"Grandfather Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pure-blood". Why couldn't I have just kept my big mouth shut?

Ron and Harry have some fun, after a nice game of Quidditch. Rarry. Smut. Don't like don't read.

Based off a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure with the following summary: You are literally Harry Potter, making your way through a typical day at Hogwarts. If you make the right choices, you may even be able to get some action!

Harry and Ron get caught in an "accidental" explosion of Fred and George's new Stuck-On-You potion. The only problem is, they haven't created a cure yet. Complete.

Harry isn't what most people see, neither is Draco. Somehow they manage to see each others true self. A collection of one-shots that all connect and are in chronological order but have no main plot. The title means light flight.

A theft at the Ministry. An Apple. Scorpius Malfoy. Ginny Weasley.

Have you ever wondered how Ms Zabini became a Black Widow? If she had help to get away with her schemes? Why her name always remained Zabini, despite her many husbands? Well, look no further, as I attempt to address these questions in a short MC. Written for several DAII and HPFC challenges. Rated T to be safe.

Harry's voice rips me away from her once more. "Ron, come on! We have to go!"

Bellatrix takes an uncanny interest in Xenophilius Lovegood's daughter during her stay at Malfoy Manor.

Harry and Seamus go on their first date.

This will be a collection of the drabbles I write for HPFC's Pairing the Character competition. Rating may or may not change. All drabbles unrelated unless otherwise stated. Chapter 1: Harry/Daphne

James and Lily had another child before Harry and when Voldemort attacked, James and his first son were not there. Voldemort doesn't die and takes Harry to be raised as a malfoy and heir to the dark throne. Rated M for language and death, just to be safe also :) Hope you enjoy. :)

A while ago, I saw a meme that said something like, "How messed up would it be if 'Deathly Hallows' had ended with 'And then, Harry woke up in the cupboard under the stairs.'" And that got me thinking - Yeah! How would that go? So, I wrote it, and I hope you enjoy! It may be different than what you expect.

I catch my first sight of him over by the bar. My heart leaps as he looks up and notices me staring at him. I want so badly to sprint over to him and throw myself in his arms.

"Don't listen to them, Hepzibah," she said, her voice tinkling off of her lips like notes off of piano strings.

Fred, George, & Lee hatch a plan to prank Professor Snape involving Mrs. Norris and a love potion.

This is my idea of how Molly and Arthur first became a couple when they were young teens at Hogwarts. I do not own any of the major characters or settings, the fabulously talented JK Rowling does.

Hugo Weasley deals with his fear of germs

You maintain just enough lucidity to roll over and look at your attacker. Horror fills you as you realize who it is. Suddenly, you know that this is no random robbery, but a planned attack.

Seamus Finnigan has a proclivity for blowing things up.

Harry has a problem that's as little as a girls stalker problem. Yandere! ( you get a cookie if you can guess who I based it off of in anime)

Gina deveria ter fugido assim que ouviu essas palavras do milionário Rony Potter. O amigo de infância que Gina não via há anos. Ele precisa de um favor dela: para limpar a própria imagem depois de uma confusão, quer que ela finja ser sua noiva durante uma viagem para visitar a avó Nadine, ela aceita a proposta, afinal, o que poderia acontecer em apenas quatro dias? (Adaptação)

AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.

Hermione has been acting... out of the ordinary. Luna is determined to get to the bottom of it. After being pulled into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and seeing a peculiar exchange between Hermione and Malfoy, Luna is convinced that Hermione likes him a bit more than everyone gives her credit for. And thus, Operation Dramione is born.

Juliet Bellows is a normal eleven year old girl. Who happens to wake up one morning in the middle of the Hogwarts grounds with absolutely no memory of how she got there in the first place. Follow her through the most difficult time in Wizarding History as she fights for love, life, and remembering. ON HIATUS. In the process of rewriting.