Christmas time at Hogwarts...and Sirius is just a bit excited

A collection of totally random oneshots that I got ideas for mostly from random conversations with my friends. Rated for language, slightly mature stuff, like drugs, and other stuff. Reviews welcome.

Very angsty oneshots. Rated for character deaths.

Cinq vignettes centrées sur les cinq sens. Au centre, Draco et Harry, dans une relation adultère.

Hermione catches Draco out after hours. One-shot.

As someone who usually does parodies, this is pretty embarrassing to write. Please don't laugh too hard.

*SLASH/FEMSLASH* It had started out a day like any other. And then Harry Potter walked into the Great Hall. And all Hell broke loose. A bit cracky.

Writer's block, on hiatus, sorry. Harry's life was never normal. Add in an unexpected inheritance concerning three of the most powerful magical beasts and you get an extraordinary life which is anything ,but normal. Drarry with hints of SBxRL and RWxHG.

Draco is fed up with Harry's indifference to him and decides to seduce him with Harry's favorite candy: chocolate. This is going to be an interesting night. The sequel to Chocolate but can be read on his own! Slash, please read and review!

It's Christmas Eve and Tonks is out on Order duty all night, partnered with Mundungus. She prays that he will just turn into a mistletoe-bearing Remus Lupin but that's impossible isn't it? Then again, it is Christmas: the time when magic happens. Oneshot.

Fred was doing great... But then death claimed his life! Fred's POV

Why Harry Potter's Hogwarts Express was a GWR 4900 the muggles named the Olton Hall. Set in Londons East End during the Blitz.

But nobody should be alone at Christmas time. He sighed and bit his lip. He knew who he would like to spend Christmas with but he was too scared to ask her. NL/LL. For DramioneForever.

Because she's very small in the gaping darkness of that corridor. James/OC. For MaraudersLiveOnAsAnimagus.

She's an ethereal little princess from another world entirely. He's her hardened prince, and together they're so wrong it's right. For Good Day Sunshine. LL/VK.

When Andromeda has to leave Ted for winter holiday he gives her a candy cane. She holds onto it as a token to remember him as she visits home for the last time. For bookworm199612. AT/TT

It's Christmas Eve, so I thought I would do a stupid little one-shot of Harry, Ron and Hermione in sixth year around Christmas. This is probably the most absurd Harry Potter Christmas fanfic out there. Enjoy!

Molly Weasley was perfect in everyway. She had never failed at anything in her life but the life she knew was about to go to crap. For Mystii.

James' and his friends latest prank had impressed almost everyone, but will it impress the one person that matters most? For Darksaber. Happy Holidays!

Neville and Luna share a rather interesting conversation about the relationship between a professor and one of their friends. Apparently, there are needs that Professor Lupin has that Harry Potter just cannot fulfil. For Sarah3Noelle

Her life shattered that day. And her heart stayed shattered for years to come. He was her first, and her last, true love, and it will always be so. Fred/ OC : Read, review... and MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Title: Chestnuts and Mistletoe It was all sort of odd and rushed. One minute I was talking to a girl I barely even knew, and the next we were kissing. Then she invited me to her house for Christmas. BZ/LL. For Attesa.

James is jealous of Teddy's ability to be anyone. James/Teddy. For Marissa Slipped Up, rating to be safe.

Harry could hear their feet. They were just outside the door. All four of them, if he wasn't mistaken. He cracked an eye to look at the bedside clock. Five am. Five in the bloody morning. Fir Remuslives

Scorpius wants to get Rose Weasley to notice him so he does it the only way a 14-year old knows how. He throws a snowball at her. For Dramione Lurver.