Have you ever wondered what a witch or wizards wand might be thinking? What does it want? How does it align itself in this great world? Most of all, what does it do if it feels mischievous?

A series of shuffle challenges, with a different pairing for every set of 10 songs. WARNINGS: implied domestic violence, low writing quality (due to time limit and the "no editing" rule)

What if Sirius decided that Harry's safety was more important than going after Pettigrew? What if instead of Dumbledore insisting Harry go live with the Dursley's, Sirius insists on a will reading? What if both Potter's wills proclaim that Harry is to be raised by Sirius and Severus? What if Regulus decided that he would not become a Death Eater?

"There was something satisfying about watching the girl writhe on the floor with her mouth opened in a scream Lucius could no longer hear, but there was something horrific about it too." ...How Hermione Granger's torture affected Lucius Malfoy and his view on people.

I've spent half this morning thinking about the tee shirt you sleep in. L/J Fluff! One Shot.

James Sirius Potter doesn't have to face the Dark Lord- he just has to face a smashed Ami Grenley (his arch-nemesis). This a one-shot inside my "Exceeding Expectations" storyline- a side-story that doesn't have any real impact on the main plot. James S. PotterxOC. M for Miss Grenley's really, truly un-ladylike language.

–No te odio, Granger.- el rubio sonrió de lado. –Yo tampoco te odio, Malfoy.- sonrió la leona, llamándolo de nuevo por su apellido –Deberías. Pero solo Merlín sabe en realidad cuanto me alivia escuchar que no lo haces.

Sirius gets jealous of Remus' "new girlfriend", and James' predictions ring true... One shot!

Drago n'en peut plus. Il faut qu'il bouge sinon il ne survivra pas.

I need help finding a story where Harry goes to another dimension and takes place of his other self that is dying of dragon pox and changes his magic core into a seed. Can anyone please tell me the name or author of this story.

A small collection of one shots and drabbles about known muggle-borns trying to fit in. Ch. 1: Penelope tries to hide her love of comic books.

Karkaroff's aide is frustrated with his job and accidentally makes friends with a tree.

A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.

A poem about the Weasley we miss the most, seen through the eyes of his other half.

Harry Potter will find his fate changed for the better and find a new independence when he receives a package from the past after his trip to Diagon Alley before 1st year. Dumbledore and Ron Bashing.

A ponderous exploration of becoming a Dementor. Slight gore, violence. Non-character specific.

Draco loathed Gryffindors. "If you don't want me to hit your ugly face, you better shut up and listen next time!" "It's not you're fault that you're just a squib." "You'd think with six siblings I wouldn't be lonely." "Is little loser Hermione going to cry? Run away to her only friends, her books?" "But, Mummy, I'm Ron." "Boy, go make breakfast!" Who do they think they are?

Rose and Scorpius end up sitting next to each other during a really, really, REALLY terrible movie. Total fluff. Enjoy!

I'm so sorry about this... This is sad. Mentions of OCD and suicidal thoughts. Cutting.

Nowhere is safe for the Boy Who Lived, thus, Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of nowhere, Scotland, with his least favorite professor and his enemy of the last five years. And things are about to get complicated. HP/DM. RL/SS. Eventual slash.

Circumstances have Harry Potter falling head over heels for first the littlest Malfoy, and then for his difficult but equally charming father. But falling in love isn't easy - especially when there's the fragile heart of a child involved.

¿El problema? Una manzana de la discordia y la burla hacia su persona ¿La solución? Una venganza a lo Weasley. Este fic participa en el Reto "No te metas en esta pareja" del foro EEQCR

"Tell me about your life."

Pansy cree que es el momento de contarle una verdad a su amiga, Daphne.

I think the title sums it up pretty nicely. Eighth year.