Okay, I have had no inspiration for this story, so I'm giving up! Sorry.

eh, kinda cont'd from e lost colony... read it. i dunno why i din publish it earlier. it's nice...

Holly's niece is coming to live in the Fowl mansion. Will she and Artemis get along, or will she make his life to a living hell' Rated T for safety and maybe future chapters. R&R please!

Artemis and Holly have had their problems in the past but they believe a romantic holiday will help them recapture the magic of their marriage. Of course they forgot to factor in the Disco Dancing Monks, will the happy couple survive unscathed?

Do you really need a summary? The title is pretty selfexplanatory. Gibbons and Vanilla icecream it makes perfect sense!

It's so annoying when your strict fairy wife refuses to let you get a piercing, but this time has Holly imposed too many rules upon Artemis, he can only be pushed so far and he's on the brink of rebelling, does this spell disaster?

After his traumatic incident in Escalator Land and his rocky relationship with Root, noone thought Mulch would ever find love again, could this be the true love he's always been wishing for?

Everyone has a secret, a part of their past that they're not too proud of. For Julius Root, that choice earned him the title of the youngest ever LEP commander but lost him his dearest friend. And now, many years later, he seeks repent. No, I don't own it

He is leaving, perhaps forever. Nobody understands, and that is fine. But he has just one regret, that he must address, one last time. Disclaimer: I don't own it.

To Lili Frond, they were all hypocrites.

The day when Artemis loses his father. My first fanfic.

Artemis and Holly take their children out for an exciting day at the fair, but things soon turn terrifying and Artemis and Holly are trapped in a deadly situation. Who will Artemis call for in his hour of desperate need?

Artemis and Holly discover a new game. But as always with this couple it is destined to end in pain, loss, heartache and deep regrets, will Artemis ever recover?

Artemis learns the joys of fungi whilst poor Holly is left alone once again, second best to whatever phenomenon Artemis is discovering that day.

The terrible story of Butler's best friend and beautiful plastic pony Twinkletoes has been dramatic, terrifying and deeply upsetting so far, will they ever be reunited in their amazing bond of friendship?

Fairies always tried to stay hidden from human eyes. But what happens when an FBI agent discovers Grub Kelp? AU the Opal Deception never happaned and so did the mindwipes on TEC

Song fic with A Little Fall of Rain from Les Miserables. It has all culminated in a final battle between the People and the Mudmen, and it has come to this... Character death, HollyTrouble, and AU

I bet you thought you'd heard the last from Chix, that you could finally move on from the grief of his terrible death. But unfortunately just when the pain was beginning to ease it intensifies further as another innocent victim is taken by the deadly mole

This is a fic of love, betrayal, grief, new beginnings and disturbing discoveries. Can Artemis's fragile mother cope with the stress of a broken heart? Can Artemis's Senior find happiness once again?

Holly and Artemis have had their troubles recently as we all know too well, but in this story we see their relationship restored to its blissful happiness once again.

You thought it was just another night for Butler, you thought he was safe, you thought you could sleep soundly in your bed without being in fear for the safety of your blue plastic ponies...think again....

Sequel to 'The First Female LEP Commander' sort of, it has my OC from that story. Artemis has a typical fifteenth birthday...or does he? Please read and review!

AU! The pain of the flesh is nothing compared to the pain of the soul. Artemis lays in his bloodstained bed, thinking of the events of the past hours. ArtyxButler. Noncon, masochism, extreme angst.

This is the story of the hamburg incident, AU. When a fugitive escapes in the chutes outside Hamburg Holly and Trouble are put incharge of bringing her in.

[Love] is not the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. A daisy chain of drabbles and oneshots, entitled with the adverbs describing what sort of love they are dealing with. Inspired by Adverbs by Daniel Handler.