Artemis Fowl is back and this time, he's got more than a megalomaniac pixie to handle. He's got natural disaster to avoid. Can Artemis Fowl, the only human to befriend the fairies, the one who defeated Opal Koboi and even managed to come back from the dead; can the juvenile genius defeat the inevitable?

Holly has just returned from a discussion with Artemis when she mysteriously disappears five miles from Haven. Artemis has been ordered by Commander Trouble Kelp to stay out of it. But the teenage mastermind has other plans. It's up to Artemis and his faithful bodyguard to save the elf from the mysterious villains clutches.

Artemis Fowl has always been immersed in his own little world; world where science, mathematics and basically every little shred of knowledge swirled around him, keeping him from other affairs of life; such as love. But maybe it is time to get out of that little world and explore a new one, maybe with a person he can relate to... will he ever fall in love?

After TAC before TLG. Artemis has just finished his treatment and goes on a mission where he is badly wounded. He is taken back to the Argon Clinic where he needs a blood transfusion or he'll bleed to death. Holly gives him some of her fairy blood which ends up causeing side effects, making Artemis something other than human.

Drabble, hinted ArtemisxHolly. After Artemis was revived, Holly thinks back to how much he has changed over the years. If Artemis wasn't such an annoying Mud Boy, perhaps she would consider dating him. Just maybe.

My first songfic. This is a prelude to my first Fanfiction, explaining how Artemis and Holly get together. Update: I had to take the lyrics out, so if you want to listen to the song that goes with it, search "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Artemis Fowl made a lot of enemies in his life. What would it be like if they gathered in one place? Just a goofy oneshot, but it's sort of fun. Please give it a try?

THIS IS NOT A FAN FIC THIS IS SO I CAN GET A BETA READER TO HELP WITH ONES I WILL POST.

Of course, he never cared, but it all changed when it came for him.

Ghosts usually have unfinished business right? There's something they need. But what? You have to figure that out for yourself. Well, Artemis Fowl is trying to do just that after an unsettling encounter with the ghost of Holly and Trouble's daughter Annie

Young Artemis' house is too big, and filled with too many people he doesn't know. Daddy is too serious, and Mummy is always too many rooms away to get a hug. The stairs are too much effort, and hide-and-seek is too dangerous. Is everybody's house like this? Artemis contemplating his life, and basically grasping the class system. Kinda fluffy... more bitter-sweet... as usual from me

It's the morning after they get out of limbo. Artemis and Holly have three years to catch up on. Immediately after TLC

Sometimes when you can't remember, it's best to retrace your steps. "Even though my life would have been so much simpler without you, I can't even imagine what would have happened if you hadn't come back. You already know I can't do without you." A/H Fluff

A strange turn of events changes Holly... and shows her that humanity might still have a heart. A healthy dose of love, adventure, friendship and luck o' the Irish.

Post OD. Artemis Fowl has been transferred to a local co-educational day school to be closer to his family just as hormones strike. Socialising with his more active male counterparts is hard, but so is controlling puberty-especially around a certain girl.

Hello...um...I really have nothing to say. My best friend wrote this. I changed nothing. I just typed what was on the paper. I swear. To God. Swear. Rated M...

Artemis and Orion are playing a game called 'Alias'. It's a pretty old fic, but I didn't want to change the text, because it's so nostalgic ; Comments please ;)

Ihan lyhyt ficci Artemiksesta ja Orionista pelaamassa Aliasta... Hyvin vanha, mutta en ole alkuperäistä tekstiä sen nostalgisuuden vuoksi muuttaa ; Kommentteja, kiitos ;)

The Last Option is dangerous. It can kill. It is almost impossible to find. And only Artemis can find her. Light Holly/Artemis

Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.

Artemis Fowl signs on to be a consultant to the LEP. Little does he know that his newest job will put him in the most danger he has ever been, as he is put face to face with a revolutionary terrorist organization.

Artemis wakes up late one day and finds that his family is mysteriously avoiding him. They are putting up decorations, baking things, not telling him what day it is, and hiding boxes in the garden! Artemis goes to find out what is happening but no one will tell him. SPOILERS FOR TLG! DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ TLG! This is mainly a cute story for kids. :)

A collection of stories that are all quite different from each other.Some are heart touching whilst others are knee-slappers.One thing's for sure,though,you won't regret reading them.Please note that some of the stories might contain some TLG spoilers.

Thirty-something!Artemis and his wife come home to Ireland for Angline's Christmas party, as they do every year. And, as he does every year, Artemis drinks a little too much and indulges in a little self-loathing. An unexpected guest arrives in the midst of this and the night breaks with tradition, with long-lasting consequences.

What is this? A merge between Artemis and Orion! What happens when mortal enemies become one, will Artemis be back? What is Holly and Butler to do? And there's more, the Fowl family are celebrities in Haven, and there are rumors of ... Holly dating Artemis? When the outer threats are gone, the inner wrinkles have to be smoothed out, 'as smooth as a dwarf's bottom', or so they say.