Harry is raised by Jason. Wrong boy who lived, James Jr. Black Ops. MOM special unit under Amelia Bones. Summoned out of the Goblet of Fire. Hilarity Ensues. Bashing mom and Ron, stalker Ginny, malepottersbash, manipulative Dumbledore, naive Hermione, Griffindors, angsty Lily, clueless/smart Malfoy, overpowered Jason and Harry Voorhees...Jason will be able to talk just a heads up.

Jason find a baby Harry and decide to keep him for his own.

SUMMARY: She had put up with so much, all the pain, the torment, but now? Hehehe, the perfect moment was here and as the saying goes, watch out for the quiet ones. Warnings!: Fem-Harry/killer-Harry, Gore, blood, swearing, mature stuff, and Jason killing people. You have been warned!

When the Dursley's are forced to take nine year old Harry to America with them on vacation, Vernon decides to just dump him once and for all at Camp Crystal Lake. Will he survive? How will he get home? Or the most important question of all, does he want to?

The cold and creepy camp of Crystal Lake has been home to one of the most well known killer in movie history, Jason Voorhees. But what if Jason was not 'Voorhees' but Harry Potter?

Who would have thought that a school for horny adolescents located in the middle of nowhere would attract Jason Voorhees?