Artemis has a new project but no one but he and another know. Artemis is changing and the clock is ticking. Will anyone be able to stop him this time?

Someone is leaving confectionary treats on his desk while he uses the toilet. Notes are left in a foreign language that he cannot identify. His memories are missing. They're connected somehow, and Artemis Fowl will find out how. Post-EC, non-OD-compliant.

When Artemis Fowl died, he left with more than just his soul.

After the Great Crash, both Haven and above ground were thrown into disarray. Years later, Beckett and Myles have grown up, and with the help of their friends, their family, and of course the fairies, it may just be possible to restore both worlds. Includes OCs, a touch of love, and a whole lot of sarcasm. T for mild swearing and violence, cover art by KisaSohmaCookie.

Artemis Fowl at the beginning of his adventurers had 1, kidnapped a special Holly Short, 2, escaped a time freeze, 3, escaped with fairy gold. In a different dimension things had gone the same way for Artemis, but only one thing was different, he was a she. As of 8/8/15: I have gone back and rewritten chapters, new ones up.

For the first time since Artemis Fowl the Second was a child, his bedroom window was open. What compelled him to do this? Has some Hartemis, just because.

No, really, he was almost POSITIVE this didn't fall under his job description.

While Holly, Foaly, and Butler are untangling the final threads of Artemis Fowl's greatest—and perhaps last—plan, somebody else is developing their own scheme. For if Artemis was strong enough to stay in the physical realm when his body was gone, so was this somebody. When the clone of Artemis is occupied by a soul, it is not his own that fills it. It's Opal Koboi. She's back.

Like any other one shot compilation. Filled with randomized one shorts all so known as little chapters! This is updated randomly, also maybe monthly. MAYBE. But most of the time, in a few weeks or so. But depends. Anyhow, feel free to PM me, or leave a comment for requests! Enjoy!

The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.

Things that go bump... in the laboratory.

This story takes place after the seven book of Artemis Fowl (The Atlantis Complex.) This story has a OC in it... Artemis is just out of the elf hospital, finally home again. Then he gets a visitor that he was never expecting...

This letter is strictly confidential. It records an event that is unknown to everyone, well apart from you and me, old friend. So I request you not to let anyone get it.

Not TLG compatible. Artemis Fowl is known all over the world, and under it, for one reason or another. Now, that somebody that's been in his shadow loses everything and decides to try to make a big comeback: Through DNA experiments with fairy genes she hopes to give humans the ability to use magic. Worse yet, she's got her eyes set on Artemis as one of her test subjects!

*Spoilers* Artemis Fowl's life has started to become normal, or as close as normal it could get for him. He can almost forget about the unfortunate event of his death... almost. When he starts getting strange blackouts and other symptoms that had never happened to him before, he is forced to put his brain to the test against the worst enemy of all; the unknown.

The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.

An unsuspecting Holly Short sets out to Dublin, Ireland in order to restore her magic. Deja Vu ensues as she is once again kidnapped by the same mud boy, but what could Fowl possibly wish for now? Wealth? Magic? The answer is neither. Artemis just wants to get laid.

Domovoi's funeral as related by Holly. Oneshot, drama, rated k plus.

Holly is none too pleased when Orion thrusts upon her an ornate gift. But that's nothing compared to the disturbing places her overactive imagination takes her as a result... [Oneshot, set between TAC and TLG.]

Artemis meets an old friend from his childhood. When he finds out what she's been through, he joins her to set things right. As he helps her through, he discovers the different sides of him and his friends. P.S. - This is my first FanFiction story, so please read and review!

artemis play's a song on his piano one afternoon wile he ponders about his memories. and it brings up some old scars. post books. one-shot.

Christina Finley is seventeen when her parents die in a fire and custody over her and her 12 year sister, Amanda, is given to an uncle, Artemis Fowl the First, that she never knew she had. But this rich, new family of Christiania's is one that holds many secrets that she will figure out at any cost... Spoilers for books 1-8.

A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.

While accompanying Artemis and Butler on a business trip in London, Holly has a little trouble with a vending machine... and gets a little angry... Just fun, pure comedy, very short one-shot, angry Holly, there was a spoiler but I edited it out, you're welcome, takes place after tOD (not that it matters)

Something is bringing back people from Artemis' and Holly's past, but who? and how? Sequel to my story "The Next Adventure"