.

"But!" he continued, making me pause. "That doesn't mean that there never was." He said and gave me another conspiratorial wink, making me look at him with a perplexed expression. "You can't find what you are looking for cause it's already been..err..used up so to speak." He said, whispering that last part with a voice so low that I almost failed to hear him, the man casting fleeting glances in Obi-wan's direction all the while, thankfully the padawan appeared entirely unaware. Gazing stoically at the crowd below.

I opened my mouth.

"Wait Ani," he continued. "It was many years ago." He continued, preempting my question. "Once upon a time I used to..err..consume certain items with gusto, but that was before Master Dooku caught me." He said making me stare at him with sadness. Forced withdrawal, eh? That sucks, and another person to add to my list of prude—

"And proceeded to teach me a better path, just as Master Yoda did for him so long ago." A rapturous expression of bliss crossed the man's face, his eyes closing in remembrance, causing his wrinkles to momentarily soften and the Light Side to softly sing around him.

"My Master took me on a quest for the sacred herbs of the planet Mari'jus." He said causing me to stare at him dumbly, the man taking that as permission continued. "On it, and after gathering the..medicinal plants he taught me an ancient Force ritual, before we smoked the hell out of said herbs." He finished with a smirk.

"W-what?!" I asked dumbfounded.

A silly grin, spread on the man's face. "Oh yes!" he said, nodding emphatically all the while, but still remembering to check in on his still oblivious padawan. "And thanks to the ritual and the gift of the Force, I never had to smo—'consume' any we—'herb' again. The memories and sensations are a part of my psyche forever now" He finished, gazing expectantly at me.

I licked my suddenly dry lips, the crowd and Padme entirely forgotten.

"Will, will you tell me the location?" I asked

The man shook his head, dashing my hopes.

"I'm afraid I can't do that Ani, finding Mari'jus is a personal journey, unique for each individual. What I can do," he said and focused upon me. "Is share the ritual with you, although, given how proficient you are with your mental shields and your strength in the Force it's doubtful that you will need it. Visit me before we leave Naboo." He said and started to turn forward, before pausing. "Oh, and one more thing."

"Yes?"

"This might be helpful to you, might not, but before I undertook the trip of enlightenment, I used to store my medicinal herbs in a box labeled 'midichlorian research'. Nobody ever bothered to open it." He said with a conspiratorial wink. "Oh, and if you could do me a favor my young friend, I would be much obliged." He said hastily.

As they say, one good turn deserves another, and the info he just gave me..needless to say I was in a very good mood right now.

"Sure, what is it."

His eyes rolled downwards, peering intensely at a certain spot within his robe. "If you could grab my special 'hydration' flagon and let me, take a sip I would be in your debt my friend. I would do it myself but.." He impotently shook his stumps with a smile.

Nodding I did just that, with swift movements I reached just where he was looking at and retrieved the item, unscrewing the cap and casting wary glances at the nearby prude as I helped my older friend cope with his pain like a proper nakama should.

"Thanks Ani." He said after taking a couple of gulps and drawing his head back with a blissful sigh. Taking this as my cue I prepared to once again hide the item, but not before taking a whiff of the flagon's contents. The pungent aroma coupled with the alcohol fumes making my eyes water and my nostrils burn. Damn! He really started off with the good stuff. I can't wait till I can start drinking again.

Tucking the item back into its proper spot and smoothly standing up, I gave the older man a discreet thumps up which he answered with a nod before turning his gaze towards the crowd, his visage turning regal once more.

Even as my brain proceeded to start turning to mush once more, thanks to Padme's speech, I couldn't help but feel my respect for Qui-gonn shooting up. It would seem he wasn't as bad as I thought..

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Obi-wan felt her respect for her Master and Ani drop by the second as they kept talking and..the other thing. Did they forget that she too could use the Force? Still, remaining stone faced she continued to peer at the crowd below. Although, she was starting to reconsider her decision to delay her knighthood trials.

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"So, Viera, what will happen you reckon?" asked the heavyset man.

The brunette beauty turned towards her compatriot with a slow blink of her long eyelashes. Straightening the edges of her blue dress and skirt while seemingly pondering his question, tapping a finger on her chin, even as the crowd around them kept cheering and clapping alternatively at their Queen's words. The crowd's fervor being an almost palpable thing by now. The girl grimaced, judging by the odious body odors around her a great many deal of said crowd's members needed a bath.

The woman shook her head, sending her long black mane flying to the sides as she did, "'m afraid I couldn't tell you Beck." She replied, an apologetic smile on her face. "Such things are beyond the reckoning of simple folks like us methinks."

A loud snort escaped Beck. "Bah!" said the heavyset man. "I'm simple lass, aye. But as I've told you time and time again you are wasted as a farmer. A gall like you is too bright to wither away in the fields." He said and put a concerned calloused hand on the woman's petite shoulder, giving it a soft squeeze.

