In a world where everything is terrible and the world is crumbling around us and that old childlike sense of innocent happiness isn't even a rumor of a memory in our minds anymore, everyone's favourite dumpster-dwelling fanfic writer (nice try, Aaron Carter) tries to bring back a bit of holiday cheer with sexually visceral and/or viscerally festive variety show! In text form!"

Harry Potter's relatives are out of commission and he needs somewhere else to stay. Thankfully, a cousin from Ohio, America is willing to take him in. (Rated T cuz I'm paranoid, and Chapter 1 Revised.)

This is a poem I wrote about Daphne Blake and Rowena Ravenclaw

A gang of mystery-solving people and a dog. A wizard raised in America. Many adventures and friends. Magic and mystery everywhere. Adopted from Gandalf15.

One-shot: A simple bout of monster-catching turns into something that will change their lives forever... [This story is now being continued by DimensionTraveler23 in her fic "The son of Shaggy Rogers".]

After defeating Voldemort, Harry decides it's about time he lived his own life. After moving to America, Harry applies for a job at a bookstore, where he meets his beautiful boss, Velma Dinkley. After a couple of months of dating, Velma is called to help her old friends out. And she takes Harry along for the ride. (Goes through all of the direct to video movies).

Daphne is Ginerva Weasley's secret daughter. Fred is the somehow blonde son of George Weasley. Scooby is one from Fluffy the three-headed dog's litter. Shaggy is son of Neville Longbottom and never fails to forget something. Velma, she's daughter of Cho Chang and a Ravenclaw. If each of these children dont want to spend their lives surrounded by magic, do they count as Squibs?

I don't know how I thought of this but I did. Simone Lenoir and Lena Dupree from Scooby Doo on Zombie Island are married and have a baby that is being born. They are happy with their lives and their family but that all changes one day. A colorblind old man with a stick steals their daughter, their little Forte, and gives her to the Potters. Now she's Harriet Potter. Thanks Ric!

Just as Mystery Inc. is wrapping up another case, they are stopped by two men dressed in strange red robes.. / One-shot for the QLFC round 12.

Scooby and the gang hear about some weird things happening in London, England. They leave to meet up with Velma's uncle and meet Hagrid, who helps them learn more about the mysterious happenings.

The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...

"Yes, a plan. There is someone who can help us find Potter. They are in America. His name," Voldemort says quietly, his hands folded in front of him, "is Scooby-Doo."