Contains Arty and his 'Possy', bunny suits and a trip to the Dean's office. Come look. I DARE you. Slash. OOC, some Ped stuff and OC's. R&R IF you like. If you don't. Go away.

Artemis can't sleep one night and decides to watch some television to clear his head. After an episode of ScoobyDoo he has a very interesting dream...

He never even got to tell her his true feelings before she died.... AH, R&R, my first story.

Okay, this is really weird, my first fanfiction on this site. Total NONSENSE! READ&REVIEW! I've gotten two chapters on already, and unless I have another sudden stroke of demented genius, I probably won't write a third.

She was a pianist, with talent never to be discovered. He was a billionaire, with an eye for art. Two conflicting pasts. One passion. OneShot.

Juliet quit the wrestling tour and became a singer. Now she only has one goal. To meet her her idol and the love of her life. But who is he? And is fame harder than she thought? rr!

Artemis Fowl has no time for children but he soon learns how little he knows about them when his kids go on the wildest ride of a lifetime after a fairy is determined for the two Fowl geniuses to help her.

My first humour fic! Sorry, I had to give this ago...Ingredients: 1 anti social genius, 1 school play, 1 lovesick teen, several authorial interventions, 0 plot. So far. But you never know.

Sometimes. A phone call is all it takes to save someone from ending it all. AH R&R! Rated for self abuse and dark thoughts.

just read it okay? i dont have time for you...

Artemis's parents have a baby. Now he has to deal with not being the only child. I can't think of a decent way to summarize this. Oh well, R&R anyway.

essai de crossover entre Artémis Fowl et Harry Potter

after artemis's memories were gone, holly could hardly bear to leave him. artemisxholly

Set 8 to 9 years after OD, Artemis is back into his crime sprees of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. But now a world famous thief has challenged him to a game of talent and brains... and for once, it may seem Artemis is going to be beaten.

Named because my best friend wouldn't stop saying it. The title has no meaning. This is a HollyFoaly. If you don't like it, don't read it. It is meant to inspire others please?. Grub finds something out, and gets help. Read and review! FINI!

An indepth look at an emotional scene in young Artemis Fowls life. What was he thinking when butler got shot? The only way to find out.... is to read it! Oneshot songfic

Foaly needs coffee. So who does he ask? Our favorite intern, Chay Whitfield! Yea, Intern!

Well i just got this idea and wanted to try it out. Artemis traces his family tree and also Herge. Was Herge all he seems?

Artemis is leaving to Vience...for good. Will Juliet be able to get to him in time to confess her love? Or will she be too late? Songfic, AJ, song written by yours truly!

Semine's first blow to Kali in our contest of DOOM! Yay! It's a Chali Donofield! You ought to read The Nickel first, or you won't get it. A lady in Records falls for Chay. Take that!

One summer night that can change the future of so many people, just because two souls are in love...

Artemis is back and is changing left and right, for the better sadly. He works with Holly and Mulch's P.I. and is getting in over his head when danger comes to a friend...Last Chapter Up

[Previously The Revenge of the PI] Sequel to The Opal Deception. All Artemis and Co.'s enemies are being gathered together by a mysterious new foe...

Holly Short has enough to worry about, what with work, Internal Affairs, and a second Koboi attack on Haven. A little sister just complicates things further...

Artemis has to go to therapy. Dr. Friedland tells the group to write their autobiography as a diagnostic tool for herself. Madness ensues, as Artemis always finds a way to make things interesting... RR