Isn't it annoying when your delicious, sugary, chocolaty breakfast is interrupted by little Spanish men playing lutes?

Commander Root is a stern man, one would not expect him to have many friends. But in this beautiful story we see the softer, kinder and more loving side the Commander and we experience a truly heartwarming friendship between a Commander and a Fatty.

Perhaps the title of this confusing and complex tale is confusing you. Allow me to explain. This is a story about cheese, cheese which is evil. I hope that has made it clearer, enjoy!

In this action packed and fast paced tale, Root and Foaly compete to be the most fashionable of all the magical creatures. It truly is a clash of the titans. Who will win? You decide! Well not really, we decide!

Artemis and Butler have gone to Japan for an item. But the village leader won't give it to them. As they try to convice her they meet new friends and an old enemy. Now with the help of Holly and their new friends they must save the world. By Haruka

Missing Moment da fic Ser Normal para ser diferente. Gostei dela... NC17!

Oneshot. Root gets locked in a closet.

The lovesick meet at night, because it's wrong and they know exactly what they want. ArtemisMinerva

One night, Holly is visiting and Butler hears sobbing from Artemis's room. Whose tears are being shed? What does it bode? The start of something very big, all right...

How far would you go to save the one you love most? Would you lay down your life? Or maybe your freedom? In any case, some people are just not worth letting go. [AH]

¡Mi primer fanfiction en castellano! Escrito después de leer Artemis Fowl: la cuenta atrás. Artemis lleva una vida más o menos tranquila, hasta que un enemigo con su misma inteligencia entra en escena y las cosas se complican... hasta para él.

Ivy Short, the youngest paramedic warlock in the business, is about to start a dangerous shift. Ivy is on duty during the B'waKell attack and is going to need all her street smarts and every shot of magic to survive. Based on The Arctic Incident. Complete

This is the short that I wrote for Fowlspy. I would like to know what you think so I can become better at writing future fanfics. REVIEW!

Title self explanitory. Funny, I hope. Rated T for a few reasons. Err, you might not want to read if you adore Minerva...

Artemis has experienced the horror and fear that can be induced by birds many times before in his life, but can anything ever really prepare you for the sight of three birds doing the conga in your back garden?

All of us must eventually face the inevitability of death, but is Butler really ready to face the final curtain?

Artemis is dwelling painfully on a difficult question, the answer to which could change his whole life. Who will he turn to for help at such a troubling time?

Butler in one of the nights when Artemis is in Hybras, fighting demons. What else to say? PLEASE, review!

This chapy is seperate from the actual Fic because it'd call for a change of rating if I put it in The fic. Wow. That sentance was redundant. Anyway, Don't read this unless you've read up to chapter 14 in Chaos in Haven.WARNING:VERY VIOLENT. CONTAINS GOR

Artemis Fowl II is invited by Minerva to her allgirls' college to hold a seminar. But is it time for Artemis to learn something called 'falling in love? ArtemisxMinerva, Post TLC, Prequel to A June Wedding

Was Holly's kiddnapping really the first time that Holly and Artemis met? Featuring fiveyearold Arty!

Sorry my story will be very bad, its my first so all flamers welcome... in future i will improve them!

A collection of shippy oneshots. Chapter 8: Holly turns up to Artemis's Manor, asking him to drink with her.

A typical day in Kindergarten for Artemis Fowl II.

Artemis Fowl isn't one to seek out friends but if taking on one charity student will get everyone off his case he might just make an exception. But this boy isn't what he seems.