"You saw how quickly things can turn around. Leave the fields to old fossils like us!" he said patting his stout belly. Causing it wobble like Jello and a giggle to escape the girl's mouth. The man grinned. "Visit the cities, hell, leave the planet even! You are sharp lass, I bet you could even hack it at Coruscant, away from all this. Don't waste your life on this blasted rock!"

Viera only gave a loving smile in return, raising her own hand and giving an affectionate squeeze to the old man's.

"I would, but it was my father's wish that our lands don't go to waste."

The man removed his hand with a frown, turning his head to the side, towards the distant platform where the Queen was giving her speech.

"Damn that man.." He murmured and sighed, "Oh well, think about it at least, for your old friend's sake?"

"I will Uncle." Replied the demure beauty as the old farmer stepped away and turned towards the distant delegation proper.

"Oops! Ex-squeeze me" came the loud proclamation from a stranger but a moment later, said stranger proceeding to crush into the sandy haired man.

"Damn it! Watch it you idiot!" snarled the man and looked downwards. "Oh great! Look what you did!" Beck sighed and turned towards Viera. "Sorry dear, I'm off, I need to go get changed." He muttered, indicating his heavily stained clothes. Casting one last angry glance at the alien he departed, murmuring curses all the while.

The woman turned towards the newcomer. Her demure expression melting off her face.

"Why did you come here? Now?"

"Mesa just couldn't stand not seeing yousa again." Replied the plucky Gungan

Viera kept staring, no hint of her previously kind expression to be found as she gazed coldly at the alien.

"Drop the act." She commanded. "Why did you come?"

Jar-jar swiftly acquiesced at the woman's unamused tone, lowering his head slightly in apparent subservience, his eyes minutely widening and hints of perspiration on his face.

"Apologies my Master." He quickly continued in a much deeper voice, his previous persona disappearing in an instant. "But things went..off the rails shall we say."

A soft breeze blew around the small clearing, carrying leaves and the scents of spring and causing the girl's blue skirt to flutter. This made the gungan gulp and tremble, sinking lower into his bow, the people around them continuing to pay no attention to the duo as if they weren't even there.

"I can see that." She said after a moment. "What I want to know is why? When I gave you permission to enact your..plans you assured me that nothing bad would happen. Certainly nothing which would risk my plans for this world. I've told you." She said, her words turning into an icy hiss. "I've yet to tire of this farmer life." She said and the light around them seemed to dim.

"M-mercy Master!" shouted Jar-jar, abandoning his genuflection and dropping to the floor on all fours. "L-let me explain!"

Gazing at the alien a moment longer the woman sighed. "Oh get up, you are making a scene." She said, making a motion with her arm.

"But nobody is paying any attention to us," said the man with confusion as he hastily proceeded to stand up.

"It's the principle of the matter you cretin, now talk."

"Y-yes Master!" he said with a hurried nod. "As your excellent memory shows, I did indeed say that there would be no..ahh problems. But, but!" he hastily continued, eying the marble like form of Viera. "An unexpected spanner in the works appeared." Jar-jar softly jerked his head towards the distant platform, upon which the Queen along with various other people resided.

"The boy?" questioned the woman, gazing towards said platform with a frown. "What of it? He certainly feels strong bu—"

"My Lady, please peer deeper." Interrupted the gungan. earning a glare for his efforts, thankfully for Jar-jar's continued survival she chose to ignore his irreverence and listen to his words.

A soft gasp escaped her lips a few moments later, a small smile appearing on her lips. Only, unlike her previously gentle smile towards her 'Uncle' this was anything but.

Turning back towards the alien the woman's expression was one of pure evil. Making the man almost take a step back.

"So, the fabled Chosen One appears at last…" she said with a delighted purr. "His presence was what made a mess of your plans then?"

The gungan nodded. "Yes my Lady, Even now, it takes nearly half my focus to remain concealed from his senses and to remove myself from his memories. The Jedi pair have been easy to fool by comparison. But the boy.. He nearly broke through my illusions and mind-tricks numerous times back on Tatooine. It's why I chose to travel by myself to Coruscant." He continued, a hint of annoyance entering his tone. "When I convinced the Queen and her bodyguards to travel back ahead of schedule I thought I had escaped his reach but… Here he is."

"Here he is." Agreed the woman. "Jar-jar?"

"Yes my lady?"

"It would seem your training must be speed up."

Excitement shone within the gungan's eyes, as he all but vibrated in place, showing that not everything about his assumed persona was fake after all.

"Yes, I think I will teach you a couple more techniques, but you best be wary. You are not truly ready for them, so exercise caution."

The still giddy man bowed, wide grin on his lips.

