Ah, the wonders of being a truly gifted kisser... As always, I make no claims on the characters or the program; it all belongs to the mighty BBC.

This came to me after watching the film, 'Junior', in which Schwarzenegger plays a pregnant man. I've always liked the scene where Junior's mum, played by Emma Thompson, prepares to leave their bedroom after their first night together. As always, I make absolutely no claims on the characters or the program; it all belongs to the mighty BBC.

Why did the Master send Torchwood to the Himalayas?

Jack returns from the year that never was and has different ideas on how to spend their time than Ianto does

Three thousand years into the future, Jack writes a letter to Ianto. Janto!

An accident with alien tech causes chaos in the Hub, and poor Owen has a Very Bad Day.

He'd told the young Welshman that he'd come back for him, then ruined it by adding 'for all of you'

Jack walks in on Ianto doing something terrible.

The Torchwood team could not believe how oblivious Jack and Ianto really were. They needed help and thats just what the other three members of Torchwood were planning on giving them. *Repost*

My first story! Jack calls Ianto down to his bunker bedroom, and Ianto is surprised by what he finds. Hidden feelings surface, and Ianto stays with Jack for the night for the first time. Actual story is far better than the summary. One-shot. Incredibly fluffy. Beginning of my Death!Ianto Universe.

When Ianto gets knocked into a coma during a routine mission, Owen begins to doubt himself and his feelings for the tea boy.

When the foundations of your life crumble, how do you rebuild? Who do you turn to? A Gwen centered, Post CoE AU look at breaking, healing, and moving on. Now with 100% more Jack Harkness and 50% more Doctor. COMPLETE.

By the 51st century the human race is psychic. -Just somthing I was thinking about that I turned into a quick fic.

Ianto's throat burns with each scream. His arms and shoulders twinge and throb, and his eyes are blurred. He's not crying, doesn't want to: it's rage, at Jack and Owen and Gwen and Tosh, fury at himself for thinking that what he had had with Jack could ever be more than a matter of convenience.

Jack looks out on the lights of the city.

All things must die. Even if you're the one who loved them.

Four first times for Jack and Ianto.

A normal day at Torchwood 3 turns upside down as an alien spaceship crashes in a nearby park. But who is this alien, and why is he here? Join Jack and the team as they attempt to find out, and get this alien home. Contains OC's, don't like, don't read. Suck at summaries, but please enjoy!

Sixth in the Birthright series: Jack returns to the Colasanto compound with company when Angelo's lawyer calls about an inheritance.

An artefact attaches itself to Ianto, changing the way he thinks, putting the Torchwood team and Jack in danger.

Spoilers for 2x05: Adam. Ianto Jones believes that murder is such a dirty word.

Ianto's heart rests in a small, tightly locked box in the same cupboard as his tea. It is battered and worn, but strong.

Jack takes Ianto up on a dare that the whole world is witness to. Sexual themes.

After the "bloody camping trip from hell", all bets as to the state of Ianto's mental health are off. Owen offers his own unique brand of therapy. Characters/Pairings: Owen, Ianto; references to Jack/Ianto. A/N: This is follow-up to "House Call to Purgatory", where Owen visits Ianto post "Cyberwoman", also on this site. It's not necessary to have read that one to understand this.

Working for Torchwood Cardiff means dealing every day with aliens, time travellers, annoying co-workers, and worst of all, tourists. A day in the life of someone who'd rather be somewhere else. Written for reel torchwood.