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The perfect moment is one many people experience but is also one that many do not. How do you find the way to say the 3 words, 3 syllables and 8 letters that could change your life?

“Foi a primeira qualidade que notei naquele garoto de aparência frágil e arrogante. A primeira vez que cogitei a possibilidade dele não ser igual a Sirius Black, afinal” # Slash Severus POV #

Mais dans quel pétrin s'est fourré Neville ? Celui-ci a accepté de faire croire qu'il sort avec Hermione pour rendre Ron jaloux. Mais dans le fond, il préférait que Ron ne soit pas intéressé. Il préférait ne pas devoir se contenter de faire semblant...

Lo que Snape nunca dijo a la única mujer a la que amó, en una carta jamás enviada. Porque todos tenemos un lado oculto. “Aún recuerdo el primer día que te vi”. Oneshot. SIN SPOILERS. SnapexLily

Snape has a few things to say to a rather unusually dejected Hermione. No relationship. Mentor-ficish.

¿Qué es una Mary Sue? Howarts no lo sabe, pero una verdadera Mary Sue va a entrar en la tranquila vida de los alumnos, para demostrar lo pefecta que puede llegar a ser. Lo que no sabe es lo que realmente piensan los hijos de Rowling sobre ella... Cap5 Up.

ON HOLD-- HPDM SLASH duh. Harry and Draco fight. A lot. Ever wonder why? Seriously, it's more complicated than that, but... R&R! powerful!scary!harry, controlling!cuddly!draco

Sometimes we lose the best of us. One-shot. Alternate universe, book 7 disregarded, involves character death.

-Oh my god…I'm speechless. Wordless. You're disgusting. I bet you're a C-cup. - How'd you know that? LJ...Fluffy. Eh...R&R.

Sometimes first impressions aren’t wrong at all.

Severus hat die Wahl: Entweder Babysitting oder Kosmetika in Muggellondon kaufen. Er überlegt nicht lange, doch schon bald beschleicht ihn die Befürchtung, dass er es doch hätte tun sollen. (Überarbeitete Version)

After the war, Draco stumbles onto Harry's doorstep. Extended version of my one shot Care.

SS/HP "You don't have nightmares Severus," Harry chuckled, "What you have are bad dreams, but at least you get to wake up from yours." Slash, Violence, Character-Insanity, DARK

Draco is a man of tradition and goes to ask Mr. Weasley for permission to marry his daughter. He soon finds out that the Weasley family have a way of complicating things. Oneshot.

its to do with Lily and James

“Tudo na minha vida era como aquela poeira sobre o chão. E, como aquela poeira, o vento havia me levado tudo. Poeira ao vento.” - SongFic SiriusLily

Scorpius hated the multi-colored mutt whore, really he did.

Scorpius não sabia de muitas coisas. -- Scorpius x Lily

Oneshot. sequel to Roses. Bellatrix finds the answer she was looking for, but this discovery is eclipsed by the revelation of a betrayal that shatters her reality and now it is up to Voldemort to pick up the pieces. VoldemortxBella.

He’s a death eater, she’s an auror. He fights for Voldermort, She fights for Harry. They hate each other but one kiss is the start of a deadly attraction. Hermione/Draco

AU!In einer Welt wo das Dunkle herrschte scheint ein Junge die Hoffnung aller zu sein nur wo ist er? Was geschah NACHDEM Tag?

The war ended and everyone was moving on with there lives when the Marriage Law passed. Hermione is left attempting to pick a suitor and convince him to wed her. Its better than it sounds I hate summaries. HGBZ

Dicen que hay personas que no tienen nada de que arrepentirse al final de sus días, hay otras que en cambio tienen una larga lista…Yo era de los segundos. SPOILERS DH!

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