Based off of a post I found online. Basically; America tells a bad joke. Crack/OOC warning

Alfred es un niño con la inocencia rota, encerrado entre las garras de un perverso ser. Sin embargo su vida cambiará al conocer a un joven italiano. ADVERTENCIAS: Temas delicados como p3dofilia, traumas, abuso.

Lukas always knew he'd be back at his childhood home. The draw to it had never faded. He should have seen all the warnings, listened to everyone around him. But only one voice matters. The only one that can break him in the end. (Sorta trigger warnings? Vague suicidal thoughts and mental illness, though both are paranormally-driven.) DenNor

Tino and Berwald have been born as Summer and Winter reincarnated. The pull and draw from personifications past torment them, until they finally reunite. [SuFin with background DenNor; seasons personified]

Based off of the prompt "You have something in your hair, umm... Do you want me to get it out?" AusHun #3

Once Christmas, Alfred and his wife Natalya, originally planning to spend it by themselves, have a surprise guest come over, Ivan. Natalya's brother who Alfred does not get along with one bit. Now as a houseguest, can the two spend the holidays and beyond together without wanting to kill each other? AmeBel mentions of other pairings.

In 1997, while visiting Scotland, Northern Ireland travels back in time and finds himself in 1743, in the middle of the Jacobite Rising. He meets Scotland but realizes he's not the same brother he knows. Now, North has to find a way to go back to the present all the while hiding his identity as a nation, but most of all, hide his identity as the younger brother. Outlander AU.

A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

La suave brisa nocturna lleva con ella el gentil aroma de la magia, que se desprendía de aquella hechicera que había elegido como suya. El tenue brillo de las estrellas, era incapaz de alumbrar el tenebroso bosque cubierto por la eterna oscuridad de la noche sin luna. En esa oscuridad tomaría una compañera, aunque él no fuera lo que ella esperaba / RumaníaXFemMéxico / AU Hechicería

Jamás habría pensado que podría sentir la calidez del sol en lo más profundo de su existencia. No desde que había sido abandonado en las sombras, para pudrirse por toda la eternidad. Esa sensación que le consumía y le quemaba extendiéndose desde sus entrañas, solamente podía ser el resultado del trabajo del hermoso sol, que le había atado a su persona / RusMéx Het / Castlevania AU

La vida de Antonio no ha sido la misma desde que entró a tercer año de bachillerato. Lovino, su novio, se siente inútil de no poder ayudarlo en momentos tan difíciles. Los dos peores matones de la escuela, Alfred y Mathew, se interponen en la vida de Antonio y Lovino decide tomar cartas en el asunto… aunque no pudo haber escogido una idea más tonta y peligrosa.

Ambientado en 1601-1602. Cuando Austria y España hurdieron el desesperado plan de presentar al rey Felipe III las colonias del reino para que asumiera sus responsabilidades como monarca, jamás imaginaron lo qué sería vivir con 20 niños y adolescentes: las preguntas existenciales, las hormonas, los celos, el transito de la niñez a la adultez, la rebeldía y la inocencia.

Based off of the prompt "No you can't get up. You are my prisoner for today." AusHun #2

Here are some shorts I came up recently. Hope you will enjoy!

With their schedules empty, Detective Ludwig Beilschmidt and Sergeant Gilbert Beilschmidt are assigned to work together to solve the 40 year old case of F. Vargas. Justice is long overdue, and the Beilschmidt's are determined to finally find answers.

Spain decides to show the "audience" his day to day life working as a cashieer in Roman Times. It's an AU, this one is suposed to be a little weird. *summary in progress*

Malgré son entrée dans la "Cour des grands", Alfred a du mal à se réjouir. La Guerre Froide est à son paroxysme mais il est seulement préoccupé par ce garçon étrange auquel Ivan semble tant tenir. Simple paranoïa ou réelle menace ? C'est Alabama qui se chargera de le découvrir. Et la jalousie d'Alfred ne l'aide pas dans sa tâche...

Centuries ago, the seven Anglo-Saxon kingdoms lived in a state of turmoil. The siblings warred with each other constantly, fighting for dominance between shifting alliances and brief respites of peace. It was only a matter of time before one came out on top; Halwende, the Kingdom of Wessex. Centuries ago, there were seven siblings. But there could only be one England.

On the borders of his land Arthur Kirkland- currently known as Halwende- spots two other Anglo-Saxon kingdoms lurking. They don't seem to be causing any trouble, but surely they're not just there for a friendly chat. They never are! The Heptarchy is based on the historical Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, but these characters are my own! Egesa is Mercia, and Edith is Sussex.

After losing WW2, Prussia is forcefully separated from his brother to live with Russia. To make things worse, he is under the same roof as Lithuania which normally wouldn't be a problem for anyone else, but for Prussia things are a bit awkward as long ago he broke Lithuania's heart and betrayed him. PruLiet

"I am awesome, mon capitaine!" It's the 21st Century, and Prussia has no reason to live. But since he's not allowed to die, the cosmos compromise and turn him into an omnipotent pan-dimensional being. Now eating a bathtub, morphing into a seal, farting out the sun, and exploding Germany's kitchen are everyday activities... after the laundry gets folded.

Based off of the prompt “Your hands are so soft I must protect them.” AusHun #1

El general teniente Ludwig Beilschdmidt trabaja en el Ministerio de Defensa de Berlin y poco sabrá de como un pequeño acontecimiento le cambiará la vida. Porque todos los lugares tienen una historia que contar, y esta es una historia de amor, dolor y discriminación. AU GerxOCFem!Mex ¡Denle una oportunidad! :D

"We will always be together, brother. No matter what." A promise shattered in the matter of seconds and the feeling of betrayal following it. A story about two brothers' dream, unrequited love, sacrifice and how two hearts can find each other even in the midst of sorrow and chaos.

Ever since Natalya was young she wanted to follow in her brother's footsteps and hunt vampires. The year is 1889 and Natalya gets the chance of a lifetime when her brother Ivan goes missing after a werewolf attack on his group of hunters. She sets out with Arthur, the local banker's son, and Lovino, a coach driver, to find him.