A collection of highly inappropriate and hilarious drabbles and crack fics.WARNING: Extreme OOCness, Sex Jokes, and Vulgar Language.

Saat Gilderoy sedang berada dipuncak kepopulerannya. Para penyihir wanita seolah berada dibawah pengaruh amortentia darinya. Mereka memuja-muja, bahkan rela berdesak-desakan hanya untuk bertemu dengannya. Special Thanks to semua orang narsis di dunia.

A anonymous Slytherin, like many others, looks back on a war that Hogwarts students still are fighting, nineteen years after it ended.

What happened to the others, What became of them, slightly Au, bc NL/LL complete but open ended.

George Weasley is working part-time at the Joke Shop AND Hogwarts. Is he going looney as he thinks he is? Just a one-shot drabble.

25 Christmas themed drabbles featuring canon and non-canon pairings as well as family groups. See first chapter for pairings.

Unnatural. That's what some people would call me. A half-breed. Part demon. Slytherin. Muggle born. Backwards. These are all things people would call me. And, in their own way, most of them are right. My name is Reed Sumner and this is my tale.

Bullying isn't just a real world thing but in Hogwarts it is something that can change inccont people's lives into pain and hatred. Read about these two people who are being brought down costing their lives.

Luna es invitada a celebrar navidad junto a sus amigos incluyendo a su nuevo "amigo" Rolf, léanlo para saber que sucede entre estos dos

The Sorting Hat knows plenty, and not all of it is well. Come read his songs and poetry, and maybe he will tell. Of embarrassing things, we wish to hide. Yes all of that, which wounds our pride. This is me having fun making rhymes for Frank the Hat.

The Forbidden is always fun, it's about time that Hermione realized it too. Part of the 'We shouldn't be doing this' series and yes Siriusly is intentionally spelled that way.

Ginny starts blasting that song a random day four years after the Yule Ball "incident", and Ron has some flashbacks, and a clever way to get rid of them by creating new memories to this song.

Bellatrix and Narcissa can see whats happening, and they're not sure they like it.

10 drabbles that travel through Hermione's fifth year. Each drabble is 100 words and is from Fred's point of view. Don't knock this story till you try it :

Charlie Weasley prefers dragons to women. Or does he? When he and the order are instructed to rescue a band of rebel vampires that helped defeat voldemort he is unwilling to go. But when he meets a girl who will change his life forever will he let her in?

Oliver is still living the Quidditch dream while Katie has joined the Order of the Phoenix. But when a mission goes wrong how far will Oliver go to make sure she remains safe? I OWN NOTHING rated for torture and because I'm paranoid. FRED IS ALIVE IN THIS

Hermione has a question.

The more intimate and mature version of Chapter 13 of my story 'True Love is Blind'

Just a short humorous scene : Enjoy!

One night. Two people. Their own little word. Short one shot

The great consulting detective finally returns to London after many years! Join him on his adventures, solving crimes alongside his friend and confidante Healer Neville Longbottom!

Taught hate, but learned love. Scorpio and Rose. Based off of Romeo and Juliet. Only time will tell if this will end tragically. Rose is the pretty Gryffindor that everyone loves. Scorpious is the kind Slytherin that no one does. Together?

"Sometimes, Fear is the appropriate response." One Shot

El deseo de Ginny es ver una vez más a Harry, quien murio hace 7 años en la Batalla de Hogwarts sin saber que un espejo magico puede ayudarla.Ahora, Ginny Weasley con 14 años de edad hará lo imposible para evitar ese futuro...aunque ello le cueste la vida

HPxDM Draco revient au 12 Grimmauld Place quelque mois après l'assassinat de Dumbledore , en charpie et tenant dans ses bras un chat noir. Seul le Survivant pourrait l'aider. L'élu restera t il de marbre devant un Draco dépassé par les évènements ?