To clear it off, I have absolutely nothing against men or blue eyed blonds, and I definitely don't discriminate regarding having magic or lack thereof. But I do have a problem being all three in the Harry Potter World. Why, oh why did I have to be reincarnated, of all people, as Dudley Dursley? FemSI. Rating may go up.

When Draco tries to wrap Hermione's birthday present, hilarious trouble ensues!

Bellatrix tries her hand at cooking a romantic meal for Lord Voldemort.

A crossover of two of my stories: Tonks is asked to attend a Death Eater meeting, with disastrous consequences./ Different telling of Deathly Hallows./ Non-Canon pairings, non-canon deaths. Rated M, warnings inside. Rewrite/merge of Raising The Rainbow and Ready Made Spy. Good guy Snape.

James Potter is an idiot, but not to worry, he has Sirius Black to knock some sense into his head.

A closer look at the world of the characters of the wizarding world and beyond. (Rated T just to be safe) (Also on Ao3)

The ghost of Astoria Greengrass is living peacefully in the Malfoy Manor for two years after her death. But when she found out that her husband is engaged with the Golden Girl and her son is really fond of her, things got messy. (Strictly Dramione FB Group Halloween Prompt entry) ONE-SHOT, EWE - AU - OOC.

Everyone agreed he needed to do something about his little crush, but no one was sure what, until Rita Skeeter stepped in.

Lily assists Slughorn in convincing a few of his associates to help clear some red tape for his new research trials. (WARNING PWP LEMON)

Few things could hurt more than her cruel betrayal.

'"I'm sure it's amusing to be referred to as a 'wanted mass murderer'," she said, biting back a grin. "When was the last time you ate? Or bathed? I'll get some dinner ready. You can shower here," she said, pointing in the direction of a bathroom. "I don't think this is the best time to try and see me naked," he said with a smirk.' Sirius Black x OC. Complete!

Harry est abandonné et rejeté par sa famille alors que tous croient que c'est son jumeau Derrick qui est l'élu. Sa tante l'abandonne à son tour, à peine arrivé, à l'orphelinat du coin là où Louve Silver le trouvera et l'adoptera avec son vieil ami Sirius Black. Il découvrira ce que c'est réellement une famille aimante et que le destin n'est jamais totalement écrit.

¿Qué pasa cuando el amor de tu vida simplemente se va para siempre, cuando sencillamente decide irse de tu lado? Pero, ¿realmente las cosas pasaron así? ¿Qué hay detrás de la historia contada? ¿Cuál es la verdad?

When Harry Potter wanted to get away from his chaotic life an encounter with a young redhead girl brought in more chaos. AU. Movie fic.

1995-2001: The Gryffindor dorm is rarely peaceful, and never silent.

After being found in the Forest of Dean, Hermione Granger has been captured and taken prisoner by Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix originally wanted information for the darklord but after a few days. She found something more important than that with Hermione.

people are getting there life on track but Harry, His marriage is a mess. The papers follow his every move he can't afford to have a break down. Harry has moved out of the house he shares with Ginny into a house in a small town hoping to quietly get his life back in order but someone from Hogwarts appears harry can't resist seeing what they been up to.

[HG/SS]: Bellatrix Lestrange has the ultimate punishment for Mudblood Hermione Granger that will teach her once and for all exactly what she is. Unfortunately, Bella learns that miscalculation is the mother of revenge-or destruction. [M] for safety. Not-Canon. AU. Halloween Story. (COMPLETE)

For once, Ron's not going to be selfish when it comes to Hermione.

He was forced to marry her to keep her safe. Follow these two through 6th year and a 'marriage' that neither of them want. *Set in 6th year*. Rating has been changed from T to M.

A collection of Drabbles ranging from fond Laughter to Magical Delights. Dramione; Romance; Angst; Hurt/Comfort

au, voldermort has won. harry escape barely with his life and the death of his family on his shoulders. with a price to his name he hid away. a few years later, Draco walks in on something serious./ drarry/ au/

Collection of stories for the Hermione Granger Birthday event Granger Danger. Stars the pairing Blaise/Hermione.

Newt Scamander gets an unexpected Christmas gift. For HSWW: Challenges and Assignments. Psychology, Marriage. Warnings: Substance Abuse and Addiction Thanks for reading. Any reviews or critiques would make my day.

Severus takes Hermione to meet his friends, but is only faced with judgement.