"As you command my Lady."

Silent, the woman turned and fixed her gaze to the distant platform, and the Chosen One's tiny form.

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"-and so, I would like to give our thanks to Anakin Skywalker, the Hero whom without any of this would have been impossible!"

Breaking out of my stupefied trance upon hearing my name, and using the Force to wipe away the slight traces of drool vacating my mouth I gave the cheering crowd a happy wave, and taking their approving roars as my cue I stepped towards Padme and the silent visages of the twin projections by her side.

Stopping in front of the woman I held back a snort, for in the Force I could feel her relief that I'd behaved so far. Oi! Damn it woman but who do you take me for. I'm the very picture of elegance and grace..sometimes. Sorta. Maybe.

Giving her a cheeky grin and a wink, I nonetheless bowed forward, my eyes fixed on her jugs as she placed the golden seeming medallion around my neck, paying her words little attention while she did so. Lily's on the other hand—

"You've once more performed a great service towards Naboo and her people my young friend." Said the Chancellor the moment Padme finished placing the medallion on me. "Alas, while I'm unable to congratulate you in person as befitting of such a valiant Hero, know that my doors will always be open to you, my friend. We will watch your career with great interest."

Suppressing a shudder, I refocused my gaze back on Padme and away from the kind seeming woman and her loving smile. I..I need an adult!

"Also," unaware of my inner conflict Padme continued the moment Lily finished. "We would like to thank the..freedom loving Captain for his invaluable aid." I bit my cheek, that's one way of saying pirate alright. "-as well as his crew for choosing to aid us in our moment of crisis after being inspired by the bravery of our young Hero." Here Padme seemed at a loss as she turned towards one of the silent guardians on the edges of the platform.

"Err..ahem, would one of you please step forth to recei—"

"No need." Came a booming voice from far above, causing most everyone here to crane their necks upwards seeking the point of origin. Above, Arcadia continued to float, the voice no doubt having its origins in the ship's speakers.

Before anyone could react, a small opening appeared on the bow of the ship, the distance making it doubtful that any normal person could see it. Thankfully I had the Force, aaand the high tech cameras floating all around us.

A figure appeared from the opening's darkness before they wrapped their arms around their body, and with a powerful kick jumped out of the ship, spinning for a moment around themselves as they started to fall towards the ground, gasps of surprise emanated from the crowd, with a few people even starting to scream, as thanks to the floating projectors scattered around the plaza they could see the man clearly, the drones capturing each moment in crystal clarity.

Said man and his crew both were seemingly unconcerned, for he simply continued his free fall, no hint of machinery or power with which he could ensure his salvation. Instead, he chose to tuck his knees and hands towards his core forming a human ball, and as a result proceeding to spin even faster.

The screams multiplied, but a few moments before impact the good Captain unfolded himself and proceeded to slam into the ground with a loud 'thump', kicking up a large cloud of dust all around him and momentarily obscuring his form.

"Damn! Hero landing!" I said, my eyes widening in awe and a silly grin forming on my face as the dust started to settle.

Indeed, in a small crater a few feet away from the glimmering marble steps leading up to the Queen was the Captain's kneeling figure. His limbs the picture perfect image of the traditional three point landing, so beloved by all super-powered bad-asses multi-verses over.

Unconcerned the Captain lifted himself, dusting a few specks of dirt kicked up by his stunt away from his shoulder while a faint, skin tight and nearly translucent barrier quickly faded from view.

Indifferent to the crowd behind him he proceeded to climb the marble steps, his long strides eating up the distance between his landing spot and the Queen.

"I am Captain Yuha," said the tall man, coming to a stop a respectable distance away from me and Padme.

"Always the show-off, eh brother?" said a cultured voice from Padme's left.

Aside from a minute twitch and a nearly imperceptible downturn of his lips the man did not react to the words, choosing instead to remain focused on the Queen and the Chancellor.

"Pleased to make your acquaintances your Majesty, your Excellency." He continued, giving a curt nod of his head towards Padme and Lily, a dramatic gust of wind choosing that moment to blow, making his long cape draped over his form dance in the wind. Revealing the giant white pirate Skull emblazoned in his black button up shirt.

"Charmed my good Sir." Replied Lily with a dazzling smile. Making the Captain smirk and eye her hungrily in response, making a faint dusting of red appear on the, seemingly, demure woman's cheeks.

"Y-yes, I'm sure Captain." Replied the still rattled Queen. "Now, if you would?" she said holding yet another medallion in her hands, eager to get this over with.

A small smirk appeared on the black haired captain's youthful visage as he stepped closer towards the Queen, giving me a side eye look as he passed me by and a glare towards the black robed man next to the Queen.

Accepting his medal with a minute bow he swiftly turned away from the Queen, coming to a stop next to me.

