Just a series of 100 word shorts, designed with humourous intent. Rated M for a reason. Hope you enjoy, I know I enjoyed writing them. First short is Lucius Malfoy's confession. Originally 'Short Shorts', changed after Sensiardust' description of the fics

"You like Sirius," The words were simple and clear, and Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger watched with amusement as the girl-who-likes-Sirius choked and coughed wildly, surprise and panic in her eyes. *Fem!Harry.*

'When his eyes catch yours from across the room, you can't deny what you're feeling. It's like a bolt of electricity jolting through your stomach.' Written for the strange, the usual and the time-travel challenge by Mystii. Neville/Victoire

La guerre a éclaté au sein de Poudlard. Hermione court, elle est poursuivie par plusieurs Mangemorts et elle sait que si elle s'arrête, elle ne courra plus jamais.

The war is over and Gryffindor's Golden Girl, Hermione Granger, is slowly but surely falling apart. Everyone seems oblivious to her downwards spiral. Is there anyone willing to help her? Is there anyone that cares?

Arthur Weasley finally finds the guts to say something he's been meaning to to his girlfriend, Molly Prewett

Hermione is reading Dracula all alone in the Gryffindor common room on Halloween. Oneshot.

The first in the Potions Class series: A parody in which Snape asks Harry why he doesn't have his homework, and Harry explains...

Hermione, a reporter , and Pansy, a shop owner, are stressed with their lives. When their paths get crossed in the most unexpected way, they decide to take a vacation at each others homes. Hermione, however, never expected Draco Malfoy to come walking in.

One of Harry’s fans attempts to lure him into getting her pregnant, but not everything goes as planned. Harry ends up with Draco Malfoy. The pair of rivals, combined with a potion make the year interesting and with disastrous, though hilarious, results.

Three years after the battle, Harry and his friends have plans for wizarding Britain. But forget about them, Skippy, a muggleborn scientist, has been dragged into their plans via a long-lost drunken bet. They actually expect her to teach muggle studies?

Ce n'est pas juste qu'un rêve.

TOnks is on her own, thinking about Lupin. She writes a song to him.

Post-series, the characters obviously move on. Astoria watches as Draco struggles to do so.

Snape will never be able to live down working for the Dark Lord. We all know it. He kicked himself so much... *One-sided Snily.

A short little prayer Lily has as life does what it does best: Hands over a challenge. *Implied Lily/Teddy.

M&MWP. As per usual, Regulus couldn't keep everything a secret. She would, of course, know some things. *For Morghen & Siriusly Smart.

M&MWP. Time and time again, one thought is true and a character refuses to develop—perhaps. *sequel to "Living for Real;" for Claire.

M&MWP. And though Daphne might try, Lucius will remain firm and unyielding. He will never change his mind... *For Claire.

A pesar de que la veía caminando, tomada de la mano de su padre, no lo podía creer, no podía comprender como ELLA se había enamorado de mi, como ELLA había cambiado mi vida en tan solo un año.

Moments are what you make of them.

Venom Crossover. What do you get when you bond together a angsty, teenage wizard with a liquid black symbiote from outer space that has a near obssesion with brains and chocolate? Insanity, that's what. HarryLuna

Basically has a new subplot and the original plot divulges after they destroy the locket. Complete shocking twist at the end of the book. Please read and review.

Harry esta perdidamente enamorado de Ginny, desafortunadamente ella ya no tiene ojos para él, y solo tiene diez días para conquistarla...

pairings:BZ&HG&DM, GW&HP