Harry Potter and Monty Python
Crossovers
The Owl Sketch by IDK2391 reviews
Harry just wanted a new Owl.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Complete
Eyl-oops by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
Harry has a complaint about his new owl. / Crack fic, heavily borrowed from Monty Python!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 210 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You're The One by WriterJace reviews
The song "You're The One" has found its way to Hogwarts. Read what Harry thinks about the song. songfic.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Improved Dead Voldemort Sketch by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. Extended version of the original Dead Voldemort Sketch now with filking of I'm A Lumberjack. This is pure farce and I accept no blame for damaged keyboards. Enjoy.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
A Python Blocks The Way by Gojirob reviews
The Trio find that their new home at Hogwarts is not what they expected, to say the least. Set to the tune of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
No Mad Axe Men by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
There were no mad axe men waiting for Harry and Ron when they left Christmas dinner in their third year. However, something else lay in wait... Rated for some mild language.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
DADA with Snape by P.L.S reviews
Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Rack by P.L.S reviews
Just a simple morning until Draco and company hold their version of the Spanish Inquistion. Part five of the Potter-Python set.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
The Zambini Pet Shope of Hogwarts' Halls by P.L.S reviews
The third in the Potter-Python mix. Blaise runs a sort of pet shop between classes in Hogwarts, but one of his customers has a complaint about a parrot. And you thought the Lumberjack Song was odd.
Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Blaise Z. - Complete
The Lumberjack Song by P.L.S reviews
Harry is still stuck on Monty Python, McGonagall makes the mistake of asking Harry just what he wants to be when he grows up, and this comes after Run In.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
RunIn by P.L.S reviews
Harry is into Monty Python, Ron is too, and Snape is just getting confused and annoyed with his two least favorite students.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Harry P. - Complete