"You must be my brother's protegee, Skywalker I believe?" he said.

I merely nodded in return, biting the inside of my cheek, not trusting myself to speak.

"Hmf, his insane luck continues to remain true it would seem." Muttered the Captain with an annoyed tsk.

"What you call luck brother dearest I simply call skill and having a good head on your shoulders. Both of which you seem to lack."

"Shut up Bahha." Snapped the Captain, his good mood evaporating.

"O-oh my!" said Lily with a surprised gasp. Damn that woman is good, she would strike it rich in Hollywood, that's for certain..

"Being the first to escape from what the denizens of this side call the unknown regions through a lucky gap in the barrier, striking it rich and making a name for yourself.. I would certainly call that lucky"

The Ceo of the galaxy's newest mega-corp gave an entirely unprofessional snort while raising his palm to his chin. Rubbing it as if in deep thought. "I don't know brother dearest, that sounds like you are still blaming me for all your woes," the man's eyes lit up as he slapped a fist to his open palm. "Oh! I know, have you tried being less of a cunt?"

Glowering but holding his tongue the good Captain replied by raising his hand and flipping his brother the bird.

Oh, I could almost imagine the gossip and rumors spreading throughout the galaxy right now. Two mysterious brothers with absurd levels of power at their fingertips and apparently at each others throats. It was inevitable that idiots from both sides of the fence would attempt to use one against the 'other'. Fools…

With a mighty effort the Captain gave a loud sigh, forcibly calming himself down and shaking his head. "No. No matter, my annoying brother is unimportant right now, tell me Skywalker, would you like to join my crew? I could always use someone like you."

"Oi!" protested said brother.

"I-I'm sorry but that's something that I can't—"

The man, ignoring both Padme and his 'brother', and without giving me a chance to reply turned towards the crowd and cameras both. "In fact, good men and women are always welcome in my crew." He said, raising his fist in the air, the mesmerized crown eating up this live and free holo-drama taking place right in front of them, watching the Captain's every move. "For Freedom is—"

"I-I think you should leave, Captain." Came Padme's voice from behind me as she placed her palms on my shoulders, holding me possessively. A couple steps to my left I could feel both Qui-gonn and the prude tensing up too, ready to intervene if need be.

Pausing the man glanced backwards at the Queen and me, his words dying on his lips, an amused snort escaping his mouth moments later.

"Very well oh fair maiden, I can see when I'm not wanted." He said with a mocking bow, and before anyone had a chance to react, his arm slashed upwards, a thin stripe of plastic flying towards me. Catching it between two fingers I glanced at the Captain.

"You have promise Skywalker," he said with a nod. "If you ever feel the need for something different, something better than what my idiotic goody two shoes of a sibling can provide… contact me." He said and cast a quick glance at the silent juggernauts scattered throughout the plaza. "Men! We're leaving, say your goodbyes." He barked and once again slowly raised his arm, snapping his fingers, in response thin beams of translucent light blasted downwards from the Arcadia, enveloping and slightly distorting the image of the Captain and his men.

The startled men and women who were standing right next to the silent behemoths cried out with alarm, a brave few of them even attempting to help the silent black clad soldiers, unfortunately their arms met an impenetrable wall in the form of the square green barrier of light.

Indifferent to the shouts and alarm caused by his actions the Captain turned and gave the crowd a salute before he and his crew blasted upwards towards the hovering starship.

"Holy shit! Field effects combined with gravitational manipulation and with such precise control?! I want that.."Muttered a somewhat familiar voice from behind me. I frowned, wasn't that one of Naboo's pilots from before? Meh, whatever.

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"T-that man! I can't believe his nerve!" said Padme, still mostly garbed in her royal outfit.

"Yo, chill Pads. It's not like he did anything bad." I said while tugging ineffectually at her iron like grip on my hand, forcing me to match her pace. "The dude's a pirate, trying to expand his crew is perfectly normal behavior."

Frowning the woman turned towards me, opening her mouth to reprimand me before seemingly realizing the futility of it and sighing, opting instead for a different avenue of attack. "Ani, please promise me that you won't be swayed by his words. Don't become a filthy pirate like him." She said, a note of pleading in her tone.

My brows furrowed, I was in a tough spot, for my other hand was held in Sabe's embrace. The maid also following the Queen's pace, but more importantly ensuring that I couldn't cross my fingers. Well, actually..

"I promise." I said with a beaming smile. The woman's eyes losing some of their intensity at my words, causing her tense muscles to relax a tad.

Nobody said that crossing my toes didn't count as a way to invalidate a promise now did they? After all, from a certain point of view they too are digits and thus fingers.

"Padme?"

"Yes Ani?"

"Where are we going?" I asked, voicing the thought which had been plaguing me for a few minutes now.

