A little comic relief for all of my morbid stories. It is more than just a twilight cross; everyone Brit and I could stick in is in. We've got HP, Twilight, Pirates, Sweeney Todd, Batman, and even War of the Worlds. It's hilerious!

... Twilight fan rest of title . The title says it all.

NOT a fanfic, just a lil questionaire I did for fun :P

Two bored cousins means only one thing, a very crazy and funny story. This is that story.

::ON HIATUS:: Waking up in a strange place is last thing Jacob Black needed. But the last things he expected was to meet the main girl of the last book he read. That girl was Hermione Granger.

Harry and Bella Potter are twins, living with their aunt and uncle. They have just turned seven when Bella stumbles across The Leaky Cauldron and ending up in the Wizarding world. first story please don't be too hard reveiw. On HIATUS

Bella is Serenity Malfoy, Mr Malfoy's beloved daughter. He'd do anything for her, so what happens when she returns from hiding, heartbrocken? And what if Edward shows up again? Will they get back together or will aother flame pick up were it left off? R&R

After being left for dead after a brutal attack by some rogues death eaters, years after the dark lord died, his one true love is the one who stands beside him at his bedside in hospital. Can the specialist doctor save him, and give the pair a new life

isabella potter is james potter's sister, bella hates sirius and sirius hate bella. what happens when the start getting fealings other than hate!

AU:Edward Cullen has to watch as his lover is slowly dying. He has to make a decision quick. Turn the Machine off and allow Harry to die, or turn him? Which one will he choose? Slash/Oneshot

After learning of a prophecy, Harry moves to Forks, Washington, to live with his mother. Vampires, wizards, and shape shifters, oh my! But not everything is as it seems...our favorite little wizard is hiding something...HP/EC slash. Enjoy!

When two worlds collide, that were never intended to meet, there can only be one outcome. Good or Evil? Only one will prevail. An unlikely alliance will unsettle the entire balance of the world. Full summary included inside.

Harry.Edward - Slash - Edward confesses his secret… only Harry's concern is yogurt. It can be eaten without a spoon, something Edward learns.

After capturing and torturing Harry in the summer before his seveth year, Voldemort has a plan to ensure his dream for immortality. Even if it ensures it for his enemy as well. Ignores HBP and DH.

After being expelled, Harry built a new life in Forks. Now he must deal with an army of vengeful vampires, illness, and the return of the love that abandoned him. With all this on his plate, will he ever go back to Britain? SLASH by Early-Frosts.

anastasia is bella. but anastasia is the daughter of bellatrix. she is wanted for using an unforgivable curse. but is then sent to azkaban.

Harry Potter-adopted by the Cullens at a young age. Now Alexander Cullen-loves his family and his life. Things are just how he wants them, until he falls for an adoptive sibling and his school decides to host the Triwizard Tournament. Slash by Frosty

Sirius and bella were in love but she left now she's back and she's brought a suprise mainly only bella from twilight might introduce cullens later

Why is Wormtail not allowed to attend Lord Voldemort's Resurrection Party?

this is the story A Dark One Layla Bellatrix Marie SnapeLestrange and i am re-writing it. if you read the first one please read this one. summary on the inside

A member of the Cullen coven takes a moment to think about the green-eyed wizard he can never have. SLASH.

Cullens on Wife Swap u figure it out.'Dead to the World' lourful language

After the war, Harry leaves his friends in order to join his Godfathers in Forks, Washington. Living with a werewolf, his mate, and a Malfoy, is it even possible for him to have a normal life? Co-written w ConstantSnow ! UP FOR ADOPTION !

First fanfic. 50yrs after BD and 1yr after HP7's epilogue. Adventure of R&J's kids and the destruction of the Volturi in the blink of an eye. R&R pls.

When a threat aproches Harry is sent to A small muggle town in the hopes of not being found. His fathers says he will be safe but he doesn't know there are vampires and wolves about.