Artemis Fowl's new adventure is a race against time and a battle through space. Artemis gets stuck in an alter-universe where anything can happen, even friendship between Mud Men and the People. Will he stay there for good and leave his friends and family behind? It's his choice.

The Artemis Fowl archive is dying. Badfic authors, with a heinous disregard for canon, are polluting it with cliches and Mary Sues. So a school was set up, to educate these writers in the art of literature. Applications currently closed. ON HIATUS sorry. Expect updates when you don't.

'My hairs bright red and I've got a temper to match'/You only get invited if they think you'd be a good match for the Prince, or married to a possibly suitable match/Artemis laughs. "I like you, Polly. You're very independent. You can be my wife." AU, non-elf Holly.

One-shot. Comes after TLG so spoilers (obviously) Contains some nice, happy ending, fluffiness. :) Just something that has been in my head for forever! Should be noted that this is my first fanfic.

When Holly finds Artemis spiralling into depression she tries to fix his broken mind. But when old enemies start to return and the dead begin to walk it looks like the worst is yet to come! So they call in old allies in the hope of stopping the upcoming threat. But this time the villains are not who they seem and everything good has fought to build is crumbling down.

Third & final story in the Next Gen series. Belinda was abandoned by her parents, how can she ever forgive them, or talk to them for that matter? Hayden is growing tired of keeping secrets, how can he confess his feelings and make everything right? Grayson is running out of time, but how is everyone going to take knowing the truth? And what happens when all of this comes together?

Holly discovers that Artemis, Butler, and Mulch actually have something in common –– but she wishes she hadn't. So in other words, another one of my weirdly strudel-centric crackfics. You've been warned...

Very short one shot. Holly comes to Fowl Manor one day, in a rage, ready to strangle Butler. What happened? When they find out why, the situation becomes very awkward for everyone...Rated M, but no actual lemons, so don't worry.

Short (crack!) one-shot about Artemis having to deal with puberty.

"It is God who suffered them, though He restrained them. They landed with horror, with lofty deed,in their cloud of mighty combat of spectres,upon a mountain of Conmaicne of Connacht. Without distinction to discerning Ireland, without ships, a ruthless course the truth was not known beneath the sky of stars, whether they were of heaven or of earth." The true story of Taillte.

Artemis Fowl II, âgé maintenant de 19 ans, est devenu le procureur le plus réputé d'Irlande - plutôt ironique pour un criminel. Mais sa vie parfaite et sa carrière vont être remises en question par un certain Samuel Gold, l'accusant du meurtre de son père...

I decide to shout some Gnommish out my window and got a little surprise in return.

An epilogue for the first volume of Artemis Fowl. Takes place after the second book, and involves Root's reaction to the "unavoidable extrapolation" that J. Argon put in his report.

When Artemis and Holly start dating, they realize that Artemis must become an elf in order to continue their relationship. Chapter 6 has been recently updated, reread it if you haven't already. (January 16, 2013). Has been renamed, was Artemis Fowl Fanfiction, now there's a current, much better title.

Leroy is Artemis Fowl's son. He's being chased by Number 6 an annoying demon who is Number 1's son. Pairings: Artemis Fowl/Holly Short, Juliet Butler/OC

Have you ever wondered what sparked Artemis' hate of lollipops? Look no further! This is my first fanfic, so it might be horrible... Please R&R.

Artemis is the biggest and baddest gangsta in Ireland! He sets out to kidnap Holly Short, the baddest chick in the LEP, but will he succeed? "Ain't no human gonna kidnap me, yo!" says Holly. "Hmmhmm!" Enjoy reading about Artemis in his low slung pants and Foaly in his backwards foil ball cap!

Artemis does something stupid and finds something about Holly that he never would have imagined. He never noticed any signs and she never told him before! What does it have to do with Lili Frond? Short one shot, Holly is OC.

Artemis Fowl's childhood is self explanatory. But what About Holly Short? Trouble Kelp or Ash Vein? Innocence will be stolen, minds will be corrupted, and friendships were be torn apart at the seams. Can they still get the happy ending they've always desired? May be rated M in the future because of mature content.

Artemis Fowl, brilliant mastermind, kidnaps Holly Short, a dumb elf in the LEP. When he kidnaps the elf, he ends up getting more than he bargained for... Then, Opal actually manages to take over the World, but was it worth it? Later, Butler gets killed and Artemis's invention is stolen. Will Butler be brought back to life? Rated M for adult themes. More adventures coming!

Post TTP: Artemis suddenly develops a rare fairy mental disorder. As his friends race to cure him, Artemis is lost in the fog of his own mind unable to plot. What will happen when he wakes from the fog to find himself lost... Note: This was started before the AC was released but after a brief plot description was released...

Artemis Fowl is infected with a strange disease that makes him afraid of his friends. Not to mention the fact that he can shapeshift. So, how can they cure him? Why is he in the Amazon? And is Opal Koboi behind all this? ON HIATUS.

The Title says it all! Short One shot based on a scene from Borat. Artemis gets very mad at Butler when he sees him doing something inappropriate to a picture of Holly.

Takes place after TAC. Holly hasn't seen Arty for 10 weeks because of his treatment. Short and fluffy, the first fanfic I publish here. H/A

This takes place after the fifth book. Please R&R. Enjoy! ArtemisXMinerva Chapter 5 is up.