The girls fell curiously silent, their grip on my hands tightening almost simultaneously.

"We..You see..I.."

"What my Queen is trying to say is that we felt a mere medal was an inadequate reward for the services rendered. Thus, we decided that a more..personal form of gratitude was necessary." Replied Sabe smoothly from my side.

Blinking confusedly at the woman, it took me a few moments to parse the meaning of her words. Coupled with a few helpful nudges from the Force things finally clicked.

"Oh." I squeaked manly uttered. "Shit."

"Language young Master."

I gulped as the two women kept dragging me forwards, it all made sense. Their weird reactions this morning. Their seeming immunity to my 'charm'. They weren't immune at all! Simply far more resilient and I've been blasting both of them extra hard with my 'mojo' in response..

"I..I need an adult?"

"I am an adult Ani." Padme automatically replied before blinking. "By Naboo standards" she continued, whispering that last part.

"Meep!"

"Fufufu!"

"Shishishi!"

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As the girls led me into Padme's bed chambers, I realized something. Why the hell was I panicking, those two weren't 2B and Sakura, they were total newbs. So relax you idiot, you got this.

Still plastering a worried expression, I looked upwards at the amorous Queen panting and eying me like Luffy eyes meat.

"W-what are we gonna do Padme?"

"Oho? The young Master is scared now of all times mmh?" said Sabe with a throaty purr close to my ear, causing me to jump at her unexpected proximity. The girl giggling at my response.

Padme on the other hand had a faux serious expression on her face, "W-we will teach you what real love is Ani, n-not whatever that hussy did to you."

"Why that little—"

"Quiet." Said 2B in response. "Let him enjoy this, we'll get our turn soon…"

Sakura proceeded to do just that with a grumble, her voice fading out of my mind.

Meanwhile, Padme's stern visage crumbled a moment later, the girl turning away with haste and looking towards a door further within the room's depths.

In response a small smirk momentarily flickered across my face before vanishing but an instant before Sabe could catch wind of it. But in the Force it was another matter entirely. Like a lethargic heartbeat which grudgingly proceeds to speed up I started 'firing up' my 'mojo' on all cylinders. Pushing it way higher than the unconsciously passive state I usually kept it at, and which I'd noticed had automatically re-activated with no input from my part once my reserves recovered enough while I was resting in the past two days.

The girls unconsciously shivered in response.

"I-I..well.."

"My Lady, you go prepare yourself, I will deal with the young Master in the meantime." Said the head-maid, offering her Queen an out.

Giving a thankful nod towards her friend the woman made haste towards the door a couple feet from us, and presumably the bathroom.

"Sabe?" I squeaked with wide eyes, enjoying every moment of this in the privacy of my mind. "P-please be gentle."

The blonde haired girl's eyes simply narrowed in response. Before she reached upwards with an arm and all but tore the veil concealing most of her face and shaking her head. The movement sending her just freed locks flying in all directions.

"Fufufu. I don't know if I want too." Purred the girl as she continued to undress with swift movements while walking with a hungry gait towards me, making me back up towards the Queen sized bed with a gulp.

"In fact," throwing her panties to the side and standing right in front of me in the nude, hip cocked to the side she licked her lips. "I know I don't want to." She said and touched my chest with a finger, tracing small circles over the fabric. "Now. Take of your clothes." She commanded.

Wide eyed I proceeded to do just that.

Eying me up and down after I finished flicking my garments to the side, and paying specific attention to my taut abs she licked her lips and before I could react her hand shot forward, shoving me backwards and onto the bed.

"Oof!"

Quickly climbing on the mattress with a giggle, Sabe came to a stop over my head, her juicy thighs trapping my head between them while she gazed down at me.

Looking upwards from my position I could see her glistening mound, her juices dripping down freely from it. Above, the girl was eying me with a hungry gaze and heaving breaths, her budding breasts jiggling with each intake, the pink nipples standing stiff.

"You've been a very naughty boy young Master." She said with another lewd giggle, so unlike the normal prim and proper maid. "So, until my Lady returns it will be my privilege to ~punish~ you, tee~he!"

"W-wai-mmf!" not giving me a chance to reply the girl quickly lowered herself, her moist nether-lips silencing me.

"Mmh! Yesss" came the cry from Sabe as I got to work with gusto, my hands snapping upwards and grasping her toned thighs pining her in place, while my tongue proceeded to swirl and lick madly, exploring the girls tight and sweet tasting folds for all they were worth.

"Ooh! You are good at thisss" replied the girl as a full body shudder racked her form, courtesy of my ministrations. My reply came in the form of a nameless hum and a small touch of the Force applied to my tongue as I started alternating teasing licks with upwards thrust of said muscle.

With yet another shudder and a needy whimper the girl quickly leaned forward.

