Ahsoka, Lost and far away from home and her master crash lands on earth, only to be found by group of human who have no idea what to do. Can she get back to her friends or will they come to her?

Ashoka doesn't have time to be stranded on a strange remote planet. Don't these people know she has a war to get back to. Apparently not. She would cry but their vehicles roll on wheels and their milk is white so she might vomit instead. Hodgins needs to take it down a few pegs. Bones and Booth remind her of her Master and a certain Senator. There's something about Zack...

While trapped in the lab, Temperance reveals she has never seen Star Wars. Duty bound to correct this mistake, Booth and the rest of the team along with a certain fan fic writer turned recurring character tell her the story...with them as the characters