Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious? This is a parody of Harry Potter fics.

Darkness reigns supreme throughout the known world. One Witch works to find ways to destroy the hold Voldemort has over the people and creatures.AU Work in progress. Rating may go up.

Behind every Great love is a Great story.No happy endings! Read and Review

Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.

Remus finds Blueberry Pie extremely distracting when it comes to a certain Sirius Black

a magical game of truth and dare leads to... (teen romance mixed with humor)

[WarnungSPOILER!HPOdP]Harry benutzt in seinem 7. Jahr versehendlich einen Zeitumkehrer aus Dumbledores Büro und landet bei der Suche nach einem Rückweg in der Jugendseiner Eltern. Jetzt AU!

[TonksLupin scene. Sort of a cross between a oneshot and a drabble in length.]Remus Lupin was to meet the Order's newest member at the Leaky Cauldron, and he admitted at least to himself he had had certain expectations. Which were completely blown away by

Harry was captured by Death Eaters and taken to Voldemort. Can he defeat him and come out alive? It’s the end of one thing but is it the beginning of another?

When you hear footsteps in the stairs you can tell by the sound of it who the person walking there is. Well, these were new.

A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!

One possible place our hero Harry Potter could end up

Een duel tussen Harry Potter en Draco Malfidus.

Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...

The new Head Boy and Girl, Random Halid and Jyllian Lamm, have their opinions on everything. Especially each other.Random is the all powerful sex god of Hogwarts while Jyllian is a shy at least out loud, boyhating brunette bombshell. How will they cope?

COMPLETE! Harry wakes up one morning to find the school in a complete mess. Lots of Chaos. Just a short Humour ficlet!

Behind Luna Lovegood's hazy eyes is a girl who's experienced more than anyone would have ever guessed...

It's Christmas at the Malfoy Manor. Join them in the singing of the carols, the lighting of the tree, the drinking of the egg nog, and ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!

It has been ten years since the gang graduated from Hogwarts. Draco was now the Minister of the Ministry of Magic and Alyssa worked for him at times, but she was also a famous singer and actress. Alyssa use to be in a girl group that consisted of her and

Post HBP and sequel to What is Left When All is Said and Done. Snape disappears after Ron's funeral, and Hermione's the only one that knows why. COMPLETE! [for now]

Draco and Alyssa are out at the Quidditch world cup, when Lyssa meets up with her best friend Lucy from France.

Alyssa and Alexia are new to Hogwarts. Alyssa ends up being sorted to Slytherin and ends up with Draco, who falls in love with her.

Harry's seventh year gets off to a bad start when he and Hermione find themselves trapped in the Dark Lord's stronghold. TRHG

Hermione has turned into this really gorgeous young lady, who ends up falling in love with Draco Malfoy. She ends up going out with him and not with Harry or Ron, things happen with them and their love lasts forever.

Hermione has been with Harry for years, but when she ends up bumping into Draco, she ends up falling for him, will she dump Harry for him?read to find out.