The first chapter of this story got some amazing feedback, and I have rewritten it completely with a few new twists and that one part everybody asked for. Thank you for your support! This story is just fun and hilarity. Don't expect it to be very in-character.

Holly Short is an expert in getting back up again. AU

OS. Trad. Lorsque quelque chose est brisée, on le répare. Et elle réparera ce garçon brisé- même si c'est la dernière chose qu'elle fera. Une macabre tournure de Holly en tant que narrateur des livres. AU.

Shortly after TEC, Haven City is tossed into an unprecedented web of chaos. The suspect? Fowl. The help? Also Fowl. Because there are secret keys to hidden worlds and the only chance at victory are a couple of calculated shots in the dark. Villains will cackle. Nightmares will talk. And a lot of things will go up in flames. This adventure is a game on a ticking clock...

The diary of none other than our favorite, paranoid, carrot loving centaur.

Sequal to AOH. When an interesting proposition comes up regarding a shard of Celestra-86, which has now settled at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, Artemis Fowl can't help but investigate. But when things start to get complicated, not least because of the re-emergence of a certain Opal Koboi, Artemis may just have to pull off his greatest escape yet, or die trying.

Artemis Fowl II has just been revived and is currently recovering: and although their biggest threat has been effectively terminated, that doesn't mean the Fowl's are without enemies. A ghost of little Arty's past has come back to haunt him, and they have a new player on the board. Bundle up, chaps, it's cold in Russia. [Artemis/Holly]

Post TAC. Following Artemis' recovery from Atlantis complex, Holly is abducted and held to ransom by a mysterious and utterly ruthless foe. While Artemis and the LEP work to save her, it quickly becomes clear that they have drastically underestimated their opponent. A/H. Rated "T" for violence/darker themes. More info inside. Complete but undergoing minor cosmetic surgery.

One shot, and very sad. Artemis contemplates the reasoning behind these words as he faces a personal tragedy.

AU; years after book 1. Some things go down in Haven, and Artemis is first suspect. Root sends Holly up for a little rendezvous to find out if he's behind it, but instead the sick elf finds a sick Mud Boy, and maybe realizes he's not so bad after all...

Artemis was born a girl, and her father despaired. A girl could never run the family business. At the age of four, she had already begun to prove him wrong. An AU where Artemis was always a girl and Holly was always a boy. A request by ObeliskX.

Set in and after the events of the "Last Guardian". What happens when another human finds the people, and starts to work with the LEP? What will Holly do when the said human vanishes from her life out of nowhere? And what will happen when his past friends and enemies start to catch up to him as well? Will he be able to keep the one elf he loves safe from his misdeeds?

One night, Artemis is attacked by a creature and is found unconscious the next morning. After he wakes up, he finds out that he is a vampire, and requests the People's help. It also seems that Orion isn't gone, either. In fact, Artemis also gains a third personality, apart from himself and Orion. Who is this personality, and who turned Artemis into a vampire?

After the great Techno-crash that destroyed technology, Artemis Fowl returned and found a world that had magically recovered. Coincidence? He thought not. The world obviously had some underground help. Now Holly was worried about the current conundrum. Artemis being able to remove all signs of life from himself? Scary. Butler able to do the same? Horrific? Holly? Terrifying...

Artemis was always misunderstood and when an accident forces him to rely on a family both new and old that doesn't know him as well as they think he does he has to let them closer then he's comfortable with.

His father was bedridden and suicidal after being betrayed by his business partner. 2 years had passed by and the gang had finally regrouped to perform a revenge heist. This man, Billy Bank, will pay for what he did to Fowl Senior. One last mission. One last act of crime. All for the glory of avenging his father. Watch as Artemis Fowl the 2nd and friends try to "Break the Bank."

An old fanfic written in the lead-up to The Last Guardian, and abandoned with the release of that book. Covering an alternate version of Artemis's treatment, with several more personalities rooted in his Atlantis Complex. Abandoned while unfinished, but intended to be an extended character study and coverage of things ignored in the main series, like family/friend relations.

Artemis discovers a few things that should have been obvious, and wonders why he didn't realize it sooner.

Diana O'Carroll is a girl with an genius IQ. She had crafted a fortune in under 13 years. She had it all but then it changed. At age 13 she was diagnosed with an illness that would give her less then 2 years to live. Diana is almost 15. She's running out of time...but her cure just came in the form of a small being called Holly Short...however a certain genius don't like to share.

Holly once told Artemis "In Another life." Well now our two heros get that other life. However their chance at love may not be how they had wished. Based off of the Vocaloid song "The wolf that fell in love with little red ridinghood"

takes place a month after the last gaurdian, holly is confussed about her feelings for artemis, but artemis doesnt seem to have the same problem, but are the challenges that are sure to follow, be to much for them to even start a relationship, and how will they tackle these problems. my first fanfic enjoy *spoilers* (obviously) ok summary doesn't really fit story sorry

He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.

Angel Fowl, the daughter of Artemis Fowl and Holly Short, has grown up in both Haven and the Human World. When she falls in love with a rogue pixie, Angel is unwittingly drawn into a plot to expose the Fairy world to humans, and her parents are forced to choose: Angel's memory, or their home? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

He would name every constellation in the sky if it held her attention like the stars did tonight.

set after TLG. SPOILER ALERT. what happens in that time lapse of 6 months? on either side of limbo. artemis is dealing with the changes. a few people may be OCC. COME ON IN AND READ! rated T because. DON'T JUDGE swdbrnno2