Fred and George nicked the Sorting Hat and cast a spell on it so that it would sort based on best possible shag. Harry is staggered when the hat places him in the same group as Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini. Written for HP Kink Fest 2017. COMPLETE.

The former Headmistress of Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall has a new story to tell. The year is 2001. Minerva is excited about retirement however, our dearest teacher has a set of memoirs to publish, and no, Rita Skeeter is not getting the exclusive, Luna Lovegood is. Take III. "Savior and Healer." Rated M. By, Madie080802 and Noppoh a.k.a. WineChocolate.

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What happens when James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna accidentally break a Time Turner that drags them to Grimmauld Place in Harry's 6th Year? What will they reveal about the future, and how will everyone react?

(Formerly titled It Just Keeps Getting Better) When things go awry at the Dursley's, Snape gets himself into some trouble. Little does he know how many secrets exist in the Wizarding World.

Charlie breaks up with Tonks, or the other way around? Molly POV.

The twins latest prank on Snape, made end up giving Snape a chance at a happy and loving childhood. On hold

A series of short vignettes about the life of ComposerBirds. In the "Goblet's Revenge" Universe, such as it is.

Hermione Granger was a nice girl.

A one shot of when James and Lily got togeather

Twelve years after the First Wizarding War, Diane Walker, James Potter's first cousin and also a member of the Order, continues her life. Little does she know that Sirius's escape from Azkaban will start an avalanche that will connect her back to her beloved school, where she will meet Harry.

Victoire takes Teddy to a special place. Written for ragsweas' three prompts challenge.

Lily Evans was just a girl from a small town in a part of England no one knew until the day an odd woman came to her house with a letter. Her life changed and she wasn't that boring girl her people at home knew her as. Now she's casting spells and having the time of her life.

Lucius never faced a fight quite like this.

The War is lost. Hermione Granger is bitten by Greyback, and her time turner goes awry. When she wakes up with no memories of her past, in front of a pale eyed blonde boy who calls himself a werewolf - and her with it -, she is given the chance at a new life - however dark that life might be. But the Darkness inside Hogwarts in the Marauders' Era is not what it first seems to be...

Minerva gets a taste of the Third generation of Potters. Or at least James.

Being 16 is hard enough without your mother meddling in your romantic life, especially if that mother is hellbent on you marrying Draco Malfoy. As if school wasn't enough, Pansy Parkinson must now face an overwhelming sense of darkness within her. Her suffering is inexplicable, and everyone around her is at a loss when it comes to lessening her agony. Though, shagging does help.

Regulus never gets to play the hero, it is a silently agreed upon decision. Sirius is the hero and Regulus is whatever his brother needs him to be. And right now he needs him to be the villain.

SPOILERS DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN FANTASTIC BEASTS! Basically, I am rewriting fantastic beasts (with a few changes) with an OC, who travels with Newt. It's just something I thought of. Hope you like it!

No one had ever really cared about the quiet girl Isadora Potter. But sometimes it's your family that hurts you the most. :: four drabbles about the story of Isadora Potter :: Partially a Wrong-Child-Who-Lived fic, but this fic is NOT centered on Wrong-Child-Who-Lived. :: T for implied self-harm and stated suicide. :: AU

This is a series of one-shots of Fred and George's most successful pranks and how they pulled them off. I will be updating as regularly as possible, but I can't promise I will update on a certain day so please follow the story so you don't miss a chapter. World and ideas belong to J.K. Rowling. If anyone has any ideas feel free to PM me or review and tell me them.

Harry à un mystérieux suçon et Ron le lui fait remarquer dans la salle commune des Griffondors.

Serie de Drabbles Creo . A veces tenemos a equivoca idea de que nunca haremos o sentiremos siertas cosas, ya saben nunca digas nunca, de esa agua no bebere, etc. Bien a el le sucedio lo mismo. DM/HP Slash.

La vida regala muchas cosas, a veces nos sentimos atrapados porque acabamos de entrar en un túnel, pero si seguimos caminando podremos encontrar una pequeña luz que nos guiara, aun si esa luz también tiene sus propias sobras. DH.

Mi corazón está lleno de confusiones,vagando en busca de una luz.Déjame llorar. Ahora estoy bien,sigue siendo triste y ya me canse,puedo volar puedo respirar Cuando llegue el mañana, yo sin duda recuperare mi futuro.El amor desaparece Slash H/D.