Myles was gone. (Incest)

A new friend at Holly's apartment catches Artemis's eye.

Holly and Juliet have decided to play match maker. With who exactly? Well that's the fun part. It's the last thing anyone ever expected. Set after The Last Guardian. Slash. Things maybe be implied. Co-written with FlightAttendantCrazyLady.

"I got bitten by a swear toad once. We were sweeping a tunnel for a rogue troll and the little guy just popped out of a hole. [It was a small chunk,] but the venom caused a lot of swelling. I just hope Artemis Fowl doesn't find out about it." –Holly Short, The Artemis Fowl Files, when asked what was her most embarrassing moment. Oneshot based on what I believe happened.

A series of drabbles covering anything I happen to dream up. This includes but is not limited to movie dates, bathroom maulings, irresistible cologne, an unholy amount of blenders, etc. Mostly humorous and a tendency for AxH. Chapter Nine: Chess isn't all that exciting. Unless you're Artemis.

post TLG, oneshot, Artemis meets up with Holly at the place where it all began to talk about another time, story is better then summary, fluffish

In which Holly is a contortionist in a black and white circus, and Artemis Fowl is at risk of losing his mind. "Who are you, really," he asks in a voice crisper than gold and smoother than silk. "Slow down, bourgeois boy. You'll find out soon enough." Night Circus AU.

It isn't easy having a head full of opposing opinions. (all alters except for Orion belong to me from my story, The Long Way Home.) Just for laughs, whether you're laughing at me or with me . Drabbles and stuff. Yes it's crap.

Artemis and Holly Fowl were sure that their lives was perfect; they had a son and a loving family. Then, Artemis and Butler are whisked off into the future to fight for the human race against the People at their deadliest state. Artemis has a plan that could save them all, but its consequences to his family could be devastating to Holly. I don't own Artemis Fowl or Disasteress Rage

Basically this will be a collection of what the title says. Oneshots and songfics. Unless of course I decide that the fic deserves to be separate.

what would happen if Artemis Fowl met someone as smart as he was but not a criminal? I'll give you a hint, it involves an enemy that we all thought was dead. Post TLG. This is my first fanfic please R&R!

Can Artemis Fowl fix this broken, sad, emo girl? Can he? Find out.

Artemis Fowl has been cloned and has regained memory, but he has also developed an affection to Ms. Holly Short. To make things bad, Opal has escaped with one of the most feared criminals in Haven. In order to face the evil, Artemis must face death, love, strength building, and a life changing transformation.

Alexia Fowlest moves to Ireland. What she didn't know was that she would see her favorite book character. Artemis Fowl/OC.

When a freak tornado comes stealing almost everything from Coco she meets Arty. Will he help her? And maybe a little more... Arty/OC

He stood, looking down at her, disgust twisting his young features. So often he spoke gently, pretending to be her little boy, protected her against the things that kept him awake at night. Now it seemed he was unable to hide his contempt..or no longer wanted to. Takes place before the first book, describes some of the events that took place before the Fowl Siege.

OC/Artemis (My OC is named Opal) Fifteen year old Opal Reyes moves to Ireland with her brother and mother when her parents get divorced. Opal is very happy but gets sad. Artemis falls in love with her and can't take looking at her sad face. So he tries to cheer her up. Will it work?

What if the early events of Artemis and the fairy world went differently? What if it wasn't Holly that had been kidnapped and what if Artemis couldn't find his dad? A cold hearted Artemis Fowl, without his spark of decency, is a dangerous invididual, but so is a fairy with an intense hatred of humans.

After the destruction of the last safe haven for her kind, Carmen commondeers a ship and takes her crew to Earth to hide from the Decepter Droids. When she arrives, she is quickly found by one Artemis Fowl. The Lower Elements also meet her and her crew with the aid of Artemis, and a cross species war is to begin...

The title says it all. Oneshot.

Fourteen year old Beckett who's lived in an American boarding school for several years tries to get over his bitterness about the geniuses in his family that aren't himself. He gets weird voicemails with chaos and sometimes Artemis muttering about another self, he can't reach any of his family except for Myles ( his most be-hated twin) so they must work together to save everyone.

"Today, Juliet offered me a very odd item and attempted to trick me into ingesting it. I am sorry to say that I was almost taken by her painfully simple ruse." A quick peek into the past of our favorite young genius should allow us to tackle the root of this problem, which seems to be a traumatizing childhood event.

Artemis Fowl and his family, the Butlers, and the fairies . . . going camping! What is this? Awful summary but please R&R. NOT A ROMANCE. Read. WOO-HOO!

A short piece that takes place directly after the events of Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection. Holly takes a vacation and finds herself in love with a co-worker. In the mean time, Artemis learns to be gracious a little too late.

"(...) In my chosen profession, loud bursts of wind can be a bit of a setback. I was almost through the Louvre once when a particularly violent blast set off the motion sensors. They were laughing about that one for years [in the Atlantis prison]." –Mulch Diggums, The Artemis fowl Files, when asked what his most embarrassing moment was. Oneshot based on what I believe happened.