um this is continued from /s/3354421/1/Two Inches Tall so...yea

If you are what you eat Voldemort is a unicorn. Right? The twins throw snowballs at a unicorn. Hermione's going to Pigsfarts with Malfoy, which is on Mars. Also Sirius is attempting lame puns, seriously? Drabbles.

Ginny, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, and Neville go out to dinner together. What's Harry got planned for dessert? GinnyxHarry, RonxHermione, LunaxNeville

Ravin: What If Hermione had been placed in Slytherin? What if Snape had favorited Slytherin's brightest mind? What would happen after Snape killed Dumbledore? From an upcoming fanfiction of mine about Hermione and Draco! Dramione

This is a short one-shot about Dubledore's thoughts before giving Harry up to the Dursleys. Kind of a manipulative dumbles. I might contiune if there is enough interest.

A somewhat different take on Sirius and Remus post Snape's visit to the whomping willow tunnel, in which Sirius does not feel so much a need to apologize for his actions.

Harry and Draco have plans for their much deserved holiday, but when Harry is asked to take a small detour to Hogwarts, how could he possibly say no?

Evangeline: Wedding bells are ringing, and a certain unexpected regifted childhood promise from an old friend, reminds Lilly of the promises she's broken, and the new ones she's made. Lilly/James/Snape Drama S.L Evangeline Songfic.

It's absurdly easy to scandalize Narcissa. Written for behind these ocean eyes' 48 Hours or Less Challenge on the HPFC forum.

Voldemort is the greatest dark wizard ever, whose face is Death itself to most. His victory would be doom to all muggles. But when that seems inevitable, one tiny emotion threatens to change all that. Will it all end, or will he be his own defeat...

Harry is abused by his uncle and, as a direct result of the abuse, finds out something about his aunt and cousin he was not expecting. Mentions of abuse, slash and het. Rated M for possible situations in later chapters. *COMPLETE*

So I'd rather be a muggle then a wizard. Strange right? Well let me put in context for you. They wear bathrobes - in public. Unlucky for me, some idiot named Fudge decided I'd be safer at Hogwarts. That castle won't know what hit it.

After war, life continues. Now Harry, rising star in the Auror Office, is having to cope with a heavily pregnant and bored Ginny whilst Ron's struggle with Hermione has only just begun.

What do the Death Eaters do in their spare time? Your about to find out. Crack!fic Not to be take siriusly intended.

Tired of Umbridge torturing them, Fred, George and Jessica take matters into their own hands. With a little help of course from the Chosen One and a familiar blonde-haired Slytherin.

Short drabble idea I got when I saw a sign. Slight language and Mrs. Black bashing. R&R.

Albus and Alastor are away on a mission for The Order Of The Phoenix, Poppy and Minerva try to forget their worries. Poppy is curious why Minerva often refers to Albus as Dumbledore. ADMM, AMPP.

Hermione noticed Ginny's ruffled hair, and wrinkled, grass stained clothes before she slowly replied, "Ah. You do know that your brothers will kill Harry if they see you looking like..."

"Xavia?" Severus hesitantly asked. "They're gone, Sev," Xania whispered, tears streaming down her cheek leaving small trails through the dirt coating her face, "They're gone." Story picks up during HP's 5th year @ Hogwarts

Hemione killed her lover in a frenzy of revenge, little did she know that he would haunt her. But then again she is a vampire! Draco a ghost? Blaise a werewolf? What in the world is going on? Only Hemione knows and she's not telling anyone. DM/HG/BZ

The summer before her 7th year Lily Evans begins a transformation that will change her heart, her life, and her soul forever catalyzed by one James Potter. MWPP.

Find out how Harry and Draco got together and what led to their end. Drarry! Beware: Stubborness and hat-madness Prequel to 'A Dragon's Heart" both can be read separately

"Patins e sapatilhas doíam infinitamente menos do que corações partidos."

Harry and Luna work on starting their lives together. The engagement, the wedding plans, and the wedding itself bring about many trials but Harry and Luna's love will get them through it all.

Redspark: Exiled. Draco never thought that a single word would tear his life apart. But now, instead of focusing on his uncertain future he can only think about what he's being forced to leave behind. A songfic using Not One of Us from Lion King 2.