Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.

Collection of one-shots for Febuwhump 2022.

Alex is minding his own business in the library and checking out a book for his biology assignment. Well, that went out the window because he ran into Doctor fucking Three.

Magic Plant Growing! Alex/Flower Shop AU! Alex has decided that his life goal is owning a flower shop.

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Alex orders his groceries online. The lady doing the deliveries gets more and more concerned about who this 18-year old is and what their life is.

Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can't stop laughing. For Jasmineskies.

Alex gets sent undercover at a commercial bee farm to investigate the suspicious substances that seem to have been slipped into the supply. Can he solve the mystery before it gets sticky?

Alex is not, in fact, wanting to do mandatory fun with his classmates. Guys, he's fourteen, I don't think he's allowed into a strip club.

In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.

Alex yeets away from society, intending to live out the rest of his life in the woods. Little did he know, the woods contain more than animals. The Erlking was always fond of hunters.

Damien Cray crack fic. There's a crack fic in there where Cray finds out about the drug dealer Alex drops on a police station and tries to hire him."I'm trying to eliminate drug use across the world!" Alex: "You know...that doesn't sound too bad." Yassen just stares in horror when he sees a slightly manic, happy looking Alex when he gets sent there.

Alex is stuck in a cell with Nile. It's going well...NOT. Alex is sorely tempted to smother the man with a pillow.

An incredibly drunk man appears out of what seems to be a portal in thin air, just in time to save the lives of John and Helen Rider. He proceeds to throw up all over the couple, a public monument, and himself, then passes out. After a quick DNA test, the Riders drag their now nineteen-year-old son back with them to meet his one-year-old self. Meanwhile, Smithers tries to figure...

Prompt: Dark! Alex. Alex decides to follow a family tradition after Ian's death. Every family has a murderer or two in it. Altered Prompt. Gratuitous violence. Unreliable narrator!

With Jack's death and the threat of Scorpia on the rise, Alex is sent to his old SAS unit for protection. Haunted by his past and terrified of his future, will Alex finally be able to heal and move on? Or has he fallen past the point of saving? Remember, Scorpia never forgives and it never forgets...

Prompt: Coffee shop AU! Alex is a barista. Someone should really tell these motherfuckers to get more sleep.

Prompt: Damien Cray decided to drown a dude in fucking pennies. The janitor is NOT getting paid enough for this oiled and bloodstained pennies BS.

Jones is ready to leave Alex to the wolves. Planning to throw him under the bus, and suffer the consequences. But, Ben has other ideas. Intending on keeping a promise made what seemed like a lifetime ago, Ben is going to fight tooth and nail to get is kid back. Lost and Found rewrite. Irregular updates

Prompt: Alex adopts a snow leopard that he names Snuggles. Absolutely nobody wants to snuggle that fucker except him. And maybe Nile.

When Alex's next mission to infiltrate and gather information from a local marshmallow factory goes wrong, he runs into a familiar face as he tries to make his escape. A standalone sequel to Cym's amazing Cloudy Mallows (or: Alex Rider and the Marshmallow Factory) on AO3!