The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Artemis F., Minerva P.