**CRACK!FIC** It all happened on one ordinary day at Hogwarts...if you call cheesy scripts, OOCness, crappy plotlines, filmcrews, annoying authors and general horrible-ness "ordinary." Which is why we aren't; instead, we'll call it a CRACK!FIC. Warning: May be offensive to authors who generally like OOCness and straying from canonic facts.

Remus has homework from his therapist. He is trying to express himself through the mediums of music and poetry. Bad poetry. Good thing Slytherins can read between the lines, regardless of the medium they are written in.

Ella es más inteligente de lo que pensaba, y se acababa de dar cuenta. Quizás fuese una digna rival en lo que a palabras se refiere. Pero, mientras tanto, los días para el intercambio se hacen más cercanos. Esto se puede resumir así: Granger Malfoy Ambos con una lengua afilada y espíritu competitivo, En unos meses, rodeados de muggles por un mes. ¿Que mas se puede pedir?

When an unlikely pair are sent back in time to change the fate of those that they love, they come in contact with many obstacles, but their Fate can't be ignored. At least not forever. EWE, AU, rated M for language, violence and smut

Das Leben der drei Hogwarts-Schüler nach Dumbledores Tod - SSHG

"We keep this love in a photograph. We make these memories for ourselves." Sad Fred/Angelina fluff.

Following the announcement of the Muggle-born Registration Commission, Seamus goes to see Dean to say goodbye before Dean goes on the run. This was written for the Gift-Giving-Extravaganza for Autumn Midnights. One-shot.

Rather than watch a child be killed, Narcissa spontaneously takes her and passes her off as her own daughter, Hermione. Everything is going alright for the Malfoys...until the Dark Lord comes back. AU. Voldemort/Hermione. COMPLETE!

Draco needs an alibi to get his name off the list of suspects in his father's murder; naturally, he tells authorities that he was with Harry Potter, his "boyfriend," that night. Except Harry would never agree to be Draco Malfoy's fake boyfriend, right? Wrong. 8th year fic! SLASH! HPDM Pairing!

A Lily Potter Drabble.

Lily finds a strange note in a vase on the third floor that says 'The school is in danger. No one believes. Hidden here in the castle, Bill's sword is the key. A magic beyond comprehension in Bill's tool will defeat the forest creature that threatens the school.' Hogwarts is crumbling and it's up to Lily, Hugo, Louis, Roxanne, Lucy, and Matt to save the school.

They are Twins, not the Same person.

OS - Je m'appelle Drago Malefoy. A trente ans je sais que j'ai fait tous les mauvais choix dans ma vie et que rien ne pourra changer ça. J'ai rencontré une fille. Je l'ai observée, je l'ai étudiée. Je l'ai aimée. Et puis la guerre a éclaté. Elle est partie.

Being the Only Half-Blood is Hogwarts it strange. I was born with Planetary powers given by my Mother. Will I control it? Or will it control me? And who is this boy with Black hair and Blue-ish Green eyes? Is he a friend? Or a Foe? Find out here and watch me go threw Hogwarts as I become the Brightest Witch of my Age. Soul Bounds and Weasely Bashing.

Severus looks into the mirror and realizes that he just can't compete.

An adaptation of A Christmas Carol where Snape is visited by his long dead friend and three Spirits who help him make a very important decision.

Silence filled the room and Hermione blinked twice, swallowed again, and slowly, warily lifted her eyes to meet the thoughtful black eyes of her professor. He stared at her though it felt as though he was staring into her. She swallowed again. "Please sir." Pause. "Teach me." - Random plot bunny. AU. M to leave possibilities for later chapters. HG/SS

Walking home a drunk Harry Potter, one who was giggling out all his secrets, was not how Severus wanted to spend his evening. [Complete]

4 of 50 Prompt Table Challenges. It was Tom's fault that he kissed her.

There were many reasons why Irma hated the O., but she could not say that Griselda Marchbanks was one of them.

Paris, a smokey jazz club, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and a whole lot of sexual attraction. Sounds crazy? Of course not, because it's Paris, Darling. Rated M for adult content.

Katlyn finds herself torn between life and death, floating in the limbo between being awake and being asleep, after being struck by a curse in the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts during her final year at the prestigious school. As her mind finds itself trapped in the grey, she begins to reminisce about all the moments- from her first year to final seconds- that led her here.

While Teddy struggles with time travel, James struggles with a whole new set of problems as a squib attending Muggle School. Of with a name like James Potter its impossible not to be put in a dorm room with Sirius Black and Remus Lupin and lab partners with Lily Evans. Its a bad joke right? Sirius isn't actually Black and Remus just likes books? Like hell that's the answer!

Sob suas patas, em torno de seu peito, e congelando qualquer reminiscência feliz; tudo o que Remus Lupin havia sido estava agora congelado no passado. [SiRem]

First ever Fanfiction! Hope you like it! Celestia is the new arrival at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. But as soon as she sets foot on the grounds strange and horrible things start to happen.