"W-well, since you are such a good boy it's only right that I make you feel g-good too, yes?" she said and tentatively reached with her hand for my rock hard prick. Giving it a few experimental strokes before I felt the small, almost timid, tip of Sabe's tongue give it a quick lick.

"So, this is a penis then?" whispered the girl, small traces of awe on her voice as she stared mesmerized at my admittedly impressive member. I frowned, this wouldn't do, this was not an exhibit piece woman! Get on with the program! My schlong gave an agreeing angry twitch. "Meep!" Startling the girl. Resuming my attack, and listening to my ever present energy field companion I started targeting the blonde's weak spots.

Moments later, her thighs clumped down tightly around my head as a deluge of tasty nectar shot down my throat causing me to hungrily gulp it down and keep licking at the tasty treat in front of me, eager for more.

With panting breaths and a shake of her head, having barely recovered from her orgasm the girl refused to concede any more ground, and abandoning any sense of caution or decorum hastily swallowed my swollen prick whole.

"Gagkh!" her nose tickling my balls as a result and making me groan in appreciation.

So, this is how you want to play this eh?

Smirking even as I continued slurping down her juices and exploring her welcoming burning folds, I started thrusting my hips upwards, my engorged meat-saber pistoning in and out of the girl's virgin, if very willing mouth, my balls slapping against her delicate nose.

"Mmf! Gagkh! Gagkh!"

I could feel it, she was so close! Soon, soon, the poor fool would—

Suddenly, the girl stopped, before withdrawing her lips from my dick with a wet 'pop' and pushing herself upwards, her mound still attached to my mouth.

"M-my Lady, I-I prepared him for you…" said Sabe with a whimper. Happily welcoming the addition of Padme, realizing how close she came to losing this game of ours.

"So I see." Replied the unseen Queen with a squeak. "I guess I need to help Ani with..this?!" she said with another squeak, undoubtedly staring at my dick.

Hmm no, I've had enough of Sabe's teasing. Pads could wait her turn.

Growling and still holding onto the blonde, I let the Force flow through my form and performed a wrestler's bridge. Causing Sabe's eyes to widen in alarm as she fell to the mattress and pillows behind her with a cute 'eep'.

Quickly disentangling myself before the girls could recover, I stood up.

"Give me a moment Pads. I have a naughty maid to punish." I said with a reverberating growl, licking the last few drops of nectar still on my lips.

My words and acts made the girl give me a meek, wide eyed nod.

"Ok.."

Nodding back, I turned towards the still sprawled blonde who was staring at me with wonder and desire.

I licked my lips in response, eying her form up and down. Oh yeah, she would grow into a nearly unrivaled beauty in a few years, especially after I gave her a couple 'supplements' which would help with her 'flotation devices'…

"Now Sabe, this is how you make love." I said and climbed on the bed on all fours, approaching the woman like a lion approaches a zebra all the while hastily diverting big chunks of my 'mojo' to my lips, hands and of course dick. Hey, if it worked on my dick it should work everywhere, right?

"Wait, young Master lets talk about thi—"

Without giving her a chance to reply my lips crushed into hers the moment I reached her. One of my hands shooting up and eagerly groping and kneading her almost but not quite premium chest, alternating between her mounds, fondling, kneading and flicking her pink nubs.

The girl moaned wantonly in my mouth, closing her eyes and following my tongue's lead.

Breaking the kiss a moment later caused her eyes to flutter open and the blonde to gaze dreamily as her hand shot up and her finger traced the outline of her lips in wonder.

"Liked that did you?" I asked with a smirk making her focus back on me with a confused blink. "Then you are gonna love what comes next." I said and with a wicked gleam in my eye grasped her hips and brought my mushroom tip close. Sabe's eyes widened and she opened her mouth. But before she could say anything I claimed her lips once more and thrust.

She howled in my mouth. A full body shudder wracking her form.

I merely grunted, her velvet folds were tight and hot and doing their best to milk me, yes. But compared to my gynoids? Well, it was like asking a Dark Souls veteran to play some no name Rpg and then being surprised that he found it easy by comparison.

Letting the energy field guide me, I continued humping the girl, non-stop thrusting through her orgasm and into another one, my lips clamped to hers and my hands trailing all over her nubile form. Grasping, fondling and squeezing in just the right spots, according to the Force anyway.

In short order, and without a moment of reprieve another muffled moan escaped the girl while her eyes rolled into the back of her skull and her legs clamped around my waist, pulling me deeper into her. I merely grunted, mildly irritated by the inconvenience. Still, I continued pistoning in and out like a jackhammer even as I could feel some of my nanites starting to shift and swim towards my balls, preparing.

