Random alternate scenarios to that famous moment... Harry, you're a lizard. RANDOMNESS!

Cathryn Malfoy's life so far has been easy and rather enjoyable. That is, until everything she thought she knew about herself and her family turns out to be a lie. As she discovers secret after secret, she is forced to make a choice between the family she has known her whole life and the family she never knew she had.

Severus believes he is dying. Madam Pomfrey has a different diagnosis.

Muggle warfare has driven wizardkind underground, breeding xenophobia and distrust. Meanwhile, an invisible enemy festers in the world, slowly threatening to eradicate humanity. When Harry Dursley anonymously join this world, he has little idea of the adventures that lie ahead. No pairings.

Hermione never thought this would be her mother's reaction.

Harry has vivid dreams, and when these dreams take a turn for the erotic, he knows he really needs to get the hang of this Occlumency business quick! Will he manage to hide his thoughts in time, or will the dreaded truth escape, when Harry next meets Snape for one of their lessons? Snarry, Yaoi, Male on male sexual content throughout.

Dumbledore tries to tell Harry he's a champion. Silly, juvenile, and with utterly foul language. Based on a video that makes me laugh. Rated M for a very good reason.

alguien era capaz de asistir al funeral de su propio marido con ropajes como esos, brillando de felicidad mientras echaban el último puñado de tierra, esa era ella. Allí estaba. Esa chispa en sus ojos azules que brillaban con decisión. Ella iba a quedarse allí, vestida de fiesta. Libre y Black, como siempre debió permanecer. / Conjunto de One-Shots de la Familia Black.

The war takes its toll on everyone. It helps if you have someone to help lead you in and out of the dark. Rated for beautiful allusions.

Sus ojos marrones brillaban furiosos, su cabello rizado parecía erizarse y su rostro llenarse de color. Scorpius miró detenidamente esa fotografía y sonrió, lucía esplendida enojada. Que Merlín lo amparase; se le aceleraba el corazón.

When Snape lies dying from Nagini's venomous bite, an unexpected cure is found in the memories of Hermione Granger. But after fourteen years of happiness, the magic that sustains him starts to come undone and a web of mysteries threatens to unravel his new family. Snanger. Post-war AU.

Hermione harta de que su familia le oculte cosas, emprende un viaje esperando encontrarse.Él la ayudará en el proceso, recordándole quien es ella sin el peso que lleva su apellido

Medieval!AU In the Celtic Dal Hogwarts, the feuding kindred of Gryffindor and Slytherin seek peace. Hermione, banfhlath of Gryffindor is given in marriage to Draco, priñs of Slytherin. Will she be accepted by his people, or will she always be an outsider? Dramione.

How Rita Skeeter dies. Note no pairings.

Marian Byrd's life had never been easy but Hogwarts gave her a sense of relief from the insecurity at home. Free from her wrathful family and suppressed happiness, she thrives at the wizarding school. She never wanted any more trouble than she needed, but trouble seemed to follow her everywhere-especially in the form of a black dog.

Rose Weasley tends to be slightly clumsy. But her friends always seem to be there to steady her. But a fall down the stairs might just change things...

It all started with rain and two people. Those two people being me, Arthur Weasley, and Andromeda Black. And those two people had a connection that screamed soulmates. Love at first sight really and it goes down hill after that...AU!Muggle Noble House of Black

Quand tu ne sais plus quoi faire, quand tu te demandes comment vivre... Un miracle peut toujours se produire... Désolé à l'avance pour les fautes peut-être commises ;v;

What if Dumbledore was out-maneuvered and was late for Harry's hearing for underage magic? Harry ends up expelled but he will not take the unfair and condescending treatment by the Magical World any longer. Watch as Harry successfully escapes and leaves the problem of Voldemort to those who should be handling it. Lots of bashing. Completed - sequel to follow eventually.

Harry has thoughts. Part of my Of Slytherins and Gryffindors AU

Ron asks a fellow Teacher a question, and someone, a couple people, complain about his shirt. Part of my American Teacher AU

Hermione didn't know why she thought it was a good idea to date an active thief. As a detective, it wasn't the smartest move on her part. Part of my Living While Divorced AU.

as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.

Córka Grindelwalda od zawsze wiele otrzymywała, ale co najmniej tyle samo w zamian żądał od niej jej ojciec. Udowodniła mu wielokrotnie, że jest wystarczająco dobra, jednak wciąż to było dla niego za mało. Postanowił poddać ją ostatniemu wyzwaniu, zanim uczyni ją swoją prawą ręką i razem wyruszą na podbój magicznej Europy.

Rose want's her favorite Teacher to also be her dad. So she is going to have her favorite teacher be her dad. Part of my Living While Divorced AU from Rose's POV.