Lily is a Death Eater? James loves sexy eyebrows and tea? Snape's bitter over a dead pony! Oh my! How will Harry ever survive this? Warning: slash,het,none. Lots of sarcastic humor. Read with an open mind. JamesLily, LuciusJames in chapter 1.[on hold]

Half Blood Prince Ficlet under 500 words Contains SPOILERS you have been warned After the book ends, where do Snape and Draco go now?

This is the story of young Remus Lupin, and how he came to be a werewolf. Contains mild HBP spoilers.

What happens when the Harry Potter Universe is suddenly governed by Dungeons and Dragons rules? Extensive D&D humorgeekage, will be continued if reviews request it.

A sequel to Midlife Crisis. Remus and Sirius are visited by Remus's sickeningly sweet sister Rebecca. Slash, a few uncomfortable walk-ins, split personalities, lost wedding bands and the fetal position will ensue.

Draco longs for her yet she ignores his very existence. Follow the tale of a relationship doomed from the very beginning, and never entirely true.A bit angsty, better than it sounds, I couldn't even begin to describe it. DHr in all its glory.

Dumbledore makes Snape promise…. And that promise now changes many lives. Good or evil? SPOILER FOR HBP.

After a summer believing the Earth was flat and that the stars hurtled through space without him, Harry learns he might just be following, and falling for, a star of his own.

What if the Dursleys were a bit more cruel to Harry than in canon? Would he turn out differently? I think so. A bit more cautious, a bit more cunning. Read and find out. Warning: Contains hint of Child Abuse. WIP R&R

I've come to the point, as we all do, where I wonder what I'm doing and where I am. Only thing is, I really don't know. Waking up in some place that you've never seen before can't be a good, right? I’ve many questions, but the top one is how do I get out?

Draco gets a little distracted by a certain Witch during exams.

A casual picnic turns into something more romantic. PostHBP RLNT

One fine night at a London pub, a few friends from Hogwarts get together. The girls go off on how handsome Harry’s become, and question Ginny on why she hasn’t taken advantage of this situation. She shrugs it off, but goes home to do something completely

You may think Harry Potter is the boy who lived, but you wrong. He is the boy who was saved. Hear the truth, Snapes and Blacks true problem and Harrys new found love.P.S please review. This has been here for ages and I've only got reveiws from 2friends.

One night. One summer. That’s all it took for Harry to realize something after all these years of friendship. contains HBP Spoilers – oneshot fic only

Blurry Lines: A Collection of Drabbles - Attention children, this may contain any manner of things that pops into my twisted, twisted head. That means anything from war, incest, musings and fluffy bunnies. Ok. Not the bunnies, but you get the gist.

Fluf! Ron has a crush on the new girl,Hermione hates her...This could be bad! jelousy,anger,romace..Slash maybe..PLEASE RR!

a twoshot. kinda cute and fluffy. please read

Jealousy spreads like the plague and grows like a lie. At least one gets broken.

Quando os tempos de paz são ameaçados e mortes parecem ocorrer a cada instante, Tiago, Lílian e seus amigos descobrem que precisam se unir caso queiram que a guerra acabe, algum dia.

Fudge visits his dear friend Lucius Malfoy in Azkaban after his capture. One shot.

Cinco años después de Hogwarts. Hermione se ha distanciado de sus amigos, y finalmente resignado a olvidar. Sin embargo, un vuelco en la vida de ambos cambia las cosas, pero al parecer... ya es demasiado tarde. CAP 13 ARRIBA!

Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. While in a secret relationship, Harry tells Draco that he can't stay a certain night because he has to work late, but he's really having dinner with the Weasleys. Harry, supposedly at work, gets sent a naughty Howler.

He has to remind himself daily that he is under the curse of prophecy, and that no one should have to share the weight of fate’s displeasure. Words have a power all their own, and he knows he does not want to risk incurring their brutality. HarryGinny. HB

Often, there isn't a fixed law on the oscillation of emotions when grief seems too hard to bear. This is about how Remus deals with Sirius' passing. Post0otP, oneshot, slash RLSB. Please read and review!