A few minutes and a couple more mind-breaking orgasms for Sabe later I could feel my own release approaching. With my balls beginning to churn and my dick starting to twitch like mad I upped the pace and started hammering like mad into Sabe's defenseless pussy. Until with a final grunt I sheathed myself to the hilt one last time within her, breaking the kiss and arching my back, letting out an unholy howl as I proceeded to blast my baby butter deep into the girl's eagerly awaiting womb. Proceeding to paint her innards white and make her join me in my scream of pleasure.

A few mini thrusts later, and ensuring I'd deposited every last drop of semen within the girl's womb I started to slowly retract myself. The incessant girl below me providing no resistance to the act, her legs once more sprayed open and her tongue lolling out of her mouth as she lay there, thoroughly broken in at last.

"Oof, that was a good fuck, one cheeky maid down one innocent Queen to go." I said standing up and wiping my brow before turning towards Padme.

Said girl had collapsed to her knees by the edge of the bed, staring wide eyed at the ruination of her oldest friend. Her cheeks flushed, eyes wide and with hurried panting breaths escaping her lips.

"Oho? Someone is excited." I purred as I slowly climbed out of the bed, coming to a stop right in front of the Queen and gazing downwards at her. My words caused the girl's gaze to snap away from Sabe's ruined pussy and the white froth seeping out of it and towards me, her eyes tracing the outline of my glistening chest and abs before zeroing in on my rock hard pecker as it gave a happy twitch as if in greeting.

The girl's eyes followed its motion as if in a trance.

"Are you..are you gonna do that to me?" she questioned with a small voice, her slim finger pointing at the still out of it maid. Despite the worry in her tone her other hand continued to thrust in and out of her pussy, her juices having formed a small pool underneath her.

I shook my head even as I gently leaned downwards, my 'mojo' rhythmically pulsing, and picked up the beautiful young woman in a bridal carry.

"Eep!"

"Nope, don't worry Pads." I said, giving a wink to the blushing woman in my arms. "That was me punishing a naughty maid, for you I have something special in mind. Trust me, ok?" I said with another wink.

The girl gave me a tiny timid nod, almost like a rabbit as she replied. "Ok Ani.."

"Good girl." I purred and laid her gently down on the bed, a small distance away from Sabe and on one of the dry spots. Never let it be said I'm an inattentive lover.

Quickly climbing on the bed once more I found myself on top of Padme in short order. With the Queen staring upwards at me, a flurry of emotions singing through our bond in the Force. Said bond growing stronger and more corrupted by the second.

"What now Ani?" questioned the girl with a shy tone. The proximity and the Force allowing me to all but read her mind, and perceive her worry and excitement, would she be ravished exactly like Sabe, despite my words and promises?

"Now..this." I said and gently leaned in, capturing her lips in a chaste kiss. With a squeak of surprise, the blushing maiden quickly reciprocated, her lips mashing against my own, the girl trying to convey her love through her enthusiastic if clumsy movements.

Breaking of the kiss caused a needy whine to escape Padme's lips before she blinked and tore her gaze to the sides with a blush.

I chuckled, giving her a peck on the cheek, the act only serving in making her turn even more red.

"It's ok Pads, there is nothing to be shy about." I said as I proceeded to slowly climb downwards, peppering her collarbone with kisses before reaching her delectable chest and coming to a stop. With her eyes once again zeroed in on me I proceeded to lovingly fondle and tweak her mounds, taking my time to kiss and lick them thoroughly. Reaching for her stiff pink nubs and yet always stopping short, stopping and retracting before going for its twin and starting the process all over again.

A needy whine reached my ears. "A-ani, no fair." Pouted the girl.

Detaching my lips from the side of her breast I gave her a teasing wink before my lips approached her stiff as a rock left nipple. With the girl eying my movements with panting breath I opened my mouth and gently blow a soft breath, the act causing a shudder and a whimper to escape the girl. Oh, if only I was prepared and had ice-cubes… Still beggars can't be choosers and so, having teased the poor girl enough I lowered my mouth, my lips proceeding to form a tight seal across her nipple as I gave the source of men's hopes and dreams everywhere a good suck.

"A-ani!" squeaked Padme as her back minutely arched and her hand came to rest on top of my head, holding me close.

I continued licking and sucking for a few moments more before with a wet 'pop' my lips detached from her stiff nipple, giving it one last teasing lick, which caused the girl's breath to hitch I instead moved to its twin, repeating the process and then starting my journey downwards. Once again peppering the girl with kisses.

"S-stop it! That tickles." She said with a soft giggle as my tongue found a particularly sensitive spot next to her bellybutton. Smirking I allowed the girl to softly push me downwards until I at long last came in front of my treasure.

Meanwhile, Padme's face had turned scarlet, her eyes refusing to meet mine.

"Don't look it's dirty Ani.."

