An irregularly updated series of crackfic stories, taking a twistedly humorous look at the lives of the Jedi, using mysteries of the monthish to highlight absurdities of the Jedi Code, a la The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Anakin, ObiWan, & more!

In an alternate universe, if qui gon had had a daughter. The story follows her throughout her life. this is my first fan fiction, but feel free to offer approval or constructive criticism. no flames, please. It might be rated T later on for mild romance.

The Temple is celebrating Yoda's birthday. But what is everyone to wear?

This is a series of random unfinished tales about my OC in SW universe, that I wrote a while back.Each story is independent from the other,think alternate universes in SW universe.

A poem to Anakin about the stuff he did. I dont do summaries very well! Please read and tell me what you think

Star Wars Quickies. What If...Anakin Vader Skywalker hadn't died in Return of the Jedi. Rated M for language Authoress uses because she has a potty mouth.

Count Dooku and Darth Sidious plot the fate of Jedi Master Sifo Dyas...after they have used him for their purposes. A missing moment story explaining how Count Dooku became Darth Sidious's apprentice & how the Grand Clone Army of the Republic came to be.

After the battle of Endor, Anakin has a little talk with ObiWan that sheds some light on something that happens to our hereos years later...

ObiWan and Amira have been friends for years but a seemingly simple mission will change the dynamic of their relationship. Continues through TPM, ATOC and ROTS w Epilogue during ANH. Finally, Complete.

Jacen and Jag want to propose to Tenel Ka and Jaina. Ben wants to tell Tahiri that he loves her. The problem is, the three men are afraid to tell the women. Can they get the courage? Find out.

Darth Vader and ten Star Destroyers have been sent to tame the Wookiees and Kashyyyk. But, Darth Vader feels more than he wants to let on.

Revan and her crew were crutial to the Republic. What became of them after Malak fell?

Han&Leia, ESB. On their way to Bespin, MY way. Rating just for safety. :

A secret ship blueprint of the Imperials have been taken by the Rebellion and the Empire wants it back. What they don't know, is that the Rebellion has something in store for them.

This is about Luke's frst time with Mara. Mara is a chaacter from the extended universe. Raed M for LEMONS!There is no gay suff since im oposed to those type of stories.

A humorous AU. Response to a challenge to retell a scene from the movies, with a twist. Anakin attempts to bring the Invisible Hand to a safe landing, but fate intervenes...

While Mara Jade searches for those still loyal to dead Emperor Palpatine Luke and his father Vader, ruling the galaxy side by side discover Leia is Vader's daughter...

The Death Star has been destroyed. Now it’s time for Han to leave the Rebels.

ROTS Anakin and Padme. Just a regular morning. Written in Padme's point of view

Three years following ROTS, Darth Vader makes an example out of failure after pirates Emperor Palpatine sent him to find escaped his fleet. Short piece

Mathias has turned from the light in search of a family. Can he find it in the dark?

DRABBLE—And in their eyes he is already damned. [ObiWanxAnakin] [Episode III] For Fantome, with love.

During the holiday season, QuiGon discovers that his new and young padawan understands that the greatest gift one can give another is that from the heart.

After ObiWan nearly abandon’s the Order, most at the Temple aren’t willing to befriend him, expect Maylii Di’Kaah. Maylii is determined to reunite the two Jedi. A master cannot simply abandon their padawan.

Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker find themselves stranded on Hoth with some hilarious results.