Summary: Hermione decides that an all anal night is just what Ginny needs, but then Ginny makes the mistake of calling her mistress by her real name. Hermione/Ginny mistress/slave BDSM one shot. Prequel to Hermione's Little Whore.

Every chapter of this is a quick drabble of ridiculous pairings with hilarious plots for the Candyland Pairings Challenge Game on Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum. Each chapter is a different pairing from all HP worlds (mostly not AU, but you never know) so have fun reading these crack!fics if you want to :D (decided to do this after all the reviews I got for my first drab)

Less than a year into their marriage, Ron has a fight with Hermione that leaves him searching for answers. Post-DH, Oneshot.

Five times Harry was glad that Sirius was his godfather, and five times Teddy was glad that Harry was his godfather.

One-Shot a glimpse into Sirius's head in Azkaban

[Draco x Reader] After unfortunate events, Draco walks further into the lonely road...

There were only three times Hermoine ever went to the Wizard's Cup. Well three important times anyway. 1.) When Hermoine met Fred, 2.) When she agreed to go on a date with him, and 3.) When he proposed. And she said yes. FredxHermoine. AU! Coffee. Threeshot! I don't own Harry Potter because I'm not a millionaire.

There are many ways in which a person may crumble. Shatter, into a million pieces. The switch being flipped. Heartache to the point that the heart turns to cold stone. This event occurred to the boy who made all of the wrong choices. Rated M for later chapters. You have been warned.

Harmony (Fem!Harry) was sorted into Hufflepuff. At the end of her third year Dumbledore receives a visit from Millicent Bagnold the former British Minister for Magic and learns that her parents were told she was dead and put into the magical witness protection under Dumbledore's orders. This story contains Manipulative!Dumbledore, Possible Slash,and OOC. There is NO Weasley Bashing

A twist on the reptila 28 challenge. Harry's Soul mate is Pansy Parkinson, Neville's is Hermione. Lots of lovely bashing, I own nothing All Hail the queen JKR

Honestly, there were only a handful of things which truly bugged her Hermione about Harry – the biggest one being something which caused her to doubt their future, together, as a couple. How could Hermoine be sure that she and Harry were truly and really (lets-spend-the-rest-of-our-lives-together) okay?

Hi, my name is Ginny, and this is my story. Finally the war is over meaning me and my friends get to go back to Hogwarts for our seventh, or in some cases eighth year *Cough, Cough Ron, Harry, and Hermione* I'm so ready to be a normal teen. To be free to live life with no worry, unless its about who to date. That is if I can break up with Harry...because apparently we're an item.

Hermione Granger never thought she'd find herself at a wizarding bar with a handful of giggling Gryffindors, a couple of days before her wedding night, and she most certainly never expected to receive help from an unlikely source.

Remus is boring when he's sick, and Sirius is alone with him. Whatever is a puppy to do? SMUT. SMUT SMUT SMUT. Marauders Era, RL/SB Slash. Oneshot.

Rockstar Draco has gone and lost his voice; Ginny the violinist has just made her big debut. When they're both signed to the same small label, and a machinating Blaise Zabini is plotting something, what chance do they have? Eventual GinnyxDraco, some HarryxGinny. Not Epilogue compliant.

For New Year's Eve, Harry promised Draco a kiss at midnight and three words. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: romance, fluff, sappy, New Year's Eve]

Once upon a time, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy were best friends. Then something changed. And now Rose burns the letters she is too afraid to send and has built up a life of dangerous whims and bad habits, hoping to somehow put her own shattered heart back together. Scorpius has given up trying, but knows that part of him will never stop dreaming of what could have been.

"She's the daughter of Eve. Majestically beautiful but terribly flawed. Structured with poise and grace but tainted by vanity and spite. No one person can hold a candle to her; she isn't just a girl, but the woman of every sinner's dream." Scorpius is fascinated by the very mysterious and complicated Rose Weasley. Can he break through her walls, or will she forever be Untouchable?

A thing I wrote for my silly RPs. To not be taken seriously. AT ALL.

Fair as snow, red like blood, and rich in heart and strong like mahogany. This is what happens when Muggles accidentally cast blood magic. Only, it takes someone special to learn just who is the fairest in the land. Hermione, with seven Weasleys and her Prince settle it once and for all. A Grimmauld Fairy Tale. M For a reason.

One shot about the time Ron and Ginny had a serious conversation. Please review, good or bad, I want to know whether I should keep writing or not.

Hermione, angry after the Yule Ball, gets stuck in a trick step. A certain redhead is there to save the day and provide butterbeer.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron are wizards and witches at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They are preparing for final exams, but are distracted by the holiday Christmas and what they are doing for winter break.

Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.

Draco runs a high class wizard escort business and is contacted by Harry Potter for his help. Harry is fed up with not having a date for all of the 'important' Ministry functions he is required to attend and contacts Draco Malfoy in hopes that he can help rectify his situation. Full summary inside. For the Quote of the Day/Week/Month Comp. Pre-slash/Drarry friendship