Read the title. No plot line. Just nonsense. Man, what was I smoking when I wrote this crap?Updated

Exactly, how did Lupin get his job in Hogwarts? Why was he in the Hogwarts Express in the first place? What was his reaction in seeing Harry for the first time? If you read this story, perhaps these questions will be answered. (written in Lupin's POV) UPD

When Percy and Penelope's sixteen year old son brings home a girl for the holidays, emotions run wild. Penelope needs to explain to Percy that they were sixteen once. Set Post OotP.

Draco reveals what Mr. Harry James Potter did to him. Slash.

Draco is cold, heartless. When he throws one girl away and gets a new one, what happens when she's just as cold as he is? Rated M for a reason. DG

Remus and Sirius meet in the forest and have an unusual conversation. Implied slash. Rated for language.

Dies ist eine Sammlung von traurigen, lustigen, melancholischen, süßen, beängstigenden und alltäglichen Szenen, die sich in der Zeit zwischen dem Ende des 5. Schuljahres und dem Beginn meiner FF "Der Zeitumkehrer" abspielen.

When Cho dumps Harry, who will be there for him? One-shot.

The Ministry has caputured Draco Malfoy, and his sentence is a Dementor's Kiss. But when an alternative suggestion surfaces, and Harry Potter somehow finds himself buried knee-deep in the impossible task, he has no choice but face it like a man...

Conflit entre le bien et le mal: Svetlana est une vampire. Elle se retrouve partagée entre deux clans qu'elle aime et elle devra faire un choix qui sera capital pour l'avenir de chacun... Sang et sexe en prévision, âmes sensibles s'abstenir!

Hear enchantments, binding spells - Arousing something doomed to hells - of 7 fire binding quests - do travel in entrapment we - Seek sulken skulls to set us free...Canon 5th year, several things are very wrong, and Harry couldn't be more lost...R&R!Plz!

Harry-Voldemort, Parvati gets an interesting vision while trying to get some clarification on a Divination assignment.

The fluffiest fic on the face of the Earth has come your way. Ron Hermione love.

Une journée dans la vie d'un jeune Draco ; avec une luciole verte du nom de Kedavra et un Lucius-Le-Gluant...Délire!

For bitterness was vile and disgusting, vomit and salty fluids. Whispering it poetically and flowing was uneducated. It was pronouncing a word wrong and not ending up dizzy & clotting a few hours later.' centric on Hermione. No pairing. slightly drabble-i

Narcissa, Lucius, bedroom, silence, and a book- things are going to get messy, ladies and gentlemen. (LN drabble- please read for no reason. :P)

Streitereien schön und gut, aber wenn ein Feuer ausbricht, ist es genug! So befindet Dumbledore und verpasst den Slytherins sowie den Gryffindors eine saftige Strafe. Oneshot HD Slash, Lemon

New students in Harry's 6th year: will He and the gang befriend them? Something at Hogwarts are meant to be secrets. A plan thought up by Ginny and Hermione is bound to get someone in trouble, or confessing the truth. Pre HBP, I swear.

Jedes Korn ist eine Stunde, eine Minute, eine Sekunde, die mich ein wenig mehr verletzt, bis ich keine Kraft mehr habe und sterbe. (ÜBERSETZUNG;ONE-SHOT[DMHP]

Fic Sidaction: Pour oublier celui qu'il aime il se jette dans les bras d'un autre mais ce n'est pas sans consequences OS SSHP

What did Sirius think about during all those years in Azkaban? Who does he miss the most? He had plenty of time to wonder... a bit of SR slash in there, but not much

The meaning of love... How to tell her? It's not everyday you get to declare your love for someone. HPHG fluff.

Harry relives the last days of Draco's death during the final battle. slash Story reloaded due to authors stupidity.

A get-together occurs in the girl's dormitory in Slytherin; Pansy is dared to do something to Draco. Fluff alert!

Harry lives with Sirius, his godfather. But what will happen to their fatherson relationship when a certain couple steps foot on their turf? And what will happen at Hogwarts this year? Will friendships be trusted? Will a new found love develope?HHr:RR