This is really just a story that came to me all of a sudden.You don't need to R&R,because of that fact.In this story Artemis becomes very OOC and starts to do/say some very silly things.Rated T just to be sure.

Aremis has failed Holly and the People. How will she react, and what will he do? May become a multiple chapter affair, but for now just a one-shot. On Hiatus until I finish my other multi-chapter fic (February 22, 2013).

Nine months after the events in the last guardian, Artemis ponders his actions of forcing his soul into this clone body. Also on AO3.

When you make a decision you cant help but wonder if it was right or wrong, after her actions in the last guardian, Holly finds herself wondering the same thing. (first fic ever) Also on AO3.

Root has had a long day and when he returns to his beloved chair for some needed wind down time, he finds a less than pleasant creature has already taken it hostage with peanutbutter. THE ADVENTURES OF EMER IN BOOKLAND PART 1.

The fields surrounding the house were turning a beautiful golden shade, reminiscent of an expensive gown of bronze and aureate, rippling and stretching along the canvas of the land in a sparkling wave. The Irish boy himself was a mere addition to the photographic perfection. But his thoughts weren't on the scenery, and much less his own vanity. Because, who was he, really?

Athena, Foaly and Cabelline's adopted daughter, goes to Aunt Holly's work one day to find something shocking. Starring Athena and Capall, two OC's.

He always did love her voice. He had, at one point, accidentally heard her sing. It was the only time he heard it. And yet, he always brought it up, somehow. Never jesting, just pointing to the fact that it went so unappreciated by all except him. And then he would ask her to someday sing for him, at a moment of peace that he could really listen. Now, she owed it to him.

Post Time Paradox. Artemis and Holly can't sleep...A/H. Warning: Mature content. Some funny spots, though.

Myles finds out that he has a long lost older brother and he finally gets to meet him! Set after the end of The Lost Colony.

A collection of Artemis/Holly drabbles. Will only be updated if I have INSPIRATION.

Alternate Universe. Ever wonder what the life of a psychopath is like? This is beyond Death Note or Hannibal Lecter. When a boy genius loses his mind, no one is safe. Features swearing, sexual themes, and extreme violence. DISCONTINUED, TO BE REDONE.

Donovan Butler, Juliet's son, is madly in love with Artemis Fowl the third. She is everything to him, his past, his present and hopefully his future. But what if something got in the way of them? What if someone tried to betroth her to another? Will Holly coming back to her daughter affect Artemis III's new life? Please read and review! I'm no good at descriptions!

Foaly's Bio-Mechanical Bugs have gone haywire. Their bite is poisonous to any being that walks on (or under) the surface of the Earth. What will become of the world with these little Bugs loose?

From the minds of the Take-2-Pay-4-1 creators comes a brand new series, featuring the characters of the Artemis Fowl universe. E1: When Holly Short, investigator for the Agency is set on a mission to find Artemis Fowl the Second, unproven criminal mastermind, one would naturally suspect the genius being off on another scheme, but this time, the tables have turned. Fowl is in danger

It's been years since Artemis Fowl, and now it's the new generation who take over the 'spotlight.' Daughter of Opal Koboi, Adriana Koboi is kidnapped and Opal almost declares war. Instead, she hatches a plan to bring down the whole of Haven.. (Again, another story I deleted a while ago, but I have decided to continue with).

In the end, he was just the wind surrounding her, reminding her with his unforgettable presence that just a spark of decency was all that was needed to create a beautiful person. She closed her eyes briefly and let him surround her like he always did. "I love you, stupid Mud Boy. Gods help me, I do." One-shot - Blatant A/H - set about 200 years after the books - Holly-centric

Poems. Drabbles. And lots of them. If I can't think of anything to write, I will come here and puke something out. Not sure how many there are going to be, hence the title. Will be updated in spastic blurbs. T because I don't trust myself to hold to a K . And, as always, A/H.

What title says, hilarious, secrets will be revealed and it will have you rolling on the floor in stitches rated t cause I'm crazy! Holly x Artemis

There was no denying the feeling she got when she walked into Fowl Manor and found it empty. Unwittingly she drew her neutrino, her ears prickling with anxiety. And then she saw them and she wasn't sure if her initial response should be to stare, flee, or scream. One-shot - A/H if you squint REALLY HARD - Warning: Features insane Artemis, Post-TLG

The Fowl family has enemies. It had never bothered Artemis before, but when one of them kidnaps Holly he has to once again save one of the people that matters most to him before it is too late.

Set after TLG. Artemis comes down with a mysterious sickness that no one, not even the faries know about. It is killing him slowly, but surely.

The Atlantis Complex as it could have been. Artemis conceals his insanity, Vinyáya lives, and wit kills 273 per year.

Set after TLG/ WARNING: HAS SOME SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Details Artemis's thoughts during the time that he is separate from his body and the only things that kept him anchored to the earth. Hartemis. Read and Review.

Holly is feeling under the weather, and for once Artemis is a bit unsure of what to do. As it turns out, the boy genius isn't very good at interacting with hysterical elves. He finds out that fairy PMS can be pretty dangerous. The hard way.