This should have gone on adult-fanfiction but I can't find where to post it but its not i repeat not a bashing of homo and yaoi fangirls its just a rant to stop posting so much of these fics that we can't see the nice male female ones instead of getting the bad boy female and yaoi ones every day.

Draco and Harry have a heated one night stand after the war, then Harry disappears. Four years later they meet again, but this time Harry has a little blond boy with him. Who could the boy be?

Perdre un être n'est jamais une chose facile, Hermione l'apprendra à ses dépends...

Just some ideas that popped into my head. Not sure if I'll actually turn them into fanfics. If anyone else wants to use these ideas, they are more then welcome to. Just let me know so that I can enjoy reading them too. *grins* Each chapter is a different bunny.

Sirius Black takes everything to the extreme- especially friendship. Also known as: because really, it only takes someone who knows how to look to see that Sirius Black loves James Potter. ONE SHOT

The summer before his fourth year, Harry Potter receives a letter for a boy named Acheron. Soon after his return to Hogwarts, he finds out exactly who Acheron is and he's not happy.

Three unlikely friends pose as social anomalies, going against tradition and breaking family expectations. Albus, Rose and Scorpius, show the school they are not their parents. T for some minor swearing. I own nothing. Please let me know what you think :) x

Umbridge... Ouch. One word is a story where Umbridge is confronted. Details inside. I suck at summaries. Comment what you think the one word is.

Harry stops talking to everyone and after a year he deiced to runaway.

Au Square Grimmaurd, Hermione plonge dans les souvenirs d'un être cher. Des souvenirs qui l'étonnent et la bouleversent.

Qu'est-ce qui a poussé le patriarche Dumbledore à attaquer de jeunes Moldus ? Toutes les tragédies grecques sont familiales. Toutes les familles vivent des tragédies. La machine infernale est en route. Vous ne pourrez pas l'arrêter.

Harry was getting pretty lonely after his amicable divorce with Ginny, and he made up for it by living for his kids. That was until Ginny decided it was time he start dating again and sets Harry up on a blind date. This story goes through Harry's newly found love life in a series of dates that he goes on, trying to get through life as he's determined to date Draco Malfoy

The Death Eaters, in control of the ministry, create a marriage law with the sole intention of separating Hermione from Harry and Ron. Hermione must learn to deal with her new husband, Rabastan Lestrange. The Death Eaters didn't anticipate how persuasive Hermione can be. Rabastan/Hermione. COMPLETE!

For their sixth year, Albus Potter and Rose Weasley are spending a transfer year at Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America in order to experience a new wizarding culture. However, darkness is growing within the school and when bodies are found drained of magic in the halls, Albus and Rose must solve a mystery that threatens the foundations of the wizarding world.

Thinking I was too smart to fall for someone like Sirius Black was my first mistake.

A really short fic where the Marauders and Lily reflect on the infamous whomping willow prank. One shot, with verrrry slight Jily. I own nothing.

UA. "Notre génération est vraiment un cas perdu. Maintenant, on prostitue son célibat ouvertement. Où sont passés les stratagèmes pour faire comprendre à quelqu'un qu'il nous plaît ?" Pansy, Astoria et Théodore décident de s'inscrire sur le site de rencontre Voxeo. Là-bas, aucune photo ou donnée personnelle ne sont autorisées, mais seulement l'usage de sa voix.

The War ended when Harry finally killed the Dark Lord. His reward? A cosy cell in Azkaban next to Bellatrix Lestrange. But a pact is made & during an escape, an accident puts them in another universe. Realising violence is the modus of survival, Harry fights to find his way in a world where enemies lurk in the shadows, trust is a scarce commodity & Death is just a heartbeat away...

Draco's motives throughout the story had more meaning behind them than just his hatred for Harry Potter & his love for purebloods. He was protecting someone that no one knew about. He never understood how a simple conversation during his 4th year with her would change his life, let alone the outcome of the war. She was his light, and lighted his way. (ON HIATUS)

Harry Potter was dead. Hermione Granger is trapped at Malfoy Manor in a small, dingy cell. But for some reason she finds herself drawn to the aristocrat Lucius Malfoy, He's dark, Mysterious, There's one small setback. He hates her

En un viaje de estudios a Nueva Zelanda, Harry Potter cae en una poza encantada que lo castiga transformándolo en mujer. Draco Malfoy no tendría por qué, pero intenta ayudarlo a regresar a su estado normal e incluso se porta amable con él. Ahora sólo agregue kawa-kawa a esta poción y verá cómo todo lo que comenzó mal, se pondrá peor. Sex Swap (gender bending). Slash Draco/Harry.

Une heure de retenue en devient deux. Une recherche pour une potion. Des tests. Une Hermione énervée, mais hilare. Une Hermione qui déteste Snape autant que ses potions. Une Hermione insultante et un Snape gentil. De quoi?

Crookshanks goes down his memory lane.

This is for 3cheersforidiots for the HPFCF March Exchange. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes Draco Malfoy, once a pure-blooded bigot and a right nasty brat, has shed his exterior and shown his true self, all for one know-it-all Gryffindor. Dramione

This story is on a permanent hiatus as I am rewriting it. Update soon!