Assorted, unconnected collection of romantic Artemis/Holly one-shot short stories. Some sad, some happy. Author Notes are on Ao3 under the same name, if you're interested.

28 year old Artemis comes back from Mars hungry for success over his discoveries, but his plans are thwarted when Fowl Senior strips him of the family fortune. Torn between choosing his work or friendships, he must find the balance to life before he loses the one shot he's hoped for. A/H, A/M, H/T

Artemis invites a priestess named Kuri over, with no intent of letting her escape him. But he's bit off more than he can chew with her!

Kurisuta is a mostly ordinary young girl. When disappointed with the ending of her favorite book series, the Fairy Roses answer her heart's desire.

Family's out. Fun begins.

Holly visits Artemis, who insists he is not sick.

An Artemis-Holly romance story, firmly set in the world of Artemis Fowl, except all the dialogue is lifted straight from Star Wars Episode II. Not joking. New Chapter! (12-27-21) With dialogue lifted straight from Episode III

Collection of one-shots about Artemis and Holly's life together as a couple, one-shots which may or may not contain actual milestones.

Two one-shot short stories based on a few lines from The Fowl Twins 2. Romantic A/H content so stay away if that's not your jam (hopefully it is your jam though). These two shorts are not connected to each other sequentially (chapter 2 is not a continuation of chapter 1), but they're connected thematically.

Be bad, do evil and have fun!/In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.

Tout le monde sait que Grub kelp est un petit frère bien énervant et ennuyeux, pauvre Trouble! Mais qui s'est jamais demandé d'où venait la célèbre phrase: "c'est maman qui l'a dit"? Qui aurait pu imaginer les circonstances tragiques ayant bouleversé la vie des frères Kelp?

When Artemis Fowl the First disappears into the Arctic, his hired guard is presumed dead. But the Butler family has a secret, one that explains their unbelievably inhuman resilience and loyalty. Until Artemis Fowl the First is safe or dead, Major Butler still considers himself bound by contract, and he will get revenge on those who harmed his charge.

"Which story are you going to tell me today?" "You can choose between how I threw Juliet's first girlfriend over the hedge, or the time Artemis's first outing almost caused an international incident." / Butler's job as Artemis's bodyguard has been turbulent since Day 1 but at least his emotional state was in less of a turmoil. [Part 5 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

Holly and Artemis have known each other for a lifetime. TW: Death

31 Days Writing Challenge with 31 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from July/August 2021.

A little missing scene: How did Artemis Fowl and Butler actually meet for the first time? Correct, Sisters of Mercy Hospital, when Artemis was born. What happened back then? What was Butler's last job before? And ... what's the matter with his haircut? A Butler-centred fic to find out ... [Translation of "Freunde fürs Leben" by Sam Chaucer, originally posted on fanfiktion . de]

30 Days Writing Challenge with 30 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from April 2021.

Knowledge is power - and as is information. Artemis' newest invention allowed him to gather sensitive information from secret service's files but as nice at it seems: he is not the only one interested in it. Linus Fitch, a rather famous name in international ganglands, is keen on that information, ready to do whatever it takes ... [DISCONTINUED]

When Artemis left for Mars, he didn't just leave friends and family behind. He and Holly Short made choices that have changed their relationship forever; and now, months after he was gone, the consequences of those choices are starting to grow. And now things between them are going to have to change again.

A straightforward mission, Butler thought sourly. The auction heist had been under an unlucky star from the start and, as always, Artemis's actions attracted trouble like moths to a flame. Right now, however, there was no time to think about that. Right now, he had to focus all his efforts on not getting them riddled with bullets. [Part 4 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]

In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A necromancy/mage Artemis au.

Three years is a long time to spend alone. In a small village called Duncade, Butler has turned away from the world, waiting for the day when his life will begin again. When the miracle he'd been waiting for finally comes to pass, he's left with an unexpected dilemma: just as Artemis has returned from Hybras, so too must Butler come to terms with returning to Fowl Manor.

When Artemis discovers the key to use his new Fairy Magic is in a Fairy Priestess, a human girl who has magic of her own, he hunts her down and uses his magic to subdue her. But as he kidnaps her and tries to force her to instruct him, Kuri starts to realize that Artemis has become corrupted by his magic.

When out on a mission, Holly gets taken by the one person she thought she would never see again. He doesn't remember anything, nor does he want to cooperate. But he was suppose to be gone forever...

It's Christmas! Ten years after the events at the Berserker Gate, life has achieved some sense of normalcy, both above and below the Earth. One holdover from the old times is the celebration of Christmas, and of celebrating what it means to each person. Join Artemis and Holly as they banter their way through yet another day of festivities! Total A/H fluff.