These will all just be random one offs inspired by Tumblr. Some may make absolutely no sense, but if I want to write it, it's going here. Expect many characters, and many pairings. Some chapters may be very long, but most will probably be super short. Please don't take these seriously, 99% of these will probably just be to make me/someone else laugh.

An alternate telling of the Harry Potter series from the character you were never meant to notice.

En sus ultimos momentos,él gran Lord Tenebroso, medita sobre lo que fue mayor derrota en la guerra. OS. Fic ganador del reto "It's birthday time!" del foro El Mapa del Mortífago.

Or, Why one shouldn't have a harem, especially if one's community has only so many females.

Dolores Umbridge tries to take control of Hogwarts using many techniques. But when she starts to mess with Quidditch (The Noble Game, as Rolanda Hooch calls it) Minerva McGonagall thinks she's gone too far. And when she refuses to reform the Gryffindor team, well, Minerva isn't going to stand for that! But all actions have consequences, as Minerva soon finds out.

Le cours de potions a beau être ennuyant...il n'empêche qu'il arrive parfois à surprendre tout le monde...pour le plus grand malheur de Sirius et Severus. Ou comment détruire un des plus célèbres mythes de Poudlard.

La guerre est finie. Le trio d'or et leurs camarades retournent à Poudlard pour faire leur septième année. Emeraude est de retour, son exil de treize ans a pris fin. Elle va faire changer les choses... Doucement, les clans vont se rapprocher, et fusionner ?

Le patronus de Luna a pris une forme inattendue. Cela n'aurait-il pas quelque chose à voir avec l'élève le plus discret des Serpentards ?

Tłum. „Exclusive Exceptions" kestrelcadiz. Zainspirowane „Ulubieńcem Losu". Plany Toma działały bez zarzutu. Zdobyli znaczne wsparcie dla partii, a kampania miała się ku końcowi. Mało tego, Harry wreszcie ozdrowiał na umyśle i przestał umawiać się z tymi pustogłowymi idiotkami na rzecz samego Toma. Byłoby wspaniale, gdyby tylko mógł skupić się na czymkolwiek poza ich pocałunkiem.

Fifty years after the war, the light side finds himself losing to the dark side that destroys everything. The only chance of the last light fighters is to change the past into a path that will give them even a chance to survive. The twins getting beck to the past and fighting for their future with Albus, Scorpius and all the others. They losing and winning, but always fighting.

It's Harry's birthday and the Weasley's and Hermione are happy to celebrate with him one more time. Having a certain ex-Slytherin around this time though has left Hermione a little distracted and wanting. A little together time surrounded by all these Weasley's is just what the doctor ordered. PWP Dramione

The story of how Harry's second son ended up with such an odd name. A "Happy Birthday, Harry!" story published a few minutes past midnight (oops).

At the end of the summer before fifth year, Hermione Granger's identity is challenged when she is revealed to be a pureblood. While facing discrimination, Hermione wonders if she can hang onto the friendships she built for four years or if they'll be as lost to her as her muggle family. Short chapters, Dramione, some OotP canon overlooked, T language & sexual situations. Complete!

Harry trusts his friends. Maybe a little too much. What happens when you trust too much? Your secrets are spilled.

We all know that a time-turner can send you back in time, but what if there was one single time-turner that could send you forward in it? WARNING: Story revolves around an OC, if you do not like Original Characters please do not read. Also this story is going to have quite a bit of headcanons as well, so if you are against those then find another fic to read.

Stability is on the rise in their post-war world, and when Ron proposes to Hermione, Harry starts to wonder: will he be able to let go of the past and embrace a future with Luna? And can the Wizarding world survive another Weasley wedding? HarryxLuna, R/Hr, NL/GW. Wonder!verse two shot.

"Following months of wrongfully blaming the man for his parents' deaths, any hatred that Harry had felt for Sirius Black disappeared when Ron's rat transformed back into Peter Pettigrew; the empty space in his heart that the hate had occupied filled up with love the very instant that Sirius had asked his incredulous godson to come and live with him."

What if Morgana was called upon by her followers, they needed her guidance. Seeing as the Ministry of Magic began outlawing anything 'Dark' which even included the wizards and witches who followed the Old Ways- let alone ones with dark magic. They needed their Dark Goddess back. She answers their pleas.

He thought he was manipulating her exactly the way he intended. He didn't know that he would develop feelings for her. Strong feelings. Feelings he had long thought had died inside of him. His name was Tom Marvolo Riddle. (Rating may go up!)

The arrival of an unexpected Christmas card causes Ginny to spend a sleepless night pondering Harry's childhood with the Dursleys. Short fanfiction summarising my thoughts on Harry's childhood. Rated T for some mild language and themes of abuse.

A year of living across the hallway from each other and having Pansy as a mutual friend had morphed Harry and Draco's carefully constructed civility into a truly comfortable friendship. But what if Harry wants more than that? Please R&R, rated for safety! Finally complete!

A recruiting chant for young Death Eaters.

Helga discovers Salazar's secret. Salazar/Helga. Founders' Era.

Who would have thought the one thing he feared would happen to his own son?

A series of chronological but unconnected winter one shots centered around characters that correlate to elements of a perfume: Armani Code Luna. Genre changes. 1) Petitgrain - Peter doubts his friends. 2) Bergamot - Arthur comforts his son. 3) Orange - Fred is sick and hates mistletoe. 4) Pear - Filius chats with some professors late at night.