A collection of oneshots dealing with A New Take on Harry Potter & A New Life. You don't have to read those to read these, but I highly recommend it. Topics will vary, but there will be Sev/Siri slash among other things. If this offends you, don't read that chapter. Rating's a little high because I'm paranoid.

This is basically Harry Potter the way I thought it should be like, in my way, starting with Book 1: The Philosopher's Stone. Some characters that survive may die, and some that die may be well and alive, anything can happen! As the series goes the rating may slide up so be aware of that and enjoy! This issue will have 17 chapters I'll upload them one at a time so be patient

Remus Lupin is a lot of things, but a bad boy is something he certainly is not...so why is it that the thing about him that Sirius finds the sexiest completely undermines that? Smoker!Remus, but still canon!Remus. Also smut - you have been warned.

Anastasia (Ana) Goulden may not have to worry about defeating the darkest wizard of all time, like her classmate Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean her years at Hogwarts are an easy ride. Being the daughter of both a Death Eater and a muggle lover, Ana must decide where her loyalties lie. Does she follow in her mother's footsteps, or join her father to avenge her?

Lily and James have been married for about a month. But when James and Marlene come across a pregnancy test, they assume Dorcas is pregnant with Sirius' baby. They soon come to realize that it's not Dory that's pregnant. (Slightly based off the FRIENDS episode The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1 and 2) ONESHOT

Harry has a discussion with Hermione about her using magic on McLaggen during Tryouts in sixth year. One-Shot. A scene that needed to be shown, but apparently never happened.

AU The final battle is finally over, and Harry is ready to put everything that happened during the war behind him. Unfortunately Harry Ron and Hermione are called to the ministry of magic when the very mysterious and odd will of Severus Snape is being revealed. Now there is a new danger threatening the wizarding world, more horrible than ever before. original pairings please R&R:)

This is a fic involving Hermione/Fred/George. No twincest but it is rated M for a reason as you will find out in later chapters. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PAIRING DON'T READ IT!

Left with no one else to turn to Harry and Hermione band together with friends to create a group of outcasts, shunned from society. They only trust each other, because they learned not to be so trusting of outsiders. But what happens when they get their Hogwarts letters, will they accept them and be reinstated into society, or choose to stay isolated from it forever? H/Hr N/L

Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, answers to a gross attempt at defamation by Joanne Rowling and tells the true story of his brief tenure as a Hogwarts professor.

"You don't want to die do you Lucius? They killed you Lucius. Don't you want to seek revenge? If you join me, I can save your life and end the lives of the ones who killed you. Don't you want that?"

Hoy es el cumpleaños de Harry quien recibe mas de una sorpresa que le demostrara que tiene mas de lo que creyó y puede ser mas feliz , todo esto con la ayuda de una persona muy especial.

Book/Musical universe. A group of eight friends, two from each house, become friends and make a vow to always protect each other. Featuring the pairings, Ronks, Snily, and Quirrelmort/Quirrellmort/Quirreldemort.

Rose, broke and desperate for a job, takes work as a maid of Malfoy Manor. But there's more to the job than its description might suggest. Smutsmutsmut.

Perry Hejter był zwyczajnym dzieckiem walczącym o każdy dzień swego życia. Nigdy nawet nie pomyślał kim może być naprawdę... Czyli w skrócie, bardzo głupia parodia Harrego Pottera w zupełnie innym wydaniu!

The Marauders have gotten themselves in a great deal of trouble with this year's DADA instructor, and he promised they'd see the cane for this. But James and Remus notice that Sirius is...off, and they're concerned. Will their friend tell them why he is acting so strangely, or will he keep his secrets behind closed lips? Contains caning, swearing, images/talk of child abuse.

Harry oye una explosión en las mazmorras y acude asustado a ver qué ha pasado. Snape le tiene preparado un castigo muy especial.

Mon premier OS sur Drago et Hermione soyez indulgents. ( suite a venir, surement) laisser moi des reviews pour m'aider à m'amélioré merci !

Harry just wanted to be left alone. Was that too much to ask? Apparently for the Ministry it is. As they demand things of Harry, the teen finds himself falling for his caretaker...and learning to love and trust along the many adventurous roads they take. Yaoi, Challenge fic, Neville/Harry, magical creatures. Completed!

A girl from American with the hair color of Draco M., green eyes and glasses clamming to be Harry P.'s sister. Is she his sister or is she Draco's sister? Read to find out. (This is resolved in the first chapter. Sorry I'm bad at writing summaries)

ONE SHOT - EPISTOLAIRE Que se sont écrit Hermione et Viktor après leur séparation à l'été 1995 ?

„Weißt du was Träume sind?" Fleur schaute die Frau vor ihr mit einem durchdringenden, melancholischen Blick an. „Oder träumst du gar nicht mehr?" Fleur/Tonks FEMMESLASH

Hermione deberá comprender que Ron, prometió no apartarse de ella, y no piensa romper su promesa.

Bellatrix wybrała nieśmiertelność. Wybrała czerń. One-short.

She just wanted a friend in the sea of enemies that she was drowning in. But he's proving to be more. I am absolutely horrible at summaries. Rated T for coarse language and possibly mature themes.