In response I simply licked my lips, "Finally! A properly hairy coochie! Ho-ho yeah! Itadakimashu!"

"Waiiiit" the girl's reply turned into a moan of pleasure as I proceeded to dive right in. Immediately and almost without her input Padme's thighs locked around my head trapping me in place even as the girl proceeded to let out a wanton moan of pleasure. Her hands gripping the sheets tightly. My own arms shooting up and holding her big breedable hips in turn.

My eyes crinkled with joy, if she was this sensitive then…trying out my hunch caused another shriek of pleasure to erupt from the girl's mouth and her head to fall backwards. Excellent, it doesn't work for every girl but when it does…the alphabet trick is almost like the naked man, two out of three times it works everytime.

Pretty soon, courtesy of my technique and my 'mojo' enhanced tongue an unholy scream escaped out of Padme's lips while her legs proceeded to turn into a vise. Locking me in place and making it impossible to breathe, what with my nose forming an air tight seal against her pubes. Still, my ally is the Force and a powerful ally she is. Still, an unexpected benefit of Padme's orgasm was that our bond grew even stronger and lewd.

Greedily slurping down her love juices I observed as her whole body spasmed and contracted without conscious thought, until a couple moments later her orgasm started to subside. The girl slowly starting to come down from her high.

"O-Oh! S-sorry Ani." She said once she regained her senses and hastily unwrapped her legs. Giving her one last teasing lick and a wink I drew back.

"No problem Pads. Now, are you ready for the main event?"

"You mean we aren't done?"

"Oh no my dear, in fact we are only getting started." I answered with a purr and stood up, grasping her leg and giving it a soft rub as I slowly aligned my member with her flower, "Rejoice beautiful for today you become mine." I said as I started sliding my erect prick in alternating motions over her labia, getting my sword well and truly slick, ready for its deep cave exploration.

Her gaze meeting mine, she gave me a determined nod even as pants of desire kept escaping her lips. "Ok Ani, I'm ready."

Raising an eyebrow, I nonetheless gave her a nod and aligned my tip with her wet entrance, and slowly started to enter her. Until I saw a small hiss of pain escape her lips.

Pausing I instead opted to soothingly rub circles on her upraised leg which was halfway wrapped around my back.

"Are you ok? We do this at your pace Pads." I said, my tones soft and comforting. The girl's response came in the form of a soft bite of her lip and her other leg shooting up and joining its twin, before both of them proceeded to drew me deeper into her and her tight welcoming folds.

A twin groan escaped both of our throats and at that moment the Force sang.

Shaking my head so as to clear it from the sounds of the jubilant field I opened my eyes and gazed deep into Padme's lovestruck own, before proceeding to gently rock my hips back and forth and lean in close to her, my lips claiming hers while we proceeded to form the beast with two backs.

The girl's hands shot up, wrapping around my body and holding me in close as we proceeded to make love to one another. That moment being just for us, not the Force, not the recently attacked Naboo, and especially not this insane galaxy filled with death worlds.

Just me and Padme, together.

But as they say nothing lasts forever, pretty soon I could feel my balls begin churning, preparing yet another shot of their special payload. Padme feeling my dick swelling within her burning folds proceeded to simply moan and clutch me tighter, refusing to let me go. In response I made a final thrust. Nine years' worth of semen making a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Padme's pussy.

The girl's whole body shook in our embrace, as she broke our kiss with a needy whimper.

"Ani…"

Instead of replying I kissed her back, continuing our rocking motions for a while longer. Until at last, with the both of us sated she undid her leg lock and I slowly retracted myself from her innards, her folds contracting madly in a desperate attempt to keep me trapped within them. But I would not be deterred and pretty soon and with a soft 'pop' my pecker was freed from its warm, moist and quite welcoming confines.

"So, what did you think of this your highness?" I asked with a cheeky grin staring down at the girl. Both our forms lightly flushed from exertion.

Padme opened her mouth to reply.

"Fuck me…"

Our heads snapped towards the sound.

Wide eyed and with her hand furiously pumping in and out of her cunt while her other groped her tit Sabe stared back at us like she was caught red handed stealing from the cookie jar.

"It would seem that a certain maid is in need of remedial lessons your Majesty."

"Meep!"

With a wicked gleam in my eyes, I gently let go of Padme and stood up before—

Oops! I'm afraid we are gonna have to cut this short. You see I've got a very important, diplomatic, meeting with a pair of certain ladies to attend to. But what about the Jedi, the Sith and Fay's fertile and sexy booty you ask? Well, that's a story for another time. Toodles!

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Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of ffn comes the end of our fellowsh-

Naaah, just kidding. This is the end of book 1 yes, but there is more, quite a bit more yet to come. To continue the Lotr analogy, we are out of the Shire now :P

Hope you enjoyed, and stay tuned for